tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post5624481950998996554..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating ServiceThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger29125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15428586148697833742009-07-17T13:33:24.591-04:002009-07-17T13:33:24.591-04:00RANDOM: So glad to see the Fag, Hag and the Odd S...<b>RANDOM</b>: <i> So glad to see the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag back in service. There are so many lonely poofs out there... </i><br /><br />It’s not just for poofs. <br /><br />There are a lot of “dire straights” out there too!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63862695799922750852009-07-17T13:24:40.188-04:002009-07-17T13:24:40.188-04:00So glad to see the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag back ...So glad to see the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag back in service. There are so many lonely poofs out there...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37100145482517314992009-07-17T09:23:48.704-04:002009-07-17T09:23:48.704-04:00KEVIN: MJ,
I hate to point this out, but in your p...<b>KEVIN</b>: <i>MJ,<br />I hate to point this out, but in your post you said "sexual preference"...which implies choice.<br />I'm just sayin'.</i><br /><br />Gadzooks! My mistake. Thanks for pointing that out.<br /><br />I did, however, spell it correctly!<br /><br /><b>LORD NOEL</b>: <i>Whatto! again......Thanks for being so understanding.....I promise to return the 'fill-in'.....once they're full. I was actually surfing for 'top soil' when I happened across your delightful blog......of course I shall be happy to send you a large package of land (in a plain wrapper)....<br />Tallyho! Best Wishes - Lord Noel</i><br /><br />You were looking for top soil and found a load of manure.<br /><br />Will you be planting your seed in that soil?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22410860797223059702009-07-17T04:19:44.916-04:002009-07-17T04:19:44.916-04:00Whatto! again......Thanks for being so understandi...Whatto! again......Thanks for being so understanding.....I promise to return the 'fill-in'.....once they're full. I was actually surfing for 'top soil' when I happened across your delightful blog......of course I shall be happy to send you a large package of land (in a plain wrapper)....<br />Tallyho! Best Wishes - Lord NoelLord Noel & Lady Jacquelinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15048988438462158654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14119702570084761992009-07-17T01:41:58.490-04:002009-07-17T01:41:58.490-04:00MJ,
I hate to point this out, but in your post yo...MJ,<br /><br />I hate to point this out, but in your post you said "sexual preference"...which implies choice.<br /><br />I'm just sayin'.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2685039586791465062009-07-17T00:42:39.520-04:002009-07-17T00:42:39.520-04:00SCARLET: Remember to slide down his pole!SCARLET: Remember to slide down his pole!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10873776179578558262009-07-16T17:20:59.103-04:002009-07-16T17:20:59.103-04:00A fireman with a long hose! Yes please!
SxA fireman with a long hose! Yes please!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69809153583631522872009-07-16T15:41:53.744-04:002009-07-16T15:41:53.744-04:00HEFF: Quite happy with my current sex life, thank ...<b>HEFF</b>: <i>Quite happy with my current sex life, thank you.</i><br /><br />Yes, we’ve seen Donna so we’re not surprised.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53631797235779384792009-07-16T15:20:11.423-04:002009-07-16T15:20:11.423-04:00Quite happy with my current sex life, thank you.Quite happy with my current sex life, thank you.Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26359706805875614062009-07-16T12:52:26.178-04:002009-07-16T12:52:26.178-04:00LORD NOEL: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Whatto! Everyon...<b>LORD NOEL</b>: Welcome to Infomaniac!<br /><br /><i>Whatto! Everyone! Lord Noel here from a small Island called the Disunited Kingdom (which isn't a Kingdom because we have a Queen - and we love her.....although she is getting on a bit.....so not in any kind of rude way) Anyway! I appear to have lost my good Lady wife somewhere in the grounds of Virtual Manor and I was wondering if you could send me a 'fill in' in the meantime? Tallyho! Best Wishes - Lord Noel </i><br /><br />Forgive us for doubting you but we thought you were our friend DONN who cleverly disguises himself from time to time and appears in various guises here on Infomaniac.<br /><br />What a surprise when we clicked on your Blogger Profile and then discovered the link to your blog!<br /><br />However did you find yourself on Infomaniac?<br /><br />Ahhh…looking for a bit on the side, I see.<br /><br />We can arrange a “fill in” as you call it but we’d like a parcel of land in the DK in return.