tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post5750847930133843486..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: TARDIS Meets TURDISThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22176202979020658972008-08-22T00:53:00.000-04:002008-08-22T00:53:00.000-04:00Thanks to all you bitches who commented this after...Thanks to all you bitches who commented this afternoon.<BR/><BR/>Mistress MJ has just returned home from work and is knackered.<BR/><BR/>Just enough energy to post Filthy Friday but not enough to respond individually to you.<BR/><BR/>Bring me my cocktail.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33458174554653565902008-08-21T20:41:00.001-04:002008-08-21T20:41:00.001-04:00That guy is what I picture every time a telemarket...That guy is what I picture every time a telemarketer calls me and forgets that his phone sex shift ended a half hour ago.<BR/><BR/>Filth monger.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79097090989275872202008-08-21T20:41:00.000-04:002008-08-21T20:41:00.000-04:00Looks like white trash to me.Looks like white trash to me.Neponset River Bridge Dighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11075298141941291648noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74310514593826183042008-08-21T18:29:00.000-04:002008-08-21T18:29:00.000-04:00I would have to seriously think about that. Howeve...I would have to seriously think about that. However, I don't think he's into it.<BR/><BR/>He's not that kinky.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50302902467800399322008-08-21T17:03:00.000-04:002008-08-21T17:03:00.000-04:00Did someone mention FRENCH CANADIANS***imagines st...Did someone mention FRENCH CANADIANS<BR/><BR/>***imagines stench of open sewers , dodgy sausages and waft of gualoise smoke***<BR/>No wonder this blog is blocked on my work server as a site of exceptional vileness .<BR/>French Canadians indeed , shame on you madamBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68747579661318176762008-08-21T15:14:00.000-04:002008-08-21T15:14:00.000-04:00*peeks head out of turdus... waves it at mj**peeks head out of turdus... waves it at mj*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72600259778687655542008-08-21T15:06:00.000-04:002008-08-21T15:06:00.000-04:00Those aren't quite the twins I was envisioning. Bu...Those aren't quite the twins I was envisioning. But it's your voyage, so whatever.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23118459844275306162008-08-21T15:00:00.000-04:002008-08-21T15:00:00.000-04:00KNUDSEN & VOICES: I was going to warn you two ...KNUDSEN & VOICES: I was going to warn you two about the cop with the radar gun.<BR/><BR/>But now I see a cop about to pull you over with his gaydar gun.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67072447314529471402008-08-21T14:57:00.000-04:002008-08-21T14:57:00.000-04:00GAH!!! he went back in time just to post a comment...GAH!!! he went back in time just to post a comment ahead of me!!!<BR/><BR/><BR/>*runs into turdus and tries to flee the scene.. it doesnt seem to be working for him. sits down to ponder things for a while*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26499319316857054052008-08-21T14:55:00.000-04:002008-08-21T14:55:00.000-04:00*keeps own back door tightly closed*I FEEL OLD KNU...*keeps own back door tightly closed*<BR/><BR/>I FEEL OLD KNUDSEN IS ABOUT... <BR/><BR/>must a time machine of his own...INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7296639987695317762008-08-21T14:50:00.000-04:002008-08-21T14:50:00.000-04:00just stay the fuck out of my way when I'm travelin...just stay the fuck out of my way when I'm traveling through space and time, weemen time travelers.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91217782784529311022008-08-21T14:45:00.000-04:002008-08-21T14:45:00.000-04:00VOICES: And shut the back door behind you!We don’t...VOICES: And shut the back door behind you!<BR/><BR/>We don’t want the others getting in.<BR/><BR/>CYBERPOO: What if your French Canadian boyfriend, Alexandre Despatie wanted you to do it?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38105322658624596742008-08-21T14:24:00.000-04:002008-08-21T14:24:00.000-04:00Kinky!Actually, I've never done that. I probably n...Kinky!<BR/><BR/>Actually, I've never done that. I probably never will either unless loads of money is involved.<BR/><BR/>It's just too weird.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73061103429083805822008-08-21T14:13:00.000-04:002008-08-21T14:13:00.000-04:00*laughs loud enough for it to be known hes not "wo...*laughs loud enough for it to be known hes not "working" on the back office computer*<BR/><BR/>dang... you got me on that one...<BR/><BR/><BR/>*loves back door jokes*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-698675931425040722008-08-21T13:59:00.000-04:002008-08-21T13:59:00.000-04:00VOICES: Dammit, Voices, how many times have I told...VOICES: Dammit, Voices, how many times have I told you not to come in my back door?