tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post529891822001266484..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Filthy Friday – Laundry EditionThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87915181256158859952009-09-06T22:02:20.592-04:002009-09-06T22:02:20.592-04:00EROS: Ah, I see this crafty fellow is being econom...<b>EROS</b>: <i>Ah, I see this crafty fellow is being economical and green! Why waste money on buying a bag to keep your clothespins while you hang up the laundry?</i><br /><br />He must have been inspired to go green by your “Paper or Plastic” post.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13241950271123512952009-09-06T16:10:07.864-04:002009-09-06T16:10:07.864-04:00Ah, I see this crafty fellow is being economical a...Ah, I see this crafty fellow is being economical and green! Why waste money on buying a bag to keep your clothespins while you hang up the laundry?eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84325961836173627792009-09-06T11:37:35.262-04:002009-09-06T11:37:35.262-04:00MITZI: Wooden dolly pegs?
Mind you don’t get spli...<b>MITZI</b>: Wooden dolly pegs?<br /><br />Mind you don’t get splinters!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83247302695452069502009-09-06T11:24:55.567-04:002009-09-06T11:24:55.567-04:00All I know about laundry is that whites and colour...All I know about laundry is that whites and colours should never be put in together, a bit like racial segregation in the 50's Everyone know it's blue pegs for penis red pegs for nipples and those old fashioned wooden dolly pegs for inserting into the jap's eye ("Sounding" I think it's called, a bit like a tuning fork) and other deep dark crevices.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-961754972895284702009-09-04T23:59:36.579-04:002009-09-04T23:59:36.579-04:00PONITA: Hmmm... washing machine, spin cycle, horny...<b>PONITA</b>: <i>Hmmm... washing machine, spin cycle, horny boyfriend... just the right height for a little agitation! Very enjoyable, I might add!<br />That was many years ago, I might add. But with the right person, I'd do it all again... </i><br /><br />Volunteers?<br /><br />Anyone?<br /><br /><b>HEFF</b>: <i>MJ - I LOVE how you always include LINKS when my comments are involved....<br />On another note, <br />"I am simultaneously disgusted and turned on by that remark " ...story of both mine and Wil's life !, LMAO !</i><br /><br />Less talk, more action…<br /><br />Now get out your ruler and your can of Crisco!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83100636482784479932009-09-04T23:51:20.208-04:002009-09-04T23:51:20.208-04:00MJ - I LOVE how you always include LINKS when my c...MJ - I LOVE how you always include LINKS when my comments are involved....<br /><br />On another note, <br />"I am simultaneously disgusted and turned on by that remark " ...story of both mine and Wil's life !, LMAO !Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61789608257952541652009-09-04T20:38:25.030-04:002009-09-04T20:38:25.030-04:00Hmmm... washing machine, spin cycle, horny boyfrie...Hmmm... washing machine, spin cycle, horny boyfriend... just the right height for a little agitation! <i>Very</i> enjoyable, I might add!<br /><br />That was many years ago, I might add. But with the right person, I'd do it all again... :-PPonita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73889394957312414002009-09-04T18:22:04.079-04:002009-09-04T18:22:04.079-04:00XL: Fête du Travail!
Thank you, my furry friend.
...<b>XL</b>: <i>Fête du Travail!</i><br /><br />Thank you, my furry friend.<br /><br />And a happy Labour, er, Labor Day to YOU too!<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>Oh, would you, MJ? That'd be splendid!<br />* snaps rubber gloves into place and readies the soap *</i><br /><br />I’ll start by washing out Tim’s filthy mouth.<br /><br />You can work from the other end, if you wish.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56182784653017846302009-09-04T16:41:46.891-04:002009-09-04T16:41:46.891-04:00Oh, would you, MJ? That'd be splendid!
* sna...Oh, would you, MJ? That'd be splendid!<br /><br />* snaps rubber gloves into place and readies the soap *Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57811976938871233342009-09-04T15:17:51.253-04:002009-09-04T15:17:51.253-04:00Fête du Travail!Fête du Travail!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91176654511765041792009-09-04T14:55:48.124-04:002009-09-04T14:55:48.124-04:00CYBERPOOF, ROSES & GINRO: He’s in his happy pl...<b>CYBERPOOF, ROSES & GINRO</b>: He’s in his happy place.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>Hmmm... That house boy already looks like he's been bleached and hung out to dry, so I'm going to move my attention (and laundry skills) to he who mentioned the cloven hoof: As punishment for his heinous comment, I'll machine wash him hot (with permanent press) followed by a tumble dry (high)!</i><br /><br />We assume you’re referring to Tim or “he who fears Mistress MJ as he seldom visits us!” <br /><br />Have a word with him, won’t you?<br /><br />Anyway, I’ve a mind to hold him down as you give him a good sudsing.<br /><br /><b>GINRO</b>: <i>What could my problem be?</i><br /><br />Have you considered cutting back on your banana consumption?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4956472827162001482009-09-04T14:52:12.308-04:002009-09-04T14:52:12.308-04:00What could my problem be?<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XR5cFUiuGsY" rel="nofollow">What could my problem be?</a>Ginrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11554393547108722618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68094588368218554512009-09-04T14:30:43.714-04:002009-09-04T14:30:43.714-04:00"I can't judge his emotional state from h...<i>"I can't judge his emotional state from his penis."</i><br /><br />I take it that you're not that au fait with them then?Ginrohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11554393547108722618noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89354408690259840932009-09-04T14:10:41.277-04:002009-09-04T14:10:41.277-04:00Hmmm... That house boy already looks like he's...Hmmm... That house boy already looks like he's been bleached and hung out to dry, so I'm going to move my attention (and laundry skills) to he who mentioned the cloven hoof: As punishment for his heinous comment, I'll machine wash him hot (with permanent press) followed by a tumble dry (high)!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83778307037327749082009-09-04T13:39:28.744-04:002009-09-04T13:39:28.744-04:00I can't judge his emotional state from his pen...I can't judge his emotional state from his penis.<br /><br />Cyberpete has him pegged!Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26745957484637355102009-09-04T11:23:05.850-04:002009-09-04T11:23:05.850-04:00I'm not prepared to provide documentation.
