tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post5936057288064419674..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Cooking With PassionThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55127572034085711692008-11-28T01:10:00.000-05:002008-11-28T01:10:00.000-05:00I totally made that up.I totally made that up.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64636115373273165122008-11-28T00:48:00.000-05:002008-11-28T00:48:00.000-05:00CYBERPOOF: Then you'll be able to see Filthy Frida...CYBERPOOF: Then you'll be able to see Filthy Friday.<BR/><BR/>PONITA: Perhaps you can do the "research" on this one.<BR/><BR/>CSI: I can't say for sure but I know why your grandma always took her false teeth out for him.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61361493325948928742008-11-27T23:09:00.000-05:002008-11-27T23:09:00.000-05:00Is that why grandpa loves to cook?Is that why grandpa loves to cook?CSI Seattlehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04034758207114457748noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47222829578085174252008-11-27T18:51:00.000-05:002008-11-27T18:51:00.000-05:00Tater: Why would post-vasectomized semen be lumpie...Tater: Why would post-vasectomized semen be lumpier? There's less "stuff" in it.... That just doesn't make sense. The less salty... well, maybe, because there is less protein... but <I>lumpier?</I><BR/><BR/>Another 'apparently' item is: every man has his own flavour....<BR/><BR/>*notices all the male bloggers lining up for taste testing....*Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1466043100451824552008-11-27T17:20:00.000-05:002008-11-27T17:20:00.000-05:00No such luck I've brought with me my trusty iPhone...No such luck I've brought with me my trusty iPhone.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80942399624221178512008-11-27T16:34:00.000-05:002008-11-27T16:34:00.000-05:00DAISY: You little minx.MAGO: Tit for tat.KNUDSEN: ...DAISY: You little minx.<BR/><BR/>MAGO: Tit for tat.<BR/><BR/>KNUDSEN: Why does everything you cook have a crust on it?<BR/><BR/>GARFY: Aren’t you thankful that I’m a Colonial?<BR/><BR/>GEOFF: It’s the other white meat.<BR/><BR/>BETTY: I wash everything down with Irish whiskey so I’d never notice.<BR/><BR/>TATER: Do they still put “Pud” comics in bubble gum wrappers?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90175011712948686312008-11-27T15:30:00.000-05:002008-11-27T15:30:00.000-05:00Apparently, post vasecotmized semen is apparently ...Apparently, post vasecotmized semen is apparently less salty but lumpier..eeew...<BR/>tastes great, more filling.<BR/><BR/>I guess the proof is in the <I>pud</I>ding!<BR/><BR/>*cymbal crash<BR/><I>ba-da-boom ba-da-bing</I><BR/>Good night and don't forget to tip your servers!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29091660120354028162008-11-27T14:59:00.000-05:002008-11-27T14:59:00.000-05:00Don't try the semen based recipes. Who wants to e...Don't try the semen based recipes. Who wants to eat food that leaves a bitter aftertaste?<BR/><BR/>...<BR/><BR/><BR/>...Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47532295487089404842008-11-27T14:20:00.000-05:002008-11-27T14:20:00.000-05:00The jerk-off chicken sounds like it would go down ...The jerk-off chicken sounds like it would go down nicely.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1709106256633419092008-11-27T14:01:00.000-05:002008-11-27T14:01:00.000-05:00What is this Thanksgiving of which you speak? Are ...What is this Thanksgiving of which you speak? Are the Yanks celebrating getting shot of us lovely Limeys. Bleedin' ingrates.<BR/><BR/>Seaman Staines makes a lovely ships biscuit.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38204654281662422562008-11-27T13:55:00.000-05:002008-11-27T13:55:00.000-05:00As a seman I can cook lots of salty sea dishes.As a seman I can cook lots of salty sea dishes.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53849054783206368842008-11-27T13:47:00.000-05:002008-11-27T13:47:00.000-05:00If you give me a wrap ...If you give me a wrap ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70441052416271775862008-11-27T11:55:00.000-05:002008-11-27T11:55:00.000-05:00mj...i actually had to prove that for the first ti...mj...i actually had to prove that for the first time in many years when in ireland...and yes...i still have that talent :)Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40418358923363474432008-11-27T11:48:00.000-05:002008-11-27T11:48:00.000-05:00DAISY: I bet you can tie a knot in a cherry stem w...DAISY: I bet you can tie a knot in a cherry stem with your tongue.