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72175475760856218022009-07-16T12:20:58.097-04:002009-07-16T12:20:58.097-04:00Whatto! Everyone! Lord Noel here from a small Isla...Whatto! Everyone! Lord Noel here from a small Island called the Disunited Kingdom (which isn't a Kingdom because we have a Queen - and we love her.....although she is getting on a bit.....so not in any kind of rude way) Anyway! I appear to have lost my good Lady wife somewhere in the grounds of Virtual Manor and I was wondering if you could send me a 'fill in' in the meantime? Tallyho! Best Wishes - Lord NoelLord Noel & Lady Jacquelinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15048988438462158654noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27696233777490793532009-07-16T11:17:37.113-04:002009-07-16T11:17:37.113-04:00BOXER: I won't be needing your services. I'...<b>BOXER</b>: <i>I won't be needing your services. I've decided if anything should happen to Mr.Boxer, I'm getting a king sized bed and five more chihuahuas.</i><br /><br />We think you’ll get five more Chihuahuas <i>regardless</i>!<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>You aren't the first to say I'm demanding and hopefully, won't be the last.<br />When do you want him brought back? </i><br /><br />Bring Mago back in time for MY foot massage!<br /><br /><b>EMMA</b>: <i>Looking for crabby old fart with a warty foreskin and poor personal hygiene. I also have a fetish for flat caps and whippets. Only serious applicants need apply.</i><br /><br />We suggest hopping on board the Old Knudsen love train express.<br /><br />Book your ticket early as there’s always a queue.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38069398320495821212009-07-16T11:12:02.628-04:002009-07-16T11:12:02.628-04:00Looking for crabby old fart with a warty foreskin ...Looking for crabby old fart with a warty foreskin and poor personal hygiene. I also have a fetish for flat caps and whippets. Only serious applicants need apply.MommyHeadachehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03924035710478459520noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1198847895961491322009-07-16T10:57:26.385-04:002009-07-16T10:57:26.385-04:00You aren't the first to say I'm demanding ...You aren't the first to say I'm demanding and hopefully, won't be the last.<br /><br />When do you want him brought back?Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65206387969094435192009-07-16T09:53:10.023-04:002009-07-16T09:53:10.023-04:00I won't be needing your services. I've dec...I won't be needing your services. I've decided if anything should happen to Mr.Boxer, I'm getting a king sized bed and five more chihuahuas.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-353620480577012632009-07-16T08:55:42.123-04:002009-07-16T08:55:42.123-04:00KAZ: Interests - drinking and drinking when watchi...<b>KAZ</b>: <i>Interests - drinking and drinking when watching football. <br />Preferences - anyone who is available for one week only while I'm home alone.</i><br /><br />We wish to point out to our American clients that Kaz is not referring to AFL football but rather to what you people call “soccer.”<br /><br />Kaz, shall I see if any of <a href="http://tinyurl.com/qmlwlm/" rel="nofollow">these fellas</a> are up for it?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47810506392873036522009-07-16T08:47:29.067-04:002009-07-16T08:47:29.067-04:00Interests - drinking and drinking when watching fo...Interests - drinking and drinking when watching football. <br />Preferences - anyone who is available for <b>one week only</b> while I'm home alone.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1238841521504097072009-07-16T08:40:05.332-04:002009-07-16T08:40:05.332-04:00KNUDSEN: My name is Henry and I'm an eccentri...<b>KNUDSEN</b>: <i> My name is Henry and I'm an eccentric millionaire who pretends to be poor, I'll meet you at yer hoose for romantic sex just don't tell anyone about me.<br /><br />I like sunsets, fisting and animal porn.</i><br /><br />Henry, my arse.<br /><br />You’re Steve Wozniak and you pretend to be poor so you can take your dates to Bob’s Big Boy instead of a four-star restaurant.<br /><br />Nice try, Woz.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i> Hi, I'm Scarlet, I can often be found in the library with a candlestick... or the conservatory with a long piece of rope. But don't let this put you off.</i><br /><br />Are you planning a book burning?<br /><br />You can set fire to our books but you can’t burn our blogs so ha!<br /><br />We’ll set you up with a fireman.<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i> Damien here<br /><br />With no name husband in the background.<br /><br />We are searching for a full time - faithful houseboy.<br /><br />Duties include fanning us with a palm frond, mixing cocktails and putting his tail on our cocks :)<br /><br />Looks a plus - but please not too bright - you only need to understand monosyllables.