Th...I'm not prepared to provide documentation.<br /><br />The dude in the photo does look rather sad, don't you agree?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79583372560051301052009-09-04T10:58:58.241-04:002009-09-04T10:58:58.241-04:00CYBERPOOF: You should fire him. He seems ill equip...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>You should fire him. He seems ill equipped.<br />A real lady doesn't kiss and tell.</i><br /><br />Can YOU do better?<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Ironing? The bastard would like it ...</i><br /><br />Excellent! Full steam ahead!<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: <i>So...<br />Thats where my pegs keep dissapearing to</i><br /><br />Not up your backside along with the bananas?<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>I really can't complain - it IS F.F.</i><br /><br />Hmmm. You actually <i>didn’t</i> complain.<br /><br />Unusual.<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>I collect dryer lint.</i><br /><br />You should participate in <a href="http://tinyurl.com/mhk79g/" rel="nofollow">The National Lint Project</a>!<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>XL would you like some of mine. I've got loads now.<br />Blue pegs? Really? Why?</i><br /><br />See response to XL.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I've seen the film with all the pegs! It was a very long time ago, I may add.</i><br /><br />That film was “awash” in controversy.<br /><br /><b>LEAH</b>: <i>I'm with Cyberpete:distressingly ill-equipped.<br />I like the festive blue pins though<br />Nothing good has ever come in a laundry room, although once I was flashed</i><br /><br />Did you flash back?<br /><br /><b>HEFF</b>: <i>Clothes Pins DON'T make your pecker bigger.<br />I've tried.</i><br /><br />Perhaps you didn’t take an accurate <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2fdtd8/" rel="nofollow">measurement</a>.<br /><br /><b>KAP</b>: <i>Clothes pegs are for nipples!<br />(And they do make them bigger.)</i><br /><br />See comment from Roses, below.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Kapitano, I don't think I've ever heard anyone complain about the size of nipples.<br />Perhaps I'm woefully inexperienced... </i><br /><br />You two hash this out.<br /><br />Breakfast is being served.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39134068466499909732009-09-04T10:55:22.242-04:002009-09-04T10:55:22.242-04:00Kapitano, I don't think I've ever heard an...Kapitano, I don't think I've ever heard anyone complain about the size of nipples.<br /><br />Perhaps I'm woefully inexperienced...Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87018863292788000992009-09-04T10:41:40.975-04:002009-09-04T10:41:40.975-04:00Clothes pegs are for nipples!
(And they do make t...Clothes pegs are for nipples!<br /><br />(And they <i>do</i> make them bigger.)Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23706654713957874662009-09-04T10:25:13.423-04:002009-09-04T10:25:13.423-04:00Clothes Pins DON'T make your pecker bigger.
I...Clothes Pins DON'T make your pecker bigger.<br /><br />I've tried.Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11580324579347968452009-09-04T10:02:28.293-04:002009-09-04T10:02:28.293-04:00Oh hai XL, Miss Boxer, Miss Beastie, Miss Scarlet ...Oh hai XL, Miss Boxer, Miss Beastie, Miss Scarlet and Miss Leah!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60240954184352964562009-09-04T05:54:09.489-04:002009-09-04T05:54:09.489-04:00I'm with Cyberpete:distressingly ill-equipped....I'm with Cyberpete:distressingly ill-equipped.<br /><br />I like the festive blue pins though<br /><br />Nothing good has ever come in a laundry room, although once I was flashedLeahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54939029055970719412009-09-04T05:10:15.839-04:002009-09-04T05:10:15.839-04:00I've seen the film with all the pegs! It was a...I've seen the film with all the pegs! It was a very long time ago, I may add.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36143297592761278052009-09-04T05:00:00.066-04:002009-09-04T05:00:00.066-04:00XL would you like some of mine. I've got loads...XL would you like some of mine. I've got loads now.<br /><br />Blue pegs? Really? Why?Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76343694879020670622009-09-04T02:35:41.501-04:002009-09-04T02:35:41.501-04:00I collect dryer lint.
Oh Hai Pete & Mago &...I collect dryer lint.<br /><br />Oh Hai Pete & Mago & Beast & Boxer!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com