tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4649450126149000725..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Perv of the DayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger32125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57753034554749499642009-11-30T23:19:51.129-05:002009-11-30T23:19:51.129-05:00PONITA: My parfume of the day was eau d'horse...<b>PONITA</b>: <i> My parfume of the day was eau d'horse barn... Very aromatic! It's one of my faves. <br />PS - Thunder says Hay!</i><br /><br />Hello Thunder the Wonder Horse!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20869682263908509552009-11-30T23:07:14.998-05:002009-11-30T23:07:14.998-05:00My parfume of the day was eau d'horse barn... ...My parfume of the day was eau d'horse barn... Very aromatic! It's one of my faves. <br /><br />PS - Thunder says Hay!Ponita in Real Lifehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06886875733169389887noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36163513714675084952009-11-30T22:29:09.144-05:002009-11-30T22:29:09.144-05:00KAPI: Watch out for the latest outraged media camp...<b>KAPI</b>: <i>Watch out for the latest outraged media campaign - to have laws passed against...being filthy in flith.<br />Doing pervy shit in shit.<br />Freerange turdburgling.<br />(Did he have a shower afterwards? or was it a shower of shit?)</i><br /><br />Somewhere in Infomaniac’s archives lies a photo of IVD as a turd burglar.<br /><br />These new laws…<br /><br />Will they require a helmet?<br /><br /><b>GEOFF</b>: <i>But doesn't manure make stalks grow bigger?</i><br /><br />Shall I consult with Alan Titchmarsh?<br /><br /><b>XL</b>: <i>I wonder if Truscott would like to buy a pair of gently used LL Bean duck boots?</i><br /><br />FedEx your boots to him immediately.<br /><br />And do NOT replace them with more of the same.<br /><br /><b>RANDOM</b>: <i>I think this all goes back to his potty training days...</i><br /><br />Let that be a lesson to you as a mother.<br /><br />As if you don’t have enough on your plate.<br /><br /><b>MANUEL</b>: <i>nice....</i><br /><br />‘Tis.<br /><br /><b>MUTLEY</b>: <i>Have any of you ever like smelt andb experienced slurry? I used to work on farm - man like holy fuck...</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ was raised a farm girl.<br /><br />My favourite smell to this day is barn smell.<br /><br />But you won’t catch me shoveling slurry into my drawers.<br /><br /><b>LEAH</b>: <i>Well, you know I'm a fan of fetishes and fetishists, but this one I'll have to give a pass...</i><br /><br />Shall I arrange for more jowly old men for you?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53575815097217450722009-11-30T20:12:58.645-05:002009-11-30T20:12:58.645-05:00Well, you know I'm a fan of fetishes and fetis...Well, you know I'm a fan of fetishes and fetishists, but this one I'll have to give a pass...Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78890375287134819222009-11-30T19:06:47.116-05:002009-11-30T19:06:47.116-05:00Have any of you ever like smelt andb experienced s...Have any of you ever like smelt andb experienced slurry? I used to work on farm - man like holy fuck...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38997246462093439022009-11-30T15:16:44.895-05:002009-11-30T15:16:44.895-05:00I think this all goes back to his potty training d...I think this all goes back to his potty training days...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19680513594247986602009-11-30T15:09:06.991-05:002009-11-30T15:09:06.991-05:00I wonder if Truscott would like to buy a pair of g...I wonder if Truscott would like to buy a pair of gently used LL Bean duck boots?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51171637025587831502009-11-30T15:04:45.548-05:002009-11-30T15:04:45.548-05:00But doesn't manure make stalks grow bigger?But doesn't manure make stalks grow bigger?Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24708584637023128092009-11-30T13:32:31.158-05:002009-11-30T13:32:31.158-05:00Watch out for the latest outraged media campaign -...Watch out for the latest outraged media campaign - to have laws passed against...being filthy in flith.<br /><br />Doing pervy shit in shit.<br /><br />Freerange turdburgling.<br /><br />(Did he have a shower afterwards? or was it a shower of shit?)Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53475204272136566222009-11-30T11:28:11.469-05:002009-11-30T11:28:11.469-05:00JILL: I stopped at "shiny red shorts"......