<br /><br />Oh - if you have an accessible trust fund - even better.<br /><br />We will treat you well and make sure you want for nothing........ at least in the way of freedom that is.</i><br /><br />I’ve seen the way you ogle my houseboys and frankly, it worries us.<br /><br />Nonetheless, since you hold the title of Mr. Nude Infomaniac, you may take your pick.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Hi, I'm Roses and I'm looking for a man to corrupt me.<br /><br />Must like: the arts, poetry, cats, decent red wine, olives and coffee.<br /><br />Must be prepared to do the dishes, provide foot-rubs on demand and to put up with grumpy teenage son.</i><br /><br />Foot rubs?<br /><br />What a demanding bitch!<br /><br />Perhaps I could loan Mago to you on a short-term contract.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74296203906454233692009-07-16T08:24:41.108-04:002009-07-16T08:24:41.108-04:00Hi, I'm Roses and I'm looking for a man to...Hi, I'm Roses and I'm looking for a man to corrupt me.<br /><br />Must like: the arts, poetry, cats, decent red wine, olives and coffee.<br /><br />Must be prepared to do the dishes, provide foot-rubs on demand and to put up with grumpy teenage son.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37012208223977574512009-07-16T04:44:28.815-04:002009-07-16T04:44:28.815-04:00Damien here
With no name husband in the backgroun...Damien here<br /><br />With no name husband in the background.<br /><br />We are searching for a full time - faithful houseboy.<br /><br />Duties include fanning us with a palm frond, mixing cocktails and putting his tail on our cocks :)<br /><br />Looks a plus - but please not too bright - you only need to understand monosyllables.<br /><br />Oh - if you have an accessible trust fund - even better.<br /><br />We will treat you well and make sure you want for nothing........ at least in the way of freedom that is.Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67366018556423299642009-07-16T04:17:54.538-04:002009-07-16T04:17:54.538-04:00Hi, I'm Scarlet, I can often be found in the l...Hi, I'm Scarlet, I can often be found in the library with a candlestick... or the conservatory with a long piece of rope. But don't let this put you off.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5909888265584890662009-07-16T03:11:37.963-04:002009-07-16T03:11:37.963-04:00My name is Henry and I'm an eccentric milliona...My name is Henry and I'm an eccentric millionaire who pretends to be poor, I'll meet you at yer hoose for romantic sex just don't tell anyone about me.<br /><br />I like sunsets, fisting and animal porn.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20487204785491679762009-07-16T01:19:21.303-04:002009-07-16T01:19:21.303-04:00EROS: My interests:
Long walks on the beach, drin...<b>EROS</b>: <i>My interests:<br /><br />Long walks on the beach, drinking, dancing, and sex, preferably at the same time, but am willing to compromise by giving up the long walks.</i><br /><br />We know a client who excels at the horizontal mambo. She could be right up your alley!<br /><br /><br /><i>Sexual preference:<br />As often as possible, at least twice a day, even when I'm asleep.</i><br /><br />We can arrange for a date with a Succubus.<br /><br /><br /><i>What I want in a mate:<br /><br />A woman with a vagina (post ops will be considered). Rich is a plus, but not necessary. Someone who is open to new experiences. Must have less facial and body hair than I. Scientologists and Lorena Bobbitt need not apply.</i><br /><br />Your “no Scientologists” clause rules out Kirstie Alley, Jenna Elfman, Lisa Marie Presley AND her mother Priscilla as potential dates.<br /><br />Are you sure you want to limit your options?<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>Homogametic a must!</i><br /><br />Are you saying that you must HAVE a woman?<br /><br />Or that you must BE a woman?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20034816230406594852009-07-16T00:30:11.237-04:002009-07-16T00:30:11.237-04:00Homogametic a must!Homogametic a must!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82847206417428762122009-07-15T23:59:06.666-04:002009-07-15T23:59:06.666-04:00My interests:
Long walks on the beach, drinking, ...My interests:<br /><br />Long walks on the beach, drinking, dancing, and sex, preferably at the same time, but am willing to compromise by giving up the long walks.<br /><br />Sexual preference:<br /><br />As often as possible, at least twice a day, even when I'm asleep.<br /><br />What I want in a mate:<br /><br />A woman with a vagina (post ops will be considered). Rich is a plus, but not necessary. Someone who is open to new experiences. Must have less facial and body hair than I. Scientologists and Lorena Bobbitt need not apply.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.com