tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6725185070042499245..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Official Infomaniac BeauticianThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8680225882746231962010-04-21T12:33:03.549-04:002010-04-21T12:33:03.549-04:00JOANNA CAKE: What? No ginger in the back passage? ...<b>JOANNA CAKE</b>: <i>What? No ginger in the back passage? You're slipping Miss Scarlet</i><br /><br />Don’t mention the “G” word around Miss Scarlet.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74931724779038312972010-04-21T12:02:43.506-04:002010-04-21T12:02:43.506-04:00What? No ginger in the back passage? You're ...What? No ginger in the back passage? You're slipping Miss ScarletJoanna Cakehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15944673677004607976noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8281408512095398672010-04-20T21:21:53.829-04:002010-04-20T21:21:53.829-04:00XL: I think we've heard quite enough on this t...XL: I think we've heard quite enough on this topic.<br /><br />We've moved on to another post.<br /><br />Why aren't you first yet?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2777252690021132302010-04-20T21:18:49.684-04:002010-04-20T21:18:49.684-04:00I plan to use the Infomaniac front sign, as is. OK...I plan to use the <a href="http://www.bernos.org/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/07/i-am-slut.jpg" rel="nofollow">Infomaniac front sign, as is</a>. OK?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60481317143717133942010-04-20T21:12:03.462-04:002010-04-20T21:12:03.462-04:00XL: So you keep telling us!
Why not rent out spac...XL: So you keep telling us!<br /><br />Why not rent out space on a billboard?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91656916526842417322010-04-20T21:05:43.207-04:002010-04-20T21:05:43.207-04:00Ich bin ein slut!Ich bin ein slut!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74899114842124007732010-04-20T21:00:06.947-04:002010-04-20T21:00:06.947-04:00MAGO: Und Ich liebe Dick!MAGO: Und Ich liebe Dick!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50383198262221571262010-04-20T20:53:08.650-04:002010-04-20T20:53:08.650-04:00Ich liebe Dich.Ich liebe Dich.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88374728026078788912010-04-20T20:43:12.079-04:002010-04-20T20:43:12.079-04:00MAGO: Yeah, a bottle of booze will do ... where th...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>Yeah, a bottle of booze will do ... where the corckscrew flies. </i><br /><br />Müller-Thurgau?<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>I use Velveeta Creme myself. It keeps me nice and smooth and creamy, and the residue is handy for snacking.</i><br /><br />Now in convenient aerosol form.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67725408179536598922010-04-20T19:58:52.171-04:002010-04-20T19:58:52.171-04:00I use Velveeta Creme myself. It keeps me nice and ...I use Velveeta Creme myself. It keeps me nice and smooth and creamy, and the residue is handy for snacking.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29521129730873390272010-04-20T19:06:48.302-04:002010-04-20T19:06:48.302-04:00Yeah, a bottle of booze will do ... where the corc...Yeah, a bottle of booze will do ... where the corckscrew flies.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76111057523229397772010-04-20T14:45:51.399-04:002010-04-20T14:45:51.399-04:00KABUKI: I dislike the term 'beauty fluids'...<b>KABUKI</b>: <i> I dislike the term 'beauty fluids'. That doesn't sound beautiful. Like the 'oil of old lady' that I have personally used-what's with the non-flattering nomenclature? I only want products with names like 'MJ's face flatterer' or 'Miss Scarlett's Mist of beauty'. I'll be waiting in the day-spa. </i><br /><br />Care to sample Mistress MJ’s Wrinkle Repellent?<br /><br />Slather it on ALL your wrinkly bits and feel the difference.<br /><br /><b>KABUKI</b>: <i> ps I just came from my Doctors office. According to the larger-than-life poster on the exam room wall - kabuki is happy to announce that i do not have a 'prolapsed vulva', nor do I want one. Just sayin. KEGEL - it does a vulva good. </i><br /><br />Mistress MJ has been known to confuse Kegel with Kugel, the tasty Jewish side dish.<br /><br />We here at the Infomaniac House of Beauty do not recommend exercising with a noodle casserole between your thighs.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22426577921512426602010-04-20T14:30:14.917-04:002010-04-20T14:30:14.917-04:00ps I just came from my Doctors office. According ...ps I just came from my Doctors office. According to the larger-than-life poster on the exam room wall - kabuki is happy to announce that i do not have a 'prolapsed vulva', nor do I want one. Just sayin. KEGEL - it does a vulva good.kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82274090725136704272010-04-20T14:27:27.609-04:002010-04-20T14:27:27.609-04:00I dislike the term 'beauty fluids'. That ...I dislike the term 'beauty fluids'. That doesn't sound beautiful. Like the 'oil of old lady' that I have personally used-what's with the non-flattering nomenclature? I only want products with names like 'MJ's face flatterer' or 'Miss Scarlett's Mist of beauty'. I'll be waiting in the day-spa.kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4104577821880299682010-04-20T12:33:20.348-04:002010-04-20T12:33:20.348-04:00BEAST: A pox on your apothacaries gunge