<b>JILL</b>: <i>I stopped at "shiny red shorts"...</i><br /><br />But you missed the rubber gloves!<br /><br />Unless, of course, you have a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yf933gd/" rel="nofollow">rubber glove phobia</a>?<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Pox on Crocs!</i><br /><br />Yes, a <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2hbsd7/" rel="nofollow">Pox on Crocs</a>!<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i> I quite like it in late Summer when the farmer's are out muck spreading the fields, and the air is filled with the tang of rotting shit. Reminiscent of the cheese counter at Morrisons.<br />I wonder what type of women's pyjamas they were. Hopefully not those with mandarin collars, ugh, I can't abide mandarin collars. </i><br /><br />I should like to stand around the cheese counter at Morrison’s shouting, “Who cut the cheese?”<br /><br />Speaking of pyjama parties, did you see what happened at my last <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yglx5xh/" rel="nofollow">pyjama party</a>?<br /><br />Honestly, those boys have NO self-control.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12133694523827645882009-11-30T11:18:32.169-05:002009-11-30T11:18:32.169-05:00I quite like it in late Summer when the farmer'...I quite like it in late Summer when the farmer's are out muck spreading the fields, and the air is filled with the tang of rotting shit. Reminiscent of the cheese counter at Morrisons.<br /><br />I wonder what type of women's pyjamas they were. Hopefully not those with mandarin collars, ugh, I can't abide mandarin collars.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58354733024692938012009-11-30T11:16:37.383-05:002009-11-30T11:16:37.383-05:00Pox on Crocs!Pox on Crocs!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37197155569970128082009-11-30T10:43:08.888-05:002009-11-30T10:43:08.888-05:00I stopped at "shiny red shorts"...I stopped at "shiny red shorts"...Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08171054999389018364noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74865710490549304172009-11-30T10:30:32.513-05:002009-11-30T10:30:32.513-05:00DONN: Hey whatever floats yer boat.
He wasn't ...<b>DONN</b>: <i>Hey whatever floats yer boat.<br />He wasn't hurting anyone..except for tainting every male on the planet as a mindless perverted freakish asshat.<br />This poor bugger is an object for our pity and not our scorn :)<br />but he obviously knows sh*t about anatomy.<br />No doubt his lawyer will somehow lay the blame on his Mommy who forced him to live in the bottom of the outhouse during his formative years. The only warmth that he ever received was from his environment.</i><br /><br />Remember <a href="http://tinyurl.com/o3je5e/" rel="nofollow">this guy</a> with the so-called ‘outhouse problem’?<br /><br /><b>DONN</b>: <i>According to my phrenology textbook, the centre-part hairstyling should have sounded off alarms years ago...<br />it's is a dead-give-away that something is not quite right. <br />Just sayin' is all.</i><br /><br />I’ll scream if it’s long in the back.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17422892792000814142009-11-30T10:23:48.254-05:002009-11-30T10:23:48.254-05:00According to my phrenology textbook, the centre-pa...According to my phrenology textbook, the centre-part hairstyling should have sounded off alarms years ago...<br />it's is a dead-give-away that something is not quite right. <br /><br />Just sayin' is all.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58000513198625244032009-11-30T10:20:23.167-05:002009-11-30T10:20:23.167-05:00Hey whatever floats yer boat.
He wasn't hurtin...Hey whatever floats yer boat.<br />He wasn't hurting anyone..except for tainting every male on the planet as a mindless perverted freakish asshat.<br /><br />This poor bugger is an object for our pity and not our scorn :)<br />but he obviously knows sh*t about anatomy.<br /><br />No doubt his lawyer will somehow lay the blame on his Mommy who forced him to live in the bottom of the outhouse during his formative years. The only warmth that he ever received was from his environment.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3344124539287497272009-11-30T08:54:23.246-05:002009-11-30T08:54:23.246-05:00XL: Truscott is the Minister Of Silly Perp Walks!
