tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4989036417545534116..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: What Have I Missed?The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19307013500779397602008-01-22T00:13:00.000-05:002008-01-22T00:13:00.000-05:00MANUEL: I see that your beans are still firmly in ...MANUEL: I see that your beans are still firmly in the can, which is timely, considering my post for Tuesday.<BR/><BR/>WW: I’m not the type of ghoul you take home to mother.<BR/><BR/>HE: You don’t want to see me trying to balance a weiner on my <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2n3z23/" REL="nofollow">face</A>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32189114480417305592008-01-21T23:55:00.000-05:002008-01-21T23:55:00.000-05:00See I told you so!You look much younger without th...See I told you so!<BR/>You look much younger without the lambchops and the moustache.<BR/><BR/>Why are you trying to balance a weiner on your fingertips? <BR/>Don't you have TIVO?Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88824440519176286372008-01-21T22:55:00.000-05:002008-01-21T22:55:00.000-05:00You look like a ghost! Oh. I forgot. You are a gho...You look like a ghost! Oh. I forgot. You are a ghost.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6832780392637295022008-01-21T19:44:00.000-05:002008-01-21T19:44:00.000-05:00stuff......very cool stuff......but I cant talk ab...stuff......very cool stuff......but I cant talk about it.....Manuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11181202373734786872008-01-21T18:32:00.000-05:002008-01-21T18:32:00.000-05:00RIMMER: Try turning off your PC, for starters.PIGG...RIMMER: Try turning off your PC, for starters.<BR/><BR/>PIGGY: Prime Minister?<BR/><BR/>You’ll need a <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/2qnkko/" REL="nofollow">Sebastian</A>.<BR/><BR/>FROBI: Pies, was it?<BR/><BR/>Pukka? <BR/><BR/>Or Fray Bentos?<BR/><BR/>Lesbian blood beetroot cheese, perhaps?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66019024286381452012008-01-21T17:07:00.000-05:002008-01-21T17:07:00.000-05:00Piggy: Hopped like a bunny? And what method of be...Piggy: Hopped like a bunny? And what method of bending light around your cells/molecules did you employ for this 'invisibility' that you refer to? Too bad you couldn't make your stench invisible as well.<BR/><BR/>As you know, my dog is a female.Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47571538582148490212008-01-21T16:19:00.000-05:002008-01-21T16:19:00.000-05:00I have been doing charity work and eating other pe...I have been doing charity work and eating other peoples foodFrobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74901140702249113202008-01-21T15:59:00.000-05:002008-01-21T15:59:00.000-05:00I became Prime Minister for the day on Sunday. It...I became Prime Minister for the day on Sunday. It was all kept a bit hush-hush.<BR/><BR/>It was quite boring though, so I then turned myself invisible, hopped over to Elk Grove and watched Rimshot prancing around in a baby-doll outfit and wanking off his dog.<BR/><BR/>I only just managed to get out before the invisibility wore off.<BR/><BR/>Other than that, nothing much has been happening.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10532418481960785872008-01-21T15:00:00.000-05:002008-01-21T15:00:00.000-05:00MJ, I would very much enjoy getting out more. Any...MJ, I would very much enjoy getting out more. Any suggestions as to what/where?Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61472203721573898262008-01-21T14:51:00.000-05:002008-01-21T14:51:00.000-05:00DAISY: Knudsen's your man.He once made his living ...DAISY: Knudsen's your man.<BR/><BR/>He once made his living as a muff diver off the cliffs of Killamory and he can hold his breath for 6 minutes.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39474102209489713202008-01-21T14:43:00.000-05:002008-01-21T14:43:00.000-05:00MJ...i have the muff...just need a good diver who ...MJ...i have the muff...just need a good diver who can hold his breath for long periods of time...or know how to breathe through his nose either way...Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-80197232191757991422008-01-21T14:35:00.000-05:002008-01-21T14:35:00.000-05:00RIMMER: You need to get out more.TONY: Whose breas...RIMMER: You need to get out more.<BR/><BR/>TONY: Whose breasts have you been stroking?<BR/><BR/>Isn’t Hebden Bridge the lesbo capital of the UK? Couldn’t you use them as sandbags?