tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4915704526566167697..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Fruit PlatterThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3004910894789883302010-09-23T07:51:44.738-04:002010-09-23T07:51:44.738-04:00MITZI: I wouldn't put it passed them god knows...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>I wouldn't put it passed them god knows what they get up to behind the counter. <br />I have witnessed the mucky cup collector (not at Betty's) scratch her fanny and then discretly sniffed her fingers, when she thought no one was looking.</i><br /><br />Have you met waiter/Infomaniac Bitch/Infomaniac Hero <a href="http://welldonefillet.com/" rel="nofollow">Manuel</a>?<br /><br />Although he does have a rather bountiful <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ycmls6w/" rel="nofollow">arse</a>, he would NEVER scratch it in public.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89118481701871765592010-09-23T06:39:44.148-04:002010-09-23T06:39:44.148-04:00I wouldn't put it passed them god knows what t...I wouldn't put it passed them god knows what they get up to behind the counter. <br /><br />I have witnessed the mucky cup collector (not at Betty's) scratch her fanny and then discretly sniffed her fingers, when she thought no one was looking.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22431515223175274252010-09-22T18:52:24.205-04:002010-09-22T18:52:24.205-04:00MITZI: Is fromage frottage the sticky end product...<b>MITZI</b>: <i> Is fromage frottage the sticky end product of a successful act of scone frottering or "Sconing" as it's known in certain catering establishments. <br />I prefer Tesco and Asda's baking potatoes they crisp up nicely, Morrisons potatoes they just mush up to nothing and they have a nasty taste to them. </i><br /><br />Would frottage with cottage cheese be cottage fromage frottage?<br /><br />In any case, yes, fromage frottage is the sticky end product of “Sconing”.<br /><br />Has “sconing” hit Betty of Yorks yet?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10282465842949716172010-09-22T17:48:40.510-04:002010-09-22T17:48:40.510-04:00Is fromage frottage the sticky end product of a su...Is fromage frottage the sticky end product of a successful act of scone frottering or "Sconing" as it's known in certain catering establishments. <br /><br />I prefer Tesco and Asda's baking potatoes they crisp up nicely, Morrisons potatoes they just mush up to nothing and they have a nasty taste to them.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83486199577440875302010-09-22T13:23:03.147-04:002010-09-22T13:23:03.147-04:00MISS JANEY: Miss J is seriously rethinking that ba...<b>MISS JANEY</b>: <i>Miss J is seriously rethinking that banana she had for breakfast.</i><br /><br />I wouldn’t bother buttering that scone either, Miss J.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54582564001937038702010-09-22T13:11:30.144-04:002010-09-22T13:11:30.144-04:00Miss J is seriously rethinking that banana she had...Miss J is seriously rethinking that banana she had for breakfast.Miss Janeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11434497632651114929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86084189747028406982010-09-22T13:02:55.845-04:002010-09-22T13:02:55.845-04:00XL: Fromage Frottage in Upper Canada, eh? (Asking ...<b>XL</b>: <i>Fromage Frottage in Upper Canada, eh? (Asking for a friend.)</i><br /><br />Tell your “friend” that that sort of thing doesn’t go on in Upper Canada.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88405614934181496612010-09-22T12:56:57.630-04:002010-09-22T12:56:57.630-04:00Fromage Frottage in Upper Canada, eh? (Asking for ...Fromage Frottage in Upper Canada, eh? (Asking for a friend.)LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21952193919218814162010-09-22T12:50:11.957-04:002010-09-22T12:50:11.957-04:00STACIA: Beast was recently discovered rubbing hims...<b>STACIA</b>: <i>Beast was recently discovered rubbing himself vigorously with a scone<br />AND he used all the napkins, which was completely unacceptable.</i><br /><br />Clearly he doesn’t give a toss about anyone but himself.<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: <i>Unless you live somewhere ghastly and have a wardrobe choc a block with unatural fibres its a S C O N E.<br />At Cafe C we take health , hygeine and saftey very seriously . No frottage of any stripe is allowed on the premises.<br />What our customers get up to in the privacy of their own home is not a matter for our concern . You can frot yourselves into a frenzy for all we at Cafe C care . We are far too busy maintaining our standards of excellence and hygeine.<br />Anyone wishing to dispute this can have a personal interview with Mr C....and may god have mercy on your sorry soul :-) </i><br /><br />I am surprised you could tear yourself away from your frottage frenzy to write so prolifically on health and hygiene standards at Café C.<br /><br />I’m sure that Mr. C forced your hand…<br /><br />Not in the frottage (unless Mr. C is a scone perv too) but rather in writing about the café’s standards of excellence.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48853643579977528032010-09-22T12:43:13.398-04:002010-09-22T12:43:13.398-04:00Unless you live somewhere ghastly and have a wardr...Unless you live somewhere ghastly and have a wardrobe choc a block with unatural fibres its a S C O N E.<br /><br />At Cafe C we take health , hygeine and saftey very seriously . No frottage of any stripe is allowed on the premises.<br />What our customers get up to in the privacy of their own home is not a matter for our concern . You can frot yourselves into a frenzy for all we at Cafe C care . We are far too busy maintaining our standards of excellence and hygeine.<br />Anyone wishing to dispute this can have a personal interview with Mr C....and may god have mercy on your sorry soul :-)BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9865458750003742872010-09-22T12:42:45.648-04:002010-09-22T12:42:45.648-04:00Beast was recently discovered rubbing himself vigo...<i>Beast was recently discovered rubbing himself vigorously with a scone</i><br /><br />AND he used all the napkins, which was completely unacceptable.