...<b>XL</b>: <i>Truscott is the Minister Of Silly Perp Walks!</i><br /><br />Or Silly Poop Walks.<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>somebody didn't get the right kind of love growing up.</i><br /><br />Call Dr. Phil!<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>Well, I didn't see anything wrong here...until I read *this* part:<br />"Truscott told the officers that he liked to sleep in women’s pyjamas."<br />Sicko! </i><br /><br />But they’re the kind with feet!<br /><br />Who could resist?<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>So that’s who has been breaking into my Milking Parlors!</i><br /><br />Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?<br /><br /><b>EROS</b>: <i>Holey sh*t!!!<br />I feel bad for the cops who had to arrest this turd!</i><br /><br />Is your “i” key buggered up?<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>He looks very unfortunate.<br />How much jail time did he get for his fashion crimes?</i><br /><br />At least he wasn’t wearing Crocs!<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: <i>I notice the picture of Frobishers Brown Rice Salad at the end ???<br />This man is sicker than I thought</i><br /><br />That’s Mr. Frobisher’s famous <a href="http://www.meatloaffarts.com/" rel="nofollow">meatloaf</a>.<br /><br /><b>LULU</b>: <i>I want to know how the pile of manure got such great service? It got much better justice than any woman who tries to register a complaint for sexual harassment.</i><br /><br />The pile of manure spoke up and made a stink.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>Judging by the size of those trousers, that perv had filled the legs with manure so he had something to 'do' on the long ride back.</i><br /><br />And a big <a href="http://tinyurl.com/3j6prc/" rel="nofollow">nappy</a> under the trousers for extra storage.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Ewwww! That story stinks!<br />In Yorkshire they say 'Nowt so queer as folk'...I think they're right.</i><br /><br />Allow me to consult my <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ybjhmnn/" rel="nofollow">Yorkshire-English Dictionary</a>.<br /><br /><b>KAZ</b>: <i>I can sympathise with the manure - but women's pyjamas???!!<br />Disgusting!</i><br /><br />We’re thankful he’s not into childrens <a href="http://tinyurl.com/ykaesul/" rel="nofollow">pyjamas</a>!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10393984160850266572009-11-30T06:25:42.669-05:002009-11-30T06:25:42.669-05:00I can sympathise with the manure - but women's...I can sympathise with the manure - but women's pyjamas???!!<br />Disgusting!KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1953625960614245692009-11-30T06:07:35.553-05:002009-11-30T06:07:35.553-05:00Ewwww! That story stinks!
In Yorkshire they say &...Ewwww! That story stinks!<br /><br />In Yorkshire they say 'Nowt so queer as folk'...I think they're right.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5477461059172792462009-11-30T05:11:06.599-05:002009-11-30T05:11:06.599-05:00Judging by the size of those trousers, that perv h...Judging by the size of those trousers, that perv had filled the legs with manure so he had something to 'do' on the long ride back.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9338430852328077752009-11-30T03:28:13.747-05:002009-11-30T03:28:13.747-05:00I want to know how the pile of manure got such gre...I want to know how the pile of manure got such great service? It got much better justice than any woman who tries to register a complaint for sexual harassment.Lulu LaBonnehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05546286547273386382noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74710847805322843562009-11-30T01:19:19.385-05:002009-11-30T01:19:19.385-05:00I notice the picture of Frobishers Brown Rice Sala...I notice the picture of Frobishers Brown Rice Salad at the end ???<br />This man is sicker than I thoughtBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8650480529051250632009-11-30T01:09:34.247-05:002009-11-30T01:09:34.247-05:00He looks very unfortunate.
How much jail time did...He looks very unfortunate.<br /><br />How much jail time did he get for his fashion crimes?CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17925160689372217462009-11-29T23:07:49.165-05:002009-11-29T23:07:49.165-05:00Holey sh*t!!!
I feel bad for the cops who had to ...Holey sh*t!!!<br /><br />I feel bad for the cops who had to arrest this turd!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30281545441564117042009-11-29T22:51:22.083-05:002009-11-29T22:51:22.083-05:00So that’s who has been breaking into my Milking Pa...So that’s who has been breaking into my Milking Parlors!ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.com