tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4909057944032384268..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Be My BitchThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36203437641177242272009-06-18T11:17:19.435-04:002009-06-18T11:17:19.435-04:00MAGO: The bush needs trimming, for starters.MAGO: The bush needs trimming, for starters.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87895756468228311532009-06-18T03:05:04.740-04:002009-06-18T03:05:04.740-04:00I could take care of your garden ...I could take care of your garden ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42331675670601120562009-06-18T01:59:44.598-04:002009-06-18T01:59:44.598-04:00CYBERPOOF: Not only that, but I'll wear one o...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i> Not only that, but I'll wear one of those cute little outfits with a nice pair of pumps to match.</i><br /><br />Well THAT seals the deal!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39741626061779692522009-06-18T01:43:17.694-04:002009-06-18T01:43:17.694-04:00Not only that, but I'll wear one of those cute...Not only that, but I'll wear one of those cute little outfits with a nice pair of pumps to match.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29993384986405290512009-06-18T01:25:25.410-04:002009-06-18T01:25:25.410-04:00MJ’s FURNITURE FAIRY: merci!
Don’t let it go to y...<b>MJ’s FURNITURE FAIRY</b>: <i>merci!</i><br /><br />Don’t let it go to your head.<br /><br />We don’t want to see you courting HGTV for your own show.<br /><br />Or becoming a regular guest on Oprah a la Nate Berkus.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I'll be your cocktail waitress.<br />I'll create quite a stir or shimmy and shake - whatever the drink or Mistress MJ requires</i><br /><br />Will you put those colourful little cocktail umbrellas in the glasses?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27985828289711521782009-06-18T01:20:42.335-04:002009-06-18T01:20:42.335-04:00I'll be your cocktail waitress.
I'll crea...I'll be your cocktail waitress.<br /><br />I'll create quite a stir or shimmy and shake - whatever the drink or Mistress MJ requiresCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91510598827473375982009-06-18T01:18:22.188-04:002009-06-18T01:18:22.188-04:00merci!merci!MJ's furniture fairynoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63360360178593206322009-06-18T01:12:51.235-04:002009-06-18T01:12:51.235-04:00JASON: I'd like to apply for the rôle of your ...<b>JASON</b>: <i>I'd like to apply for the rôle of your ultra faggy decorator, s'il vous plait.<br />I'll whip out my swatches now.</i><br /><br />Are you sure that’s <i>all</i> you’d like to whip out?<br /><br />We know about your wild ways, you Louisiana hussy. We are not fooled by the faux French accent.<br /><br />Anyway, back to your job title.<br /><br />Ultra faggy decorator? <br /><br />You’re hired!<br /><br />I hereby declare you my “Furniture Fairy!”The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64893803752079509932009-06-18T01:09:16.494-04:002009-06-18T01:09:16.494-04:00I'd like to apply for the rôle of your ultra f...I'd like to apply for the rôle of your ultra faggy decorator, s'il vous plait.<br /><br />I'll whip out my swatches now.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74040208729670157452009-06-18T01:08:24.263-04:002009-06-18T01:08:24.263-04:00This comment has been removed by the author.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8165028209973491992009-06-18T01:06:29.394-04:002009-06-18T01:06:29.394-04:00KEVIN: "Will you require special tools for th...<b>KEVIN</b>: <i>"Will you require special tools for the job?"<br /><br />No, just a clipboard and a fine point, black ink pen. preferably a uni-ball or onyx brand. </i><br /><br />How about one of those pens that when you tip it upside down, the guy’s boxer shorts fall off?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41435390690325894022009-06-18T00:56:35.811-04:002009-06-18T00:56:35.811-04:00"Will you require special tools for the job?&...<i>"Will you require special tools for the job?"</i><br /><br />No, just a clipboard and a fine point, black ink pen. preferably a uni-ball or onyx brand.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68367023525894679182009-06-18T00:53:46.496-04:002009-06-18T00:53:46.496-04:00EROS: I'll be your alibi when the Law comes lo...<b>EROS</b>: <i>I'll be your alibi when the Law comes lookin!</i><br /><br />And what is it, exactly, that you’ll say we were up to?<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>Mistress has a voracious sexual appetite and must feed on a constant basis as Ambassador for Special Sexual Needs I help procure her victims, like an Igor. She goes through a lot of them and it’s getting harder to dispatch the bodies. I need an assistant so I nominate to suggest a new title be created that of, Imperial Mortician. <br /><br />I also organize Mistress’s do-good charity, The Special Sexual Olympics Once Mistress has decided which events she wants to win feel free to sign up for all the rest.</i><br /><br />While it’s true that Mistress MJ does have certain appetites, she does not need anyone to do her “procuring,” as you call it.