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-56470607987827793252010-09-22T07:02:11.169-04:002010-09-22T07:02:11.169-04:00SCARLET: So long as he doesn't force feed me a...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>So long as he doesn't force feed me any of his prawn cocktail... or toad in the hole. If he does, then he'll be in a lot of trouble.<br />I'd retaliate with my sausage surprise with extra stuffing.</i><br /><br />I’ll step in if he force-feeds you his Spotted Dick.<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>Some people, and this is true, pronounce scone as skon. The great skon v's scone debate. From Lands End to John o' Groats people have been up in arms over the correct pronouncement. If said correctly it should rhyme with stone.<br />While we are on the subject of fruit never buy your fruit and veg from Morrisons it goes manky after only a couple of days.</i><br /><br />We here in The Colonies are engaged in the same skon versus scone debate. <br /><br />Vigorously rub a scone up against your personage anytime you hear someone mispronouncing it. <br /><br />We may as well promote scone frottage in a show of support for Beast should they press charges against him.<br /><br />As for fruit, are Tescos or Sainsbury’s any better?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14833702927394068702010-09-22T06:49:38.652-04:002010-09-22T06:49:38.652-04:00Some people, and this is true, pronounce scone as ...Some people, and this is true, pronounce scone as skon. The great skon v's scone debate. From Lands End to John o' Groats people have been up in arms over the correct pronouncement. If said correctly it should rhyme with stone.<br /><br />While we are on the subject of fruit never buy your fruit and veg from Morrisons it goes manky after only a couple of days.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21963449925124488712010-09-22T06:47:51.324-04:002010-09-22T06:47:51.324-04:00So long as he doesn't force feed me any of his...So long as he doesn't force feed me any of his prawn cocktail... or toad in the hole. If he does, then he'll be in a lot of trouble.<br />I'd retaliate with my sausage surprise with extra stuffing.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69958380427311568322010-09-22T06:37:51.633-04:002010-09-22T06:37:51.633-04:00EROS: Note to self: Don't order the pupu platt...<b>EROS</b>: <i>Note to self: Don't order the pupu platter. And no fruit salad either.</i><br /><br />Standards at Café C have hit rock bottom.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>I don't know about stepping over the good taste boundaries, I'm sure I saw Beast running across them at full pelt!</i><br /><br />Full pelt is more of a trot as Beast’s little legs really aren’t up to a good fast clip.<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>Oh MR - that was DREADFUL - that image is gonna take some burning to get out of my memory.<br />Meanwhile - I hope he washed those bananas....<br />***Places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***</i><br /><br />We tried to ignore it with an Elvis sandwich but you <i>had</i> to bring it up.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33777038451790729722010-09-22T03:45:43.378-04:002010-09-22T03:45:43.378-04:00Oh MR - that was DREADFUL - that image is gonna ta...Oh MR - that was DREADFUL - that image is gonna take some burning to get out of my memory.<br /><br />Meanwhile - I hope he washed those bananas....<br /><br />***Places single chaste kiss on each of Mistress' feet as is proper***Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87647437884043552962010-09-22T03:39:56.915-04:002010-09-22T03:39:56.915-04:00I don't know about stepping over the good tast...I don't know about stepping over the good taste boundaries, I'm sure I saw Beast running across them at full pelt!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24915398108206191432010-09-22T03:02:56.959-04:002010-09-22T03:02:56.959-04:00Note to self: Don't order the pupu platter. A...Note to self: Don't order the pupu platter. And no fruit salad either.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44578992203213846022010-09-21T20:32:48.026-04:002010-09-21T20:32:48.026-04:00XL: A cold fruit assortment for Miss Scarlet? Some...<b>XL</b>: <i>A cold fruit assortment for Miss Scarlet? Some Like It Hot...</i><br /><br />Note that “Josephine” (sans drag disguise) is your server tonight.<br /><br /><b>THOMBEAU</b>: <i>Oh, my. I hope those bananas were given suitable warning.</i><br /><br />If not, I shall “a-peel” on their behalf.<br /><br /><b>MICHAEL RIVERS</b>: <i>Personally, I've always like peanut butter on my bananas.</i><br /><br />Add bacon and smoosh between bread slices and you have the Elvis sandwich.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>I was once frottaged on a very crowdwd tram. I think the gentleman must have had a pineapple down his trousers...<br />As all I felt was a very small prick...Such a dissapointment...</i><br /><br />The publication ban regarding Beast and a pineapple has not been lifted.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78215493455015708792010-09-21T20:17:55.784-04:002010-09-21T20:17:55.784-04:00I was once frottaged on a very crowdwd tram. I thi...I was once frottaged on a very crowdwd tram. I think the gentleman must have had a pineapple down his trousers...<br />As all I felt was a very small prick...Such a dissapointment...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9150118884934988462010-09-21T20:05:19.526-04:002010-09-21T20:05:19.526-04:00Personally, I've always like peanut butter on ...Personally, I've always like peanut butter on my bananas.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20425538026026750622010-09-21T19:25:11.761-04:002010-09-21T19:25:11.761-04:00Oh, my. I hope those bananas were given suitable w...Oh, my. I hope those bananas were given suitable warning.Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66328810965805137552010-09-21T19:06:00.742-04:002010-09-21T19:06:00.742-04:00A cold fruit assortment for Miss Scarlet? Some Lik...A <i>cold</i> fruit assortment for Miss Scarlet? Some Like It Hot...LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com