tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4439118823444222017..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Gossip GalsThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30756752450305864392011-06-28T22:33:36.568-04:002011-06-28T22:33:36.568-04:00There's quite enough flaming around here witho...There's quite enough flaming around here without your twirling batons, Michael.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52962416799355295342011-06-28T19:49:35.931-04:002011-06-28T19:49:35.931-04:00I thought my twirling flaming batons was quite fet...I thought my twirling flaming batons was quite fetch. Sorry about that tablecloth near the vodka fountain though...Michael Guyhttp://troublespots.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29144242336195154922011-06-28T07:33:26.282-04:002011-06-28T07:33:26.282-04:00XL: You may find Penistone somewhat more interesti...<b>XL</b>: You may find <a href="http://tinyurl.com/kuwcbm/" rel="nofollow">Penistone</a> somewhat more interesting.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87217362873171289252011-06-28T07:18:04.763-04:002011-06-28T07:18:04.763-04:00I also just Googled "Cow and Calf Rocks"...I also just Googled "Cow and Calf Rocks" and am greatly disappointed to find that it's just some stupid fucking rocks.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47978601762404498782011-06-28T07:06:52.415-04:002011-06-28T07:06:52.415-04:00@MITZI: I've just Googled "Cow and Calf R...@MITZI: I've just Googled "Cow and Calf Rocks" and found photos!<br /><br />Another notch in my Education Belt.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75741356673424436172011-06-28T07:03:34.810-04:002011-06-28T07:03:34.810-04:00MITZI: Sunday I was invited to a country hike, the...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>Sunday I was invited to a country hike, there is nothing like a ramble across some wild and desolate terrain, hotfooting across the Yorkshire Moors like Roadrunner Beep Beep! Then I had a bit of cock fun amongst the Cow and Calf rocks, it was wonderful.</i><br /><br />Cow and Calf…isn’t that the name of a pub?<br /><br />There’s nothing like a little cock and bum fun.<br /><br /><b>STACIA</b>: <i>Nobody tell Mistress about Peenee bobbing in the vodka fountain for olives, putting them on his eyes and shouting "Dig me, I'm Marty Feldman!" I don't think she'd see the humor in it.</i><br /><br />I’m there singing the Bette Davis Eyes parody at him…<br /><br />She'll scream or mumble at you<br />Repeats everything twice<br />She's got a few loose screws<br />She's got Marty Feldman eyesThe Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89401293175447038612011-06-28T06:13:50.504-04:002011-06-28T06:13:50.504-04:00Nobody tell Mistress about Peenee bobbing in the v...Nobody tell Mistress about Peenee bobbing in the vodka fountain for olives, putting them on his eyes and shouting "Dig me, I'm Marty Feldman!" I don't think she'd see the humor in it.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72757940971157959662011-06-28T04:33:29.069-04:002011-06-28T04:33:29.069-04:00Sunday I was invited to a country hike, there is n...Sunday I was invited to a country hike, there is nothing like a ramble across some wild and desolate terrain, hotfooting across the Yorkshire Moors like Roadrunner Beep Beep! Then I had a bit of cock fun amongst the Cow and Calf rocks, it was wonderful.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17290018656263181772011-06-28T03:25:59.689-04:002011-06-28T03:25:59.689-04:00I DO hope you have a padded headboard, Miss Scarle...I DO hope you have a padded headboard, Miss Scarlet.<br /><br />By the way, I was publishing a new post at the moment you were typing.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70117577362458703092011-06-28T03:23:19.423-04:002011-06-28T03:23:19.423-04:00Like Mr XL, I have been curled in the fetal positi...Like Mr XL, I have been curled in the fetal position... but this has been interspersed with banging my head against a wall.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11139312216206295182011-06-28T03:04:05.141-04:002011-06-28T03:04:05.141-04:00XL: Curled in the fetal position all weekend, anxi...<b>XL</b>: <i>Curled in the fetal position all weekend, anxiously awaiting the return of The Mistress.