tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post4024714649756132593..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Public Service Announcement #8The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68293911369317612492010-09-21T18:46:20.435-04:002010-09-21T18:46:20.435-04:00kabuki: kabuki frequently uses both hands to '...<b>kabuki</b>: <i>kabuki frequently uses both hands to 'remind' the paparazzi about personal space. Someday soon, kabuki will demonstrate the 'art slap' - a use of hands kabuki mastered in the 80's - i am actually quite looking forwardto it. any volunteers?</i><br /><br />The cameras are rolling as Mistress MJ films “Art Slap: kabuki-style”.<br /><br />Coming to an international film festival near you.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-36869954270926618292010-09-21T15:59:54.388-04:002010-09-21T15:59:54.388-04:00kabuki frequently uses both hands to 'remind&#...kabuki frequently uses both hands to 'remind' the paparazzi about personal space. Someday soon, kabuki will demonstrate the 'art slap' - a use of hands kabuki mastered in the 80's - i am actually quite looking forwardto it. any volunteers?kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44226517533427307432010-09-21T15:48:23.829-04:002010-09-21T15:48:23.829-04:00MITZI: The women in the picture was just born to h...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>The women in the picture was just born to hand jive.</i><br /><br />Or do the Funky Chicken…I can’t be sure.<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>As I once heard from another famous Canadian laydee, I keep one hand in my pocket. And the other one is giving a high five.<br />Or something.</i><br /><br />I believe she was flicking a fag as well.<br /><br />Although she didn’t mention wearing a fag hat so I lost interest in the lyrics.<br /><br /><b>EROS</b>: <i>Dead fish? That smile on her face says someone's been eating her fish!</i><br /><br />The Tuna Surprise?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>There is nothing about flapping ones hands about...So i guess that's alright then...(I tend to do this alot)</i><br /><br />Princess wouldn’t be Princess without excessive hand-flappery.<br /><br />*sniggers behind Princess’s back at fey display*<br /><br /><b>MR. COOKIE</b>: <i>No hand had more poise than Thing on the Adams Family.</i><br /><br />Absolutely, Cara Mia…let’s give him a hand!<br /><br /><b>MR. COOKIE</b>: <i>Mistress saysYou raise an interesting topic of etiquette, Ayem8y…<br /><br />What should one do if ones genitals itch whilst in public?<br /><br />For both men and women, if one bathes regularly, this should not be a problem. However, in the event that the unthinkable happens, find the nearest cloak room, Mens or Ladies Lounge where one can scratch ones self silly.</i><br /><br />Remembering, of course, to use hand sanitizer liberally following the scratch fest.<br /><br /><b>BEAST</b>: <i>What a silly post , everyone knows ladies should have their hands firmly thrust in the sink doing the washing up or cooking dinner<br />***runs out dodging the hail of shoes***</i><br /><br />*firmly thrusts stiletto heel up Beast’s arse*<br /><br /><b>HAYWARD</b>: <i>She's a handsome lady. Perhaps those pearls are camouflage.</i><br /><br />Are those pearls covering a bulging Adam’s apple?<br /><br /><b>MISS JANEY</b>: <i>Miss J assumes the picking she does at her cuticles is also frowned upon. No wonder people keep calling her "Stupid finger-picking whore". <br />What about jazz-hands? Are they OK?</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ picked at her cuticles in public today but from now on the words “Stupid finger-picking whore” will remind her not to do so.<br /><br />Not only are jazz-hands okay, jazz-hands are encouraged.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I thought you'd appreciate philosophy rather than my other option which was to remind you that Celine Dingdong always throws her arms around like a lunatic.</i><br /><br />Celine should throw her hands up to her face and give herself a good slap.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64883201954479855512010-09-21T15:18:04.880-04:002010-09-21T15:18:04.880-04:00I thought you'd appreciate philosophy rather t...I thought you'd appreciate philosophy rather than my other option which was to remind you that Celine Dingdong always throws her arms around like a lunatic.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39445438442310550172010-09-21T14:12:47.356-04:002010-09-21T14:12:47.356-04:00Miss J assumes the picking she does at her cuticle...Miss J assumes the picking she does at her cuticles is also frowned upon. No wonder people keep calling her "Stupid finger-picking whore". <br /><br />What about jazz-hands? Are they OK?Miss Janeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11434497632651114929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60350968707383397692010-09-21T13:20:38.901-04:002010-09-21T13:20:38.901-04:00She's a handsome lady. Perhaps those pearls a...She's a <i>hand</i>some lady. Perhaps those pearls are camouflage.haywardhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10383719131505590051noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43028905620305427412010-09-21T12:50:58.668-04:002010-09-21T12:50:58.668-04:00What a silly post , everyone knows ladies should h...What a silly post , everyone knows ladies should have their hands firmly thrust in the sink doing the washing up or cooking dinner<br /><br />***runs out dodging the hail of shoes***BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31737695839269579442010-09-21T08:55:34.268-04:002010-09-21T08:55:34.268-04:00Mistress saysYou raise an interesting topic of eti...<b>Mistress saysYou raise an interesting topic of etiquette, Ayem8y…<br /><br /><i>What should one do if ones genitals itch whilst in public?