tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post5955929435643413221..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Portable Pee Bag for MenThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20773804916526786492008-06-11T18:34:00.000-04:002008-06-11T18:34:00.000-04:00If you wip yer willie just outa the window, especi...If you wip yer willie just outa the window, especially when driving: first try to see just a little where you aiming too or where the spray will go; second: remember that willie is a little sensitive, there is something like tripper from the cold, willie is inflammable.<BR/>Buy a nappy.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54519962097984417572008-06-11T07:26:00.000-04:002008-06-11T07:26:00.000-04:00omfg you can't just pull over! ffsomfg you can't just pull over! ffsDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29810604872045868222008-06-10T21:40:00.000-04:002008-06-10T21:40:00.000-04:00LEAH: That explains the rust.VOICES: Maybe they’ll...LEAH: That explains the rust.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: Maybe they’ll think you’re doing research into a prostate problem.<BR/><BR/>IVD & CYBERPOOF: I’m fairly certain the pair of you will be singing the Roadbag Song every time you take a whiz for the remainder of the week.<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: Speaking of heads, your new one is incredibly perky!<BR/><BR/>MANUEL: Any man I know would say to hell with the bottle and just whip his willie out the window.<BR/><BR/>MYTOES: When you gotta go, you gotta go.<BR/><BR/>Well as long as the seats are vinyl, not cloth.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18014997123404311352008-06-10T21:19:00.000-04:002008-06-10T21:19:00.000-04:00No one can be in that much of a hurry to have to p...No one can be in that much of a hurry to have to pee in a bag in the car! Spill a little and every hot day you will smell your accident. I guess that golden shower has a bad effect on the hair follicles.....Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71846764419931510452008-06-10T19:36:00.000-04:002008-06-10T19:36:00.000-04:00nonsense.....a large mouthed bottle does the trick...nonsense.....a large mouthed bottle does the trick......apparently......not that yer man needs a large mouthed anything.....Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39432767272165181472008-06-10T15:39:00.000-04:002008-06-10T15:39:00.000-04:00That guy doesn't need this pee bag, he's got his f...That guy doesn't need this pee bag, he's got his friend's head to pee on.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47242187408619796892008-06-10T13:54:00.000-04:002008-06-10T13:54:00.000-04:00I know! I was disappointed at the lack of length....I know! I was disappointed at the lack of length... To the Roadbag song, you pervs!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91080522538978424132008-06-10T13:48:00.000-04:002008-06-10T13:48:00.000-04:00You are so right IDV!With that shag there is defin...You are so right IDV!<BR/><BR/>With that shag there is definately a no-go from me.<BR/><BR/>The Roadbag song is as cheerful as it is short.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75233289833605370642008-06-10T13:31:00.000-04:002008-06-10T13:31:00.000-04:00Did that German guy say he was caught short while ...Did that German guy say he was caught short while driving back from Denmark?<BR/><BR/>I want to make a joke at CyberPetra's expense, but I *know* he wouldn't have anything to do with that frightwigged-fool!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77892507553817678342008-06-10T13:29:00.000-04:002008-06-10T13:29:00.000-04:00right as i clicked the infolink from the voices my...right as i clicked the infolink from the voices my helper walks in and see the pee man... damn....<BR/><BR/><BR/>*click back the voices and pretends to be working*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41509436405171631602008-06-10T12:57:00.000-04:002008-06-10T12:57:00.000-04:00When my man was a lad, on long road trips they had...When my man was a lad, on long road trips they had to pee out a rusted out hole in the bottom of the fambly car...Roadbag is like Russell Simmons' 18k gold toilet by comparison! Swank!Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43252003329636341022008-06-10T10:04:00.000-04:002008-06-10T10:04:00.000-04:00BOXER: Gophers…“They're like the Viet-Cong...Varmi...BOXER: Gophers…<BR/><BR/>“They're like the Viet-Cong...Varmint-Cong.”The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26409686748911577142008-06-10T09:46:00.000-04:002008-06-10T09:46:00.000-04:00I know that pee is used to keep gophers away?No, h...I know that pee is used to keep gophers away?<BR/><BR/>No, he doesn't look like a gopher to me either.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16841263511902045472008-06-10T07:48:00.000-04:002008-06-10T07:48:00.000-04:00VOICES: My pen would puncture the bag.But perhaps ...VOICES: My pen would puncture the bag.<BR/><BR/>But perhaps that’s what you want?<BR/><BR/>BEAST: So traffic wasn’t the only thing backed up on the M25.<BR/><BR/>How big a cup was it, exactly? Short? Grande? Venti?<BR/><BR/>EROS: A “peon”… har!<BR/><BR/>PIGGY & GARFY: This is not a pissing match to see who can pee the furthest.<BR/><BR/>But if it’s fun and games you’re after, here’s the <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/4qmcvl/" REL="nofollow">Pissgoal</A>.<BR/><BR/>BITTERSWEET: To protect against hair loss, you have to mix old, heated urine with mixture of potato and sulphur powder.<BR/><BR/>I’d be afraid the cook would get it mixed up with the bangers and mash.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15856776391393829352008-06-10T07:37:00.000-04:002008-06-10T07:37:00.000-04:00perhaps he thought the Old Man Pee is a hair resto...perhaps he thought the Old Man Pee is a hair restorative?Bittersweethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02336289793698943669noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81586124742823948532008-06-10T05:12:00.000-04:002008-06-10T05:12:00.000-04:00My directional flow is second to none Piggy.I imag...My directional flow is second to none Piggy.<BR/><BR/>I imagine that you spray a circumference of at least six feet.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56563746299135670792008-06-10T04:29:00.000-04:002008-06-10T04:29:00.000-04:00*wonders just how small Garfy's willy is, if it ca...*wonders just how small Garfy's willy is, if it can fit in the neck of a lemonade bottle*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71921572973940430472008-06-10T04:22:00.000-04:002008-06-10T04:22:00.000-04:00Why would I waste money on that when an empty lemo...Why would I waste money on that when an empty lemonade model does the same job for nothing?<BR/><BR/>The full bottle also comes in useful for throwing at the working classes as I drive past them.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3685331015510554542008-06-10T04:05:00.000-04:002008-06-10T04:05:00.000-04:00That man could've just moved out the way!He must b...That man could've just moved out the way!<BR/><BR/>He must be a peon!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24807416218278807082008-06-10T02:04:00.000-04:002008-06-10T02:04:00.000-04:00That would be excellent , I once had to pee in a p...That would be excellent , I once had to pee in a plastic cup when stuck in a hidious traffic jam in a tunnel for 4 hours on the M25.I had to keep stopping and emptying the steaming contents out the window so we didnt have an overflow situationBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3559427316606467142008-06-10T01:52:00.000-04:002008-06-10T01:52:00.000-04:00i dont even care what a fucking road bag is... (di...i dont even care what a fucking road bag is... (dial up, no pics..) but if infomaniac is pimping it i want a signed edtion... yeah eh?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.com