</i><br /><br />That explains why you weren’t first…you couldn’t unwind yourself from the pretzel position!<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>didn't you get your mail service back?</i><br /><br />That is the subject of my NEXT post, Miss Desmond.<br /><br />Now you’ve gone and ruined the element of surprise.<br /><br />Are you back from your hols?<br /><br /><b>PEENEE</b>: <i>Well, I'm certainly not one to GOSSIP, but I HEARD Stephen Haines Is Stepping Out On Mary.<br />Happy Birthday, Princessa.</i><br /><br />I’m firing that manicurist!<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>What you mean apart from having to clean up the mess from the backed up vodka fountain and the broken houseboy?<br />Not a damned thing.<br />Although, when the vodka fountain was repaired the repairman hooked out an interesting assortment of olives, a sparkly pink thong and a purple studded condom and he looked at me!<br />He didn't believe me about purple not being my colour and the thong was too big for me damnit.</i><br /><br />Are you referring to Beast’s <a href="http://tinyurl.com/2uyexa5/" rel="nofollow">purple Lurex posing pouch</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73201361886334941282011-06-28T02:46:49.409-04:002011-06-28T02:46:49.409-04:00What you mean apart from having to clean up the me...What you mean apart from having to clean up the mess from the backed up vodka fountain and the broken houseboy?<br /><br />Not a damned thing.<br /><br />Although, when the vodka fountain was repaired the repairman hooked out an interesting assortment of olives, a sparkly pink thong and a purple studded condom and he looked at me!<br /><br />He didn't believe me about purple not being my colour and the thong was too big for me damnit.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63887363403363203612011-06-28T00:22:00.200-04:002011-06-28T00:22:00.200-04:00Well, I'm certainly not one to GOSSIP, but I ...Well, I'm certainly not one to GOSSIP, but I HEARD Stephen Haines Is Stepping Out On Mary.<br /><br />Happy Birthday, Princessa.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58758035122144121612011-06-27T23:43:41.343-04:002011-06-27T23:43:41.343-04:00didn't you get your mail service back?didn't you get your mail service back?normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62816511669591107282011-06-27T21:57:03.243-04:002011-06-27T21:57:03.243-04:00Curled in the fetal position all weekend, anxiousl...Curled in the fetal position all weekend, anxiously awaiting the return of The Mistress.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46783462152756623342011-06-27T21:20:09.757-04:002011-06-27T21:20:09.757-04:00Mistress MJ feels a headache coming on.
Bring me ...Mistress MJ feels a headache coming on.<br /><br />Bring me my fainting chaise.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5552644663432001802011-06-27T21:10:52.029-04:002011-06-27T21:10:52.029-04:00The vodka fountain backed up, but it wasn't my...The vodka fountain backed up, but it wasn't my fault, I swear...and peenee broke the new houseboy before I got to play on them...and Mean Dirty Pirate was jumping naked on the couch!jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82847979405607837022011-06-27T21:09:16.135-04:002011-06-27T21:09:16.135-04:00Oh goodness…does someone need a birthday spanking?...Oh goodness…does someone need a birthday spanking?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2000218702005737762011-06-27T21:00:24.887-04:002011-06-27T21:00:24.887-04:00Oh.. so now you want to know about my Birthday!Oh.. so now you want to know about my Birthday!Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51567467909786490712011-06-27T20:40:59.091-04:002011-06-27T20:40:59.091-04:00Gay Pride celebrated AND same-sex marriage bill pa...Gay Pride celebrated AND same-sex marriage bill passed all in one weekend!<br /><br />Or were you referring to the arrest of <a href="http://tinyurl.com/6fpvzld/" rel="nofollow">Moustache Man</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15481289143663490402011-06-27T20:31:53.920-04:002011-06-27T20:31:53.920-04:00A lively weekend in NYC, as I'm sure you'v...A lively weekend in NYC, as I'm sure you've heard.designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.com