<br /><br />We would rather that you arrange to find more male bare bottoms to be photographed and posted on Infomaniac. What about that Mr. Peenee, for starters? Or that Louisiana hussy, Jason? I’d love to see Thombeau’s ass and I bet TJB has a lovely, pert little behind.<br /><br />But as Ambassador for Special Sexual Needs you need <i>something</i> to do, so yes, help us arrange The Special Sexual Olympics. You’re a shoe-in for the job, having excelled in water sports, yourself.<br /><br /><b>FENG</b>: <i>Prime Minister of Anal Foreplay and Foreign Affairs.</i><br /><br />We didn’t realize that we need someone to manage anal foreplay but if it pleases you, so be it.<br /><br />But we’re definitely interested in Foreign Affairs so the job is yours.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43388062683833218352009-06-18T00:26:51.828-04:002009-06-18T00:26:51.828-04:00Prime Minister of Anal Foreplay and Foreign Affair...Prime Minister of Anal Foreplay and Foreign Affairs.Fenghttp://www.fengtastic.com/noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64191401283610131542009-06-17T21:52:19.050-04:002009-06-17T21:52:19.050-04:00Mistress has a voracious sexual appetite and must ...Mistress has a voracious sexual appetite and must feed on a constant basis as <i>Ambassador for Special Sexual Needs</i> I help procure her victims, like an Igor. She goes through a lot of them and it’s getting harder to dispatch the bodies. I need an assistant so I nominate to suggest a new title be created that of, <i>Imperial Mortician.</i> <br /><br />I also organize Mistress’s do-good charity, <i>The Special Sexual Olympics</i> Once Mistress has decided which events she wants to win feel free to sign up for all the rest.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58402657999949766082009-06-17T19:54:00.619-04:002009-06-17T19:54:00.619-04:00I'll be your alibi when the Law comes lookin!I'll be your alibi when the Law comes lookin!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10632529869137740362009-06-17T19:14:42.379-04:002009-06-17T19:14:42.379-04:00PEEVISH: Saucy secretary in charge of outside corr...<b>PEEVISH</b>: <i>Saucy secretary in charge of outside correspondence? I take dictation.</i><br /><br />I bet you DO take DICKtation!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71087679682661090762009-06-17T19:09:49.671-04:002009-06-17T19:09:49.671-04:00Saucy secretary in charge of outside correspondenc...Saucy secretary in charge of outside correspondence? I take dictation.Peevish McSnarkhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17001100371115771960noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79681241684547962172009-06-17T18:49:34.766-04:002009-06-17T18:49:34.766-04:00VOICES: what position would i like to be in?!?!?
...<b>VOICES</b>: <i> what position would i like to be in?!?!?</i><br /><br />Just answer the question, Mr. Voices.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90217457525009273942009-06-17T17:57:48.503-04:002009-06-17T17:57:48.503-04:00what position would i like to be in?!?!?what position would i like to be in?!?!?INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25082393239189661742009-06-17T17:44:30.633-04:002009-06-17T17:44:30.633-04:00SCARLET: Sounds like it!! Either that or Beastie h...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>Sounds like it!! Either that or Beastie has got lost in a love mitten.</i><br /><br />It’s possible that he’s having an enema.<br /><br />I suppose we won’t know ‘til he surfaces on Sunday.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18185320414179309922009-06-17T17:41:42.496-04:002009-06-17T17:41:42.496-04:00Sounds like it!! Either that or Beastie has got lo...Sounds like it!! Either that or Beastie has got lost in a love mitten.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65408620733983975502009-06-17T17:38:38.843-04:002009-06-17T17:38:38.843-04:00MIKEY: I'm going to stand naked in a window fr...<b>MIKEY</b>: <i>I'm going to stand naked in a window frame in various sexually charged poses and call myself "art".</i><br /><br />I don’t know why we should call you “Art” when “Mikey” is a perfectly nice name.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I think Mr Beastie has locked himself in a room and is delighting himself with his tropicals.<br />He may have piglet snuffles.</i><br /><br />This just in! Beast left a comment on his blog that says…<br /><br />“I am still alive<br />Just!!!<br />But havnt had time to do ANYTHING . <br />Hopefully will be back to normal on Sunday”<br /><br />Do you suppose Mr C has chained Beast to a sink full of dirty dishes in the caf?<br /><br /><b>HEFF</b>: <i>ManJ - I'll shave your back, and BamaTrav will "Nair" your testicles.</i><br /><br />Both you AND BamaTranny could use a good manscaping yourselves.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82625067511065112362009-06-17T17:02:40.488-04:002009-06-17T17:02:40.488-04:00ManJ - I'll shave your back, and BamaTrav will...ManJ - I'll shave your back, and BamaTrav will "Nair" your testicles.Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50940903107193580892009-06-17T16:59:52.331-04:002009-06-17T16:59:52.331-04:00I think Mr Beastie has locked himself in a room an...I think Mr Beastie has locked himself in a room and is delighting himself with his tropicals.<br />He may have piglet snuffles.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.com