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36711080936533793652008-08-21T13:55:00.001-04:002008-08-21T13:55:00.001-04:00*shows mj the joystick and takes away the hello ki...*shows mj the joystick and takes away the hello kitty vibrator she was "jiggling" around* <BR/><BR/>nations... danggitt woman ahs jus fert-ti-lie-zing the plants agin. yallways tellin me to "git to work", jus thought id start right here enfront of da house...<BR/><BR/>*looks around for pants and fishes bent roach out of change pocket nations didnt find.* <BR/><BR/>aawwahh... gimme my matches back woman!! <BR/><BR/>*walk into trailer with toilet paper stuck to his mandels*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35042017152394408802008-08-21T13:55:00.000-04:002008-08-21T13:55:00.000-04:00CYBERPOO: You’ve been up to your elbows in it.NATI...CYBERPOO: You’ve been up to your elbows in it.<BR/><BR/>NATIONS: *examines contents of Voices’ pants pockets*<BR/><BR/>Woohoo! Yankee dollars!<BR/><BR/>*rushes off to liquor store, knocks over mailman and steals Nations’ welfare cheque*<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: The TARDIS did, in fact, make a detour through Beast’s black hole but came out the other end unscathed.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55224822257958370712008-08-21T13:22:00.000-04:002008-08-21T13:22:00.000-04:00Whew! MJ, I'm so glad you didn't end up in a black...Whew! MJ, I'm so glad you didn't end up in a black hole...errr, well, you came close when your Tardis landing next to that Turdus. <BR/><BR/>First Nations, I love what you've done with your Jesus toilet. How do you get those daisies to grow so big?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90785245845458705272008-08-21T13:15:00.000-04:002008-08-21T13:15:00.000-04:00goldurnit voices git in here and shit indoors like...goldurnit voices git in here and shit indoors like a human. mailmans comin and i dont want him leavin when he sees you like he did last time. i caint be take the bus down to the fukkin welfare office all the time to pick up my drunk check. NO DAMMIT Y'ALL DONT BE PISSIN IN MY JESUS LOVES YOU PLANTER thats my favori.....oh goldurnit, voices, them portulaca was new. now they gonna die. aw shit don't pass out. HEY MAILMAN DUDE SERIOUS DUDE HEY! HEY! hey dude! mailman! aw shit there he goes.<BR/>you see what you done now voices? hey! you hear me? fine. *takes voices pants off rest of way and shakes contents of pockets out on lawn next to geriatric planter, waves at passing milk truck* yeah bill! ha yew doin!! do the air horn!FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8440924171917609422008-08-21T13:06:00.000-04:002008-08-21T13:06:00.000-04:00I don't believe I have, but it's a close callI don't believe I have, but it's a close callCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5232691180273510112008-08-21T12:35:00.000-04:002008-08-21T12:35:00.000-04:00CYBERPOO: You've had your hand in filthier places....CYBERPOO: You've had your hand in filthier places.<BR/><BR/>VOICES: I haven't decided on whether I want to be called "Doctor Loo" or "Doctor Poo".<BR/><BR/>*jiggles joystick*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82255897123081538102008-08-21T12:07:00.000-04:002008-08-21T12:07:00.000-04:00so do you have one of those cute but annoying stew...so do you have one of those cute but annoying stewardesses on board? have you taken on any fun names? like dr.mj or mj who? <BR/><BR/><BR/>*continues fixing mjs broken joystick , seems as though she spilled her whiskey on it*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28688710504241747592008-08-21T11:48:00.000-04:002008-08-21T11:48:00.000-04:00That's disgusting.I'd have just flushed it because...That's disgusting.<BR/><BR/>I'd have just flushed it because<BR/><BR/>GROSS!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90083876423006554982008-08-21T11:39:00.000-04:002008-08-21T11:39:00.000-04:00CYBERPOOF: She retrieved it but it never worked ag...CYBERPOOF: She retrieved it but it never worked again.<BR/><BR/>MICHAEL: Welcome to Infomaniac!<BR/><BR/>Make yourself at home but first you must send me a photo of your <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2mellz/" REL="nofollow">bare bottom</A>.<BR/><BR/>It is a requirement of all new male Infomaniac readers.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and which of your many blogs is your main blog? The one with the bacon grilled prunes recipe or one of the others?<BR/><BR/>ANGELA: Old Knudsen is like a smörgåsbord with rice pudding for afters.<BR/><BR/>HEFF: All those toilet planters would fit nicely into your yard alongside your 55 gallon trash cans.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28119495585593342632008-08-21T10:16:00.000-04:002008-08-21T10:16:00.000-04:00Holy krap ! You weren't shittin' about the turd po...Holy krap ! You weren't shittin' about the turd potters !Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.com