tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4674007692362719117..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: The Book Inscriptions ProjectThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger12125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73101978512977029362007-05-14T05:52:00.000-04:002007-05-14T05:52:00.000-04:00Mungo and Peregrine isn't sooooo bad.If it was Tar...Mungo and Peregrine isn't sooooo bad.<BR/><BR/>If it was Tarquin and Colbert, I'd be slightly more concerned.<BR/><BR/>Tuna casserole? Sounds yummy. Not.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47952074703338081792007-05-14T03:30:00.000-04:002007-05-14T03:30:00.000-04:00Dearest m and jThanks for putting me *straight*.It...Dearest m and j<BR/><BR/>Thanks for putting me *straight*.<BR/>It'll take some getting used to especially 'Martin' from Barnsley??<BR/><BR/>Still - at least it's not Mungo and Peregrine.<BR/>XXXKAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2841855660972847632007-05-13T19:22:00.000-04:002007-05-13T19:22:00.000-04:00M and J: Okay, I'll ignore the apostrophe but your...M and J: Okay, I'll ignore the apostrophe but your grammar just gets worser and worser.<BR/><BR/>Care for some tuna casserole?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-76253792776695020322007-05-13T19:05:00.000-04:002007-05-13T19:05:00.000-04:00Excuse me, but if I want to put an apostrophe in c...Excuse me, but if I want to put an apostrophe in cunt's, I shall.<BR/><BR/>Pedantic cunt.<BR/><BR/>Bearded clams? Don't be so fucking vile.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38227745051031412742007-05-13T18:18:00.000-04:002007-05-13T18:18:00.000-04:00SID: Are you referring to my copy of “Cleaning & S...SID: Are you referring to my copy of “Cleaning & Stain Removal for Dummies?” <BR/><BR/>I need to consult it to remove the stains you left in The Shorts.<BR/><BR/>M and J: First of all, there’s no apostrophe in cunts.<BR/><BR/>Oysters? Why don’t you try bearded clams for a change?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29025846833325184392007-05-13T15:35:00.000-04:002007-05-13T15:35:00.000-04:00Dearest Kaz,The cunt's formerly known as 'Tazzy an...Dearest Kaz,<BR/><BR/>The cunt's formerly known as 'Tazzy and Piggy' are currently enjoying a spot of respite care, glugging bottles of Bolly and slurping the finest oysters in the Bahamas.<BR/><BR/>They will return at some point, but for the moment 'M and J' are in control.<BR/><BR/>You may refer to us as anything you wish - so long as it's 'M and J' or 'Martin and John'.<BR/><BR/>Yours faithfully,<BR/>Martin and John.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34314638131724359232007-05-13T15:05:00.000-04:002007-05-13T15:05:00.000-04:00An excellent idea!Now how about a collection of bo...An excellent idea!<BR/><BR/>Now how about a collection of books with the pages stuck together?<BR/><BR/>I'm sure you have a few?S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-26783563720019815372007-05-13T14:15:00.000-04:002007-05-13T14:15:00.000-04:00M and J: Will do. And will let you know the outcom...M and J: Will do. And will let you know the outcome.<BR/><BR/>IVF: Our motto here is "Infomaniac: Come for the information. Stay for the filth."<BR/><BR/>TONY: Further proof, as if we needed any, as to why you’re known as Dirty Tony.<BR/><BR/>You’re ahead of me with the “stuff found in library books” as I’m saving that for a future posting.<BR/><BR/>And I don’t care to know whose dick you found where. Thanks anyway.<BR/><BR/>KAZ: Tazzy and Piggy are now under the Witness Protection Programme and must be called “Martin and John” or “M and J” as you’ve seen in the comments. <BR/><BR/>They are aware that the “M and J” bit annoys me and therefore will continue to use it.<BR/><BR/>Best if you call them Cunts.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24900681449180992732007-05-13T10:24:00.000-04:002007-05-13T10:24:00.000-04:00I do try to keep up - but, you know this m and j t...I do try to keep up - but, you know this m and j thing. Is it still OK to call them Piggy and Tazzy?<BR/>I can see what they call themselves from your inscription, but I feel I don't know them well enough yet.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59368580249722778232007-05-13T07:17:00.000-04:002007-05-13T07:17:00.000-04:00i am always leaving stuff inside books Condoms(use...i am always leaving stuff inside books Condoms(used&unused):Teabags (used&unused);Joints (unused).Nail Clippings (detached);Bob Dylan CDs (used);cotton buds for getting wax out of of my ears while Im in bed reading: etc etc<BR/>I often return them to the library without checking inside first.<BR/>I wonder what the most unusual thing anybody has ever found inside a book<BR/>(I once found <A HREF="http://www.melville.org/hmmoby.htm" REL="nofollow">Moby Dick</A> inside one, but thats another story...................)tonyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03746435400444226665noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36468694621335742862007-05-13T05:34:00.000-04:002007-05-13T05:34:00.000-04:00Gosh! For a minute there, I thought there weren't...Gosh! For a minute there, I thought there weren't going to be any swears or other rudeness.<BR/><BR/>Then I got to the bottom of the post.<BR/><BR/>Thank goodness for M & J!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49909727198367752392007-05-13T05:25:00.000-04:002007-05-13T05:25:00.000-04:00Haha!Do it! Send it in!Yay! First!Cunt.Haha!<BR/><BR/>Do it! Send it in!<BR/><BR/>Yay! First!<BR/><BR/>Cunt.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com