tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post461584834720456889..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Filthy Friday – Talking/Singing PenisThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger28125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28727168630803762602010-05-26T00:33:56.463-04:002010-05-26T00:33:56.463-04:00It woudl just say:
"more"It woudl just say:<br /><br />"more"unique_stephenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01137046158732977521noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45820613082713918962010-05-01T09:35:53.484-04:002010-05-01T09:35:53.484-04:00"thank you all for coming....my first number ..."thank you all for coming....my first number will be alleghany moon."normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6324935580964021672010-05-01T07:43:16.069-04:002010-05-01T07:43:16.069-04:00I'm still too traumatised to take part.
I nee...I'm still too traumatised to take part.<br /><br />I need a drink.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52749571260013794122010-05-01T07:29:04.262-04:002010-05-01T07:29:04.262-04:00" I can't give you anything but love, bab..." I can't give you anything but love, baby!" as done by Dean Martin.haywardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10383719131505590051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45625016176002015172010-05-01T01:22:39.612-04:002010-05-01T01:22:39.612-04:00It would look in the mirror and say, "Hello, ...It would look in the mirror and say, "Hello, Gorgeous!"<br /><br />And it would sing, "I Wanna Dance with Somebody."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54415858915490703122010-04-30T23:25:09.115-04:002010-04-30T23:25:09.115-04:00BITCHES WHO COMMENTED AFTER 9:00 AM: Mistress MJ h...<b>BITCHES WHO COMMENTED AFTER 9:00 AM</b>: Mistress MJ had a long day and needs to create Saturday’s post and have a cocktail or 3.<br /><br />She is delighted by all your comments and your charming musical penises.<br /><br />Let’s hear it for the skin flute section!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67666145724605775702010-04-30T22:23:11.882-04:002010-04-30T22:23:11.882-04:00Good lord, don't we have enough to floss alrea...Good lord, don't we have enough to floss already?jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38132166785238144602010-04-30T21:19:24.590-04:002010-04-30T21:19:24.590-04:00"Convoy"
...aint she a beautiful sight!"<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HWO_AIh8drk" rel="nofollow"><strong>Convoy</strong></a>"<br />...aint she a beautiful sight!ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66805545526271487902010-04-30T21:08:45.113-04:002010-04-30T21:08:45.113-04:00Mine would say, "Stop pointing at me."
...Mine would say, "Stop pointing at me."<br /><br />It would sing, "Beat It," of course.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48178147133157119262010-04-30T17:09:17.995-04:002010-04-30T17:09:17.995-04:00My penis sings "Hard Day's Night".My penis sings "Hard Day's Night".Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16683311089439956942010-04-30T13:15:10.625-04:002010-04-30T13:15:10.625-04:00*shudder*
this one freaks me out. I call it,
FR...*shudder*<br /><br />this one freaks me out. I call it,<br /><br />FREAKY FRIDAY.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10141946407377397792010-04-30T12:46:44.691-04:002010-04-30T12:46:44.691-04:00In Soviet Russia, penis tongues you.In Soviet Russia, penis tongues you.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66954918910234535142010-04-30T12:09:33.076-04:002010-04-30T12:09:33.076-04:00I don't care WHAT the freakin' penis says,...I don't care WHAT the freakin' penis says, MY Va JAY JAY say WATCH THOSE TEETH!! Tongue, you can stay!LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85488621882817401632010-04-30T11:37:12.221-04:002010-04-30T11:37:12.221-04:00XL: Comin thro' the rye, poor body,
Comin thr...<b>XL</b>: <i> Comin thro' the rye, poor body,<br />Comin thro' the rye,<br />She draigl't a' her petticoatie,<br />Comin thro' the rye!</i><br /><br />*offers XL a wee dram*<br /><br /><b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i> Okay. That pic has seriously freaked my shit right out the door!</i><br /><br />Penis cries out…<br /><br />“Michael! Come baaacckkk, Michaelllllll!<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i> I beg you pardon!</i><br /><br />You heard me.<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: Pure poetry.<br /><br />Makes me want to go out and buy the complete works of Ivor Biggun.<br /><br />And for those who want to listen to 'I’m a Wanker', click <a href="http://tinyurl.com/6lx9mk/" rel="nofollow">here</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59819864425119582382010-04-30T11:07:17.498-04:002010-04-30T11:07:17.498-04:00I do love a good singalong:
I'm A Wanker (Ivo...I do love a good singalong:<br /><br />I'm A Wanker (Ivor Biggun)<br /><br />My mother said<br />that I never should<br />Play with the naughty rude girls in the wood<br />Their giggling talk I could never understood<br />And thats why I fell in love with my right hand<br /><br />(Chorus)<br />And thats why<br />I'm a wanker<br />I'm a wanker<br />And does it good like it bloody well should<br />I'm a wanker<br />I'm a wanker<br />And im always pulling my pudd<br /><br />I was 25 years old<br />before I was kissed<br />and then I found the guy prefered<br />a swift one off the wrist<br />Its cheap and convenient<br />and you cant catch VD<br />Its avalible at anytime and its absolutly free<br /><br />(Chorus)<br />And thats why<br />I'm a wanker<br />I'm a wanker<br />And it does me good like it bloody well should<br />I'm wanker <br />I'm a wanker<br />and im always pulling my pudd<br /><br />Oh Mrs Palm<br />and your 5 lovely daughters<br />Thank you for having me<br />and being oh so kind<br />I've got pains in my arms<br />and my donkeys growing shorter<br />My knees have turnt to water<br />And I think im going blind<br /><br />I've wanked over Italy<br />I've wanked over Spain<br />I've wanked in an omibus<br />I've even had a wank in a train<br /><br />I've used a badger<br />and a melon<br />and a cat<br />a inflatable Linda Lovelace<br />and a David Crocket hat<br /><br />(Chorus)<br />And thats why<br />I'm a wanker<br />I'm a wanker<br />and it does me good like it bloody well should<br />I'm a wanker<br />I'm a wanker<br />and im always pulling my pudd<br /><br />Oh Mrs Palm<br />and your 5 lovely daughters<br />Thank you for having me<br />and being oh so kind<br />I've pains in my arms<br />and my donkeys growing shorter<br />My knees have turnt to water<br />And I think im going blindMitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19909123329059303722010-04-30T10:15:21.002-04:002010-04-30T10:15:21.002-04:00I beg you pardon!I beg you pardon!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63177516313098587932010-04-30T10:12:04.287-04:002010-04-30T10:12:04.287-04:00Okay. That pic has seriously freaked my shit right...Okay. That pic has seriously freaked my shit right out the door!Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61061950991851992522010-04-30T08:31:03.281-04:002010-04-30T08:31:03.281-04:00Comin thro' the rye, poor body,
Comin thro'...Comin thro' the rye, poor body,<br />Comin thro' the rye,<br />She draigl't a' her petticoatie,<br />Comin thro' the rye!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85759854566440939872010-04-30T08:13:48.045-04:002010-04-30T08:13:48.045-04:00IVD: Ah hah hah hah hah ha! I've done it at la...<b>IVD</b>: <i>Ah hah hah hah hah ha! I've done it at last!! I'm first! Kneel before me, puny mortals!<br />Actually, maybe that's what my penis would say...?</i><br /><br />Please refrain from mentioning your royal sceptre.<br /><br /><b>EROS</b>: <i>It would say:<br />Would you like to go for a ride?<br />And it would sing:<br />Celebrate good times, come on!</i><br /><br />There’s a party goin’ on right here.<br /><br />Ya-HOO!<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>All penisi sing My Way.<br />...The record shows I took the blows and did it my way...<br />*wanders off humming*</i><br /><br />And in response, I would say…<br /><br />Yes, there were times, I'm sure you knew<br />When I bit off more than I could chew<br />But through it all, when there was doubt<br />I ate it up and spit it out<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>That's easy. It's one of two. First choice would of corse be the Kylie track Butterfly. See fanmade video here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6j0Sr49CGU&feature=youtube_gdata<br />it's a brilliantly made video and I can say that because I didn't make it.</i><br /><br />Kylie…why didn’t I see that coming?<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Or Rght Said Fred I'm too sexy<br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxZp4VEopcE&feature=youtube_gdata<br />although it would be the Spanish version mine would do.</i><br /><br />Are you gonna shake that little thing on the catwalk?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>i think my response to both these questions are best answered here with these dulcet tones....<br />Oh hey bitches!</i><br /><br />Your penis has a Texan accent!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53214781304848413872010-04-30T05:36:01.239-04:002010-04-30T05:36:01.239-04:00i think my response to both these questions are be...i think my response to both these questions are best answered <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i6dd6BxM-TE&feature=related" rel="nofollow">here</a> with these dulcet tones....<br /><br />Oh hey bitches!Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1822408749373163582010-04-30T04:01:38.357-04:002010-04-30T04:01:38.357-04:00Or Rght Said Fred I'm too sexy
http://www.you...Or Rght Said Fred I'm too sexy<br /><br />http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OxZp4VEopcE&feature=youtube_gdata<br /><br />although it would be the Spanish version mine would do.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46817870073936837662010-04-30T03:49:28.492-04:002010-04-30T03:49:28.492-04:00That's easy. It's one of two. First choice...That's easy. It's one of two. First choice would of corse be the Kylie track Butterfly. See fanmade video here http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6j0Sr49CGU&feature=youtube_gdata<br /><br />it's a brilliantly made video and I can say that because I didn't make it.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19165135593591226662010-04-30T03:13:58.864-04:002010-04-30T03:13:58.864-04:00Oh, Hai xl, Eros, Miss Scarlet!Oh, Hai xl, Eros, Miss Scarlet!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49377467640784069702010-04-30T03:06:30.369-04:002010-04-30T03:06:30.369-04:00...The record shows I took the blows and did it my......<i>The record shows I took the blows and did it my way</i>...<br />*wanders off humming*<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6947576469001509272010-04-30T03:02:57.949-04:002010-04-30T03:02:57.949-04:00All penisi sing My Way.
SxAll penisi sing <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6E2hYDIFDIU" rel="nofollow">My Way</a>.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.com