<BR/><BR/>TATER: Never eat at a restaurant called <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/5g3s43/" REL="nofollow">Sam and Ella’s</A>.<BR/><BR/>MAGO: With a side order of Franconian flan.<BR/><BR/>BOXER: I already voted!<BR/><BR/>Vote often?<BR/><BR/>Are you making a mockery of democracy?<BR/><BR/>LEAH: If Old Knudsen is in your neighbourhood, it should only take a minute or two.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71279462830765156942008-11-27T11:16:00.000-05:002008-11-27T11:16:00.000-05:00Yet another stop to be made on my marketing day ro...Yet another stop to be made on my marketing day rounds! As if I haven't enough to do already!<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>...and I'll never look at flan in the same way again...I always thought it had a suspicious texture...Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8888981198719914712008-11-27T11:00:00.000-05:002008-11-27T11:00:00.000-05:00soooo glad I'm a vegetarian.(I need you to come ov...soooo glad I'm a vegetarian.<BR/><BR/><BR/>(I need you to come over and vote......)<BR/><BR/>and often.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83881035860003832162008-11-27T09:42:00.000-05:002008-11-27T09:42:00.000-05:00Freshly tapped from the trunnion I hope, not one o...Freshly tapped from the trunnion I hope, not one of those deep-frozen thingies they regularily throw out the semen bank and cheap cookies snap for their lobstahfondue ... <BR/><BR/>BTW that cat is only perverted.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41838496364077521372008-11-27T09:10:00.000-05:002008-11-27T09:10:00.000-05:00I've never quite been able to grasp how one could ...I've never quite been able to grasp how one could get <I>SALMON</I>ella from uncooked Chicken?<BR/><BR/>Apparently you can get it from Poultry, Pork, Beef, Dairy, Eggs Reptiles, and Rodents... <BR/>Everything but f*cking Salmon!<BR/><BR/>So make sure that your Turkey has safely reached 400 degrees F before you penetrate and start stuffing it with your own special semening..er seasoning..<BR/><I>Ooch Ow eeks ouch</I>Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52115175520820873912008-11-27T08:38:00.000-05:002008-11-27T08:38:00.000-05:00mj...i was a bit remiss in my last post...the twis...mj...i was a bit remiss in my last post...the twisting actions have to do with an oral action...or so i am reminded...:)Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27831737929159381852008-11-27T08:20:00.000-05:002008-11-27T08:20:00.000-05:00IVD:You wouldn't know where to stick it!CYBERP...IVD:You wouldn't know where to stick it!<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOOF: I thought you'd gone back to small-town Denmark for a few days and we could talk behind your back.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Isn't that what they serve at Rubber Duck Homo Night at Cafe C?<BR/><BR/>XL: What would Lola & RJ say if they heard you talking like that?<BR/><BR/>SCARLET: But rich in protein.<BR/><BR/>KAZ: Unless you favour that overcooked calamari texture.<BR/><BR/>KYLIE: My houseboys could assist you with supplies.<BR/><BR/>DAISY: Entertain us with your Puppetry of the Penis tricks.<BR/><BR/>Can you make a Loch Ness Monster?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77677774483960807502008-11-27T07:38:00.000-05:002008-11-27T07:38:00.000-05:00mj...i could be wrong but i thought the twisting (...mj...i could be wrong but i thought the twisting (not painful, but playful) happened prior to the semen thing...am i wrong?<BR/><BR/>at least it's worked so far :)Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56405409007621080232008-11-27T06:41:00.000-05:002008-11-27T06:41:00.000-05:00i only come here for the recipes but you use such ...i only come here for the recipes but you use such hard to find ingredients!kyliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08964475783207438103noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58690443354665953912008-11-27T06:32:00.000-05:002008-11-27T06:32:00.000-05:00Don't forget to throw away the condom.Don't forget to throw away the condom.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74513644902475185882008-11-27T05:29:00.000-05:002008-11-27T05:29:00.000-05:00Too much salt...SxToo much salt...<BR/>SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91877019015931557722008-11-27T05:00:00.000-05:002008-11-27T05:00:00.000-05:00Cat, the other white meat.Cat, the other white meat.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com