Natural be...<b>BEAST</b>: <i>A pox on your apothacaries gunge<br />Natural beauty , like what I got , needs no enhancing<br />Why can I smell burnt mince ?? </i><br /><br />Miss Scarlet informs me she has a miracle cure for your itchy bumhole problem.<br /><br />Oh, and see comment from IVD, further down.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Birdcrap maybe at least not as dangerous as Elizabethan arse-nic. Smells a bit like burnt weenie in here ... </i><br /><br />This takes me back to the time IVD burned off his eyebrows.<br /><br />The stench lingered for days.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>I have no idea, Beast. Have you left the dinner on again? Ahem...<br />I only meant, you try walking manfully with Velva smeared about your person after being on the sunbed too long. Who knew Velva was so combustible?</i><br /><br />We have no desire to hear horror stories about your inflamed Velva.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46161257277040401332010-04-20T12:22:30.218-04:002010-04-20T12:22:30.218-04:00I have no idea, Beast. Have you left the dinner o...I have no idea, Beast. Have you left the dinner on again? Ahem...<br /><br />I only meant, you try walking manfully with Velva smeared about your person after being on the sunbed too long. Who knew Velva was so combustible?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20576165239997751182010-04-20T12:20:16.926-04:002010-04-20T12:20:16.926-04:00Birdcrap maybe at least not as dangerous as Elizab...Birdcrap maybe at least not as dangerous as Elizabethan arse-nic. Smells a bit like burnt weenie in here ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54925669408974757672010-04-20T11:53:32.382-04:002010-04-20T11:53:32.382-04:00A pox on your apothacaries gunge
Natural beauty , ...A pox on your apothacaries gunge<br />Natural beauty , like what I got , needs no enhancing<br /><br />Why can I smell burnt mince ??BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17343106201312160712010-04-20T10:09:25.119-04:002010-04-20T10:09:25.119-04:00MAGO: Dung!!
We recommend Miss Scarlet’s Japanese...<b>MAGO</b>: <i>Dung!!</i><br /><br />We recommend Miss Scarlet’s Japanese “Uguisu no Fun” beauty treatment…<br /><br />a facial made of <a href="http://tinyurl.com/5xsqxl/" rel="nofollow">nightingale droppings</a>.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I am honoured to be the official Infomaniac beautician and will take my position seriously.<br />Right, everyone get your kit off and bend over.</i><br /><br />Ayem8y seems keenest.<br /><br />I would lower the caffeine level on his enema lest he get out of hand.<br /><br />We hope you will find your new position at The Infomaniac House of Beauty most enjoyable.<br /><br />Are the clients big tippers?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Is Miss Scarlet planning on adding this to her list of services on offer?</i><br /><br />We here at the Infomaniac House of Beauty MUST get a huge sign made up so we can say to our clients…<br /><br />“Just look for the big pair of legs with the cellular phone in between them”.<br /><br /><b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i>nonononononono. <br />eye bleach STAT!!!</i><br /><br />The current health and safety laws do not permit Miss Scarlet to use eye bleach.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>* extricates self from sun bed *<br />Put me down for two Super Detox Purification Total Energy Renewal Optimal Health Fat Flush Anti-Aging Miracle Cleanse Solutions in quick succession!<br />And would you excuse me, Mistress MJ - I'm a little bit on fire.<br />* minces out flaming *</i><br /><br />Excuse me? What did you say?<br /><br />We only caught the bit about “MINCES OUT FLAMING”.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55152242070459695672010-04-20T08:08:17.799-04:002010-04-20T08:08:17.799-04:00* extricates self from sun bed *
Put me down for ...* extricates self from sun bed *<br /><br />Put me down for two Super Detox Purification Total Energy Renewal Optimal Health Fat Flush Anti-Aging Miracle Cleanse Solutions in quick succession!<br /><br />And would you excuse me, Mistress MJ - I'm a little bit on fire.<br /><br />* minces out flaming *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45630853903734296482010-04-20T07:29:30.414-04:002010-04-20T07:29:30.414-04:00nonononononono.
eye bleach STAT!!!
xoxoxoxnonononononono. <br /><br />eye bleach <i>STAT</i>!!!<br /><br /><br />xoxoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68382065337514822182010-04-20T03:43:27.546-04:002010-04-20T03:43:27.546-04:00Is Miss Scarlet planning on adding this to her lis...Is Miss Scarlet planning on adding <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XgX6rFjO-U&feature=related" rel="nofollow">this</a> to her list of services on offer?Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82538473846935428522010-04-20T03:35:39.581-04:002010-04-20T03:35:39.581-04:00I am honoured to be the official Infomaniac beauti...I am honoured to be the official Infomaniac beautician and will take my position seriously.<br />Right, everyone get your kit off and bend over.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51266601085115715482010-04-20T03:11:00.049-04:002010-04-20T03:11:00.049-04:00Dung!!Dung!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25346600637265516672010-04-20T01:40:13.491-04:002010-04-20T01:40:13.491-04:00EROS: Good gawd! Quick, get CP's blue dress f...<b>EROS</b>: <i> Good gawd! Quick, get CP's blue dress from Princess's place and put it on this woman! I'm trying very hard not to see if her carpet matches the drapes!<br />I think I'm going to need a massage now to help me relax.</i><br /><br />Bubbles Devere wants to give you a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/y7jxd5z/" rel="nofollow">massage</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com