</i></b><br /><br />For both men and women, if one bathes regularly, this should not be a problem. However, in the event that the unthinkable happens, find the nearest cloak room, Mens or Ladies Lounge where one can scratch ones self silly.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39517222626245637662010-09-21T08:49:46.029-04:002010-09-21T08:49:46.029-04:00No hand had more poise than Thing on the Adams Fam...No hand had more poise than Thing on the Adams Family.The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82664597994120338482010-09-21T08:48:50.184-04:002010-09-21T08:48:50.184-04:00There is nothing about flapping ones hands about.....There is nothing about flapping ones hands about...So i guess that's alright then...(I tend to do this alot)Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68913592461763172742010-09-21T08:09:20.919-04:002010-09-21T08:09:20.919-04:00Dead fish? That smile on her face says someone...Dead fish? That smile on her face says someone's been eating her fish!eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52891677161640320962010-09-21T07:40:47.669-04:002010-09-21T07:40:47.669-04:00As I once heard from another famous Canadian layde...As I once heard from another famous Canadian laydee, I keep one hand in my pocket. And the other one is giving a high five.<br /><br />Or something.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-89196693630725239172010-09-21T06:58:54.649-04:002010-09-21T06:58:54.649-04:00The women in the picture was just born to hand jiv...The women in the picture was just born to hand jive.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24339433858220254682010-09-21T06:22:21.015-04:002010-09-21T06:22:21.015-04:00ROSES: I always have one hand on my hip. I need th...<b>ROSES</b>: <i>I always have one hand on my hip. I need the other free for the nicotteine. <br />Also useful in remonstrating the recaltriciant.<br />The second hand comes into play for wine, cider and stroking RDJ's picture (his lawyers still are writing me nasty letters. Apparently, they don't like scones).</i><br /><br />Hard to believe there are people who don’t fancy a nice scone and a lovely cream tea.<br /><br /><b>STACIA</b>: <i>Jamming my hands into the waistline of my Sansabelt slacks always works for me.</i><br /><br />Got any spare change in there?<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>No problem... mine are usually tied to the bedpost.</i><br /><br />Is Beast force-feeding you scones again?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-92141937067273156782010-09-21T04:07:21.503-04:002010-09-21T04:07:21.503-04:00No problem... mine are usually tied to the bedpost...No problem... mine are usually tied to the bedpost.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38160740986438996192010-09-21T04:06:07.888-04:002010-09-21T04:06:07.888-04:00Jamming my hands into the waistline of my Sansabel...Jamming my hands into the waistline of my Sansabelt slacks always works for me.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75501143533755378972010-09-21T02:38:47.021-04:002010-09-21T02:38:47.021-04:00I always have one hand on my hip. I need the other...I always have one hand on my hip. I need the other free for the nicotteine. <br /><br />Also useful in remonstrating the recaltriciant.<br /><br />The second hand comes into play for wine, cider and stroking RDJ's picture (his lawyers still are writing me nasty letters. Apparently, they don't like scones).Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-28093460935371722952010-09-21T01:22:49.540-04:002010-09-21T01:22:49.540-04:00XL: I say "Dead Fish" is doing alright f...<b>XL</b>: <i>I say "Dead Fish" is doing alright for herself. Someone gave her a pearl necklace!</i><br /><br />Trust YOU to notice!<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Feodorowna Komsomolskaya was ready for the next tire change.<br />In no time!</i><br /><br />Russia’s answer to Rosie the Riveter.<br /><br /><b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i>she needed an handbag, sugar, and a fag (hat)!</i><br /><br />I’m wearing my fag hat as we speak.<br /><br /><b>UTE</b>: <i>I'm alright then. My hands are either holding a fag, or food. Or both.</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ is a two-fisted drinker.<br /><br />Would you mind popping a canapé in my mouth?<br /><br />My hands are full.<br /><br /><b>MICHAEL RIVERS</b>: <i>This gives me anxiety! All these rules!!</i><br /><br />What would Tim Gunn do?<br /><br />You need to consult your copy of "Gunn's Golden Rules: Life's Little Lessons for Making It Work".<br /><br /><b>PEENEE</b>: <i>I always keep my hands in the "Wave Yo Hands in the Air Like You Just Don't Care." position. Because I am Super Funky.</i><br /><br />You’re a Super Freak.<br /><br />The kind you don’t take home to mother.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>That poor woman needs better shoes.<br />Also, remember that open arms are never what they seem.</i><br /><br />Oh my…have we gone all philosophical?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25004227508423589172010-09-21T00:13:23.900-04:002010-09-21T00:13:23.900-04:00That poor woman needs better shoes.
Also, remembe...That poor woman needs better shoes.<br /><br />Also, remember that open arms are never what they seem.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40130916012541791802010-09-20T23:50:08.376-04:002010-09-20T23:50:08.376-04:00I always keep my hands in the "Wave Yo Hands ...I always keep my hands in the "Wave Yo Hands in the Air Like You Just Don't Care." position. Because I am Super Funky.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58906362470316490422010-09-20T22:12:41.503-04:002010-09-20T22:12:41.503-04:00This gives me anxiety! All these rules!!This gives me anxiety! All these rules!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29844271395485410712010-09-20T22:01:24.577-04:002010-09-20T22:01:24.577-04:00I'm alright then. My hands are either holding ...I'm alright then. My hands