<BR/><BR/>DAISY: When it gets that cold you need a muff.<BR/><BR/>SID: You’re wet?<BR/><BR/>I’ll have to send you the Super version of Depends as it looks like your brand of nappies has failed you again.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1954031071246633392008-01-21T14:23:00.000-05:002008-01-21T14:23:00.000-05:00Getting Wet!<A HREF="http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/northern_ireland/7199681.stm" REL="nofollow">Getting Wet!</A>S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55786139709221074012008-01-21T14:22:00.000-05:002008-01-21T14:22:00.000-05:00well it's below zero for 3 days now in my section ...well it's below zero for 3 days now in my section of the world...<BR/><BR/>oh yeah and hitch is now a religious zealot...<BR/><BR/>outside of that you havent missed muchDaisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27537598838764994532008-01-21T11:19:00.000-05:002008-01-21T11:19:00.000-05:00Hebden Bridge Is Flooded .Ive been breaststroking....<A HREF="http://www.bbc.co.uk/bradford/content/articles/2007/01/18/west_yorkshire_flood_warnings_feature.shtml" REL="nofollow">Hebden Bridge Is Flooded </A>.Ive been breaststroking.........tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24410282185333477162008-01-21T10:40:00.000-05:002008-01-21T10:40:00.000-05:00I've done fuck-all. Just watching the precious mo...I've done fuck-all. Just watching the precious moments of my miserable existence tick away, never to be recovered.<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I went down to Spider's house and checked out his new Marshall.Rimshothttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10704736086427919860noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15904646067559425542008-01-21T10:06:00.000-05:002008-01-21T10:06:00.000-05:00KNUDSEN: If you print my entire blog out, then you...KNUDSEN: If you print my entire blog out, then you’d have a short book with pictures to put on your bookshelf.<BR/><BR/>Save me a line of that Pepsi.<BR/><BR/>IVD: I’m a laydee, not a rubbish transvestite.<BR/><BR/>You’d best get down to the docks before some opportunistic rentboy takes your place. You’re not getting any younger, you know.<BR/><BR/>CONNIE: Perhaps you should stick to the board game “Risk” as you ponder your strategy.<BR/><BR/>CB: Did they tell this joke?…<BR/>Bar-Keeper: Hey Mushroom! Get out! We don't serve your kind here!<BR/>Mushroom: Aw, come on! I'm a fun guy.<BR/><BR/>TICKERS: In that order? You’re drunk now, aren’t you?<BR/><BR/>GARFY: All that AND a discussion on cheap tarts.<BR/> <BR/>While you’ve that stick in your hand, give SID a poke for me, would you?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35149275975531843742008-01-21T09:19:00.000-05:002008-01-21T09:19:00.000-05:00I have mostly been poking dead things with a stick...I have mostly been poking dead things with a stick and composing haiku.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33444923754790600852008-01-21T09:10:00.000-05:002008-01-21T09:10:00.000-05:00Working, drinking, and blogging.Working, drinking, and blogging.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40537379130849518692008-01-21T04:46:00.000-05:002008-01-21T04:46:00.000-05:00Spent 2 hours listening to a special about fungi o...Spent 2 hours listening to a special about fungi on Radio 4.Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44588590985297690212008-01-21T03:54:00.000-05:002008-01-21T03:54:00.000-05:00Plotting to rule the world.Sor far I've found the ...Plotting to rule the world.<BR/><BR/>Sor far I've found the paper, if I could just find a pen ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73759304185839005042008-01-21T03:30:00.000-05:002008-01-21T03:30:00.000-05:00The way you've tucked your little penis between yo...The way you've tucked your little penis between your legs like that makes you look like a lady!<BR/><BR/>Oh, and I've been visiting friends and The Parents, cleaning and working. Didn't even have time for a walk down by the docks to take in that bracing air.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3672521644053213472008-01-21T02:04:00.000-05:002008-01-21T02:04:00.000-05:00I've been snorting coke and pepsi and fucking midg...I've been snorting coke and pepsi and fucking midgets. Oh and I dusted my bookshelf I should really get some books for it some day. Short ones with pictures.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.com