tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post6020217220654046342..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Proselytizing PyjamasThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger62125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37018755978406740132008-08-12T07:15:00.000-04:002008-08-12T07:15:00.000-04:00Any human being needs some sleep, there is no alte...Any human being needs some sleep, there is no alternative. I do not know when you sleep, but you have to. And I hope you do not have to fight fear. In my pay-the-rent-job I have to walk through strange places "alone in the dark" - you simply can not allow some fear in, that would mean to die at the spot.<BR/><BR/>Wet white spots mean either the party is over or they paint the walls.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44990188115599299042008-08-11T13:39:00.000-04:002008-08-11T13:39:00.000-04:00JOE: I have the same dreams but only of shoes.The ...JOE: I have the same dreams but only of shoes.<BR/><BR/>The things you poor blokes must put up with.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81771653723294403412008-08-11T13:28:00.000-04:002008-08-11T13:28:00.000-04:00mj: You're just happy she's asleep and not shoppin...mj: <I>You're just happy she's asleep and not shopping.</I><BR/>Me: mj ... I kid you not ... two nights ago she told me she had a dream she bought a new toaster oven ... yesterday she had an errand to do at the pharmacy and came back with a toaster oven.Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13846752181079972182008-08-11T13:18:00.000-04:002008-08-11T13:18:00.000-04:00JOE: Admit it.You're just happy she's asleep and n...JOE: Admit it.<BR/><BR/>You're just happy she's asleep and not shopping.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62627221830519650982008-08-11T12:52:00.000-04:002008-08-11T12:52:00.000-04:00As long as my woman is snoring along side of me .....As long as my woman is snoring along side of me ... nothing dares to come near.Practically Joehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13664805750011618252noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89873351674463432008-08-10T23:22:00.000-04:002008-08-10T23:22:00.000-04:00T-BIRD: A higher power is telling you to take off ...T-BIRD: A higher power is telling you to take off your pyjamas.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: I don’t live in <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/5rk7vc/" REL="nofollow">The Big Pink</A>, you know.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29869155801147925152008-08-10T21:57:00.000-04:002008-08-10T21:57:00.000-04:00ummmm.... then i should repaint the house pink lik...ummmm.... then i should repaint the house pink like is was before?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29469270466801827502008-08-10T21:53:00.000-04:002008-08-10T21:53:00.000-04:00Actually, I am really afraid of God talking to me,...Actually, I am really afraid of God talking to me, and telling me to put on pyjamas. <BR/><BR/>And I am afraid of people who think that their internal monologue is God.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84207067542928174742008-08-10T21:40:00.000-04:002008-08-10T21:40:00.000-04:00KAPI: I'm quite sure you'll burn in hell for those...KAPI: I'm quite sure you'll burn in hell for those thoughts.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: It was Talking Heads.<BR/><BR/>Devo were the ones who looked as if they were wearing flower pots on their heads.<BR/><BR/>I am not fooled by your Daisy impersonation.<BR/><BR/>Unless you put on a dress.<BR/><BR/>ANON: Are you the Grim Reaper?<BR/><BR/>MAGO: What makes you think that Mistress MJ sleeps at night?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46710720034924838612008-08-10T21:21:00.000-04:002008-08-10T21:21:00.000-04:00Better a woolen Janker than that terrible pj. What...Better a woolen Janker than that terrible pj. What does MJ do to not shake angstridden through the night?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42961341603281905572008-08-10T21:20:00.000-04:002008-08-10T21:20:00.000-04:00I sleep with a razor sharp scythe under my pillow....I sleep with a razor sharp scythe under my pillow.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54204551790284857892008-08-10T20:48:00.000-04:002008-08-10T20:48:00.000-04:00*taps head trying to remember what the name of tha...*taps head trying to remember what the name of that band is* <BR/><BR/>i want to say DEVO....<BR/><BR/>could be talking heads?<BR/><BR/><BR/>(note use of caps...)<BR/><BR/><BR/>*leaves daisys card under freshly painted porch doorstep. wonders why nobody else joins voices reindeer games*<BR/><BR/><BR/>its got to be christmas somewhere right?<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>*kicks stones down sidewalk sulking, then knocks over old lady walking her cat in front of mjs*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55636529916622536482008-08-10T20:30:00.000-04:002008-08-10T20:30:00.000-04:00What happens when the kids wet the bed? Or somethi...What happens when the kids wet the bed? Or something, er, worse?<BR/><BR/>Is it sacrilige to poo in a christian symbol?Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26620814286338129852008-08-10T20:17:00.000-04:002008-08-10T20:17:00.000-04:00GARFY: That’s quite all right.I’m picturing you na...GARFY: That’s quite all right.<BR/><BR/>I’m picturing you naked.<BR/><BR/>With a pipe and slippers.<BR/><BR/>Your knitted cardigan tossed casually over your shoulder.<BR/><BR/>I’ll stop now.<BR/><BR/>VOICES & DAISY: This is not my beautiful house!<BR/><BR/>This is not my beautiful life!<BR/><BR/>My gawd! What have you done?!<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: Did you see that Dolly’s latest tour is called the “Backwoods Barbie Tour”?<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: Ah but I can dream of your sweet, sweet sugarloaf.<BR/><BR/>And just so you know, I can still blog while I’m away on hols or business or what have you.<BR/><BR/>I could be in Belfast this very moment and you’d never know it…<BR/><BR/>until you feel a pinch!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30083673169614214062008-08-10T19:18:00.001-04:002008-08-10T19:18:00.001-04:00read infomaniac.....cos when i read this i know yo...read infomaniac.....cos when i read this i know you are on the other side of the world and far far away from my sugarloaf......Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58900500768303183332008-08-10T19:18:00.000-04:002008-08-10T19:18:00.000-04:00read infomaniac.....cos when i read this i know yo...read infomaniac.....cos when i read this i know you are on the other side of the world and far far away from my sugarloaf......Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71500941261849553942008-08-10T17:15:00.000-04:002008-08-10T17:15:00.000-04:00dammit i leave for just a bit and look at the mess...dammit i leave for just a bit and look at the mess you have gotten into inner voices...mj is going to be so pissed at me...<BR/>*chuckles to herself imagining the paint job*Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65910362984302859002008-08-10T15:43:00.000-04:002008-08-10T15:43:00.000-04:00I've never been in that situation but I'm sure Llo...I've never been in that situation but I'm sure Lloyds of London will offer any insurance you can think of.<BR/><BR/>Afterall they are insuring Dolly Partons boobs, you'll have to ask Dolly if they are insured when it comes to splinters though.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76681147148681305652008-08-10T15:37:00.000-04:002008-08-10T15:37:00.000-04:00mjs gone!!! mjs gone!!! *rubs hands together and p...mjs gone!!! mjs gone!!! <BR/><BR/><BR/>*rubs hands together and plans a home coming*<BR/><BR/><BR/>back that truck up over here!!!<BR/><BR/>*unloads truck filled with sheep from nation back yard and puts them all into mjs closets*<BR/><BR/>painting crew goes that way!!<BR/><BR/>*paints giant mural of american flag on front of mjs house*<BR/><BR/><BR/>looking good!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87931523112472271592008-08-10T15:36:00.000-04:002008-08-10T15:36:00.000-04:00My jim jams are none of your business.My jim jams are none of your business.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26298373831932223272008-08-10T15:00:00.000-04:002008-08-10T15:00:00.000-04:00i think she is gone now...btw...she has my email a...i think she is gone now...<BR/><BR/>btw...she has my email addy if you want to send it through her...yeah i'm a bit shy about that stuff as well...lol...go figureDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1940965502171462542008-08-10T14:48:00.000-04:002008-08-10T14:48:00.000-04:00ahhhh.... sneaky work cunts eh? i see.... now... e...ahhhh.... sneaky work cunts eh? i see.... now... email to get on the list eh? for sure not to be posted on this blog.... i'll give it to the boogie man and have him bring it over to you this evening.....<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>*hands boggie required information and gives expicit directions on how to handle the situation*<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>is mj gone yet, or is she hiding in her own closet?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67788954235166184422008-08-10T14:40:00.000-04:002008-08-10T14:40:00.000-04:00i'll try mj...inner voices...if i had your email a...i'll try mj...<BR/><BR/>inner voices...if i had your email addy you would be on the list darling....had to do it due to problems with some cunts at work...<BR/><BR/>and the boogie man thing was UNCALLED FOR!Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25804528417767331422008-08-10T14:31:00.000-04:002008-08-10T14:31:00.000-04:00*waits for mj to leave before inviting friends ove...*waits for mj to leave before inviting friends over*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49908064007770736522008-08-10T14:29:00.000-04:002008-08-10T14:29:00.000-04:00*looks around daisys closet, moves piles of boxes ...*looks around daisys closet, moves piles of boxes full of bones over to make room for his buddies the boogie man, the candy man, elvis and snufalupagus*<BR/><BR/>allright boys when she comes in we all let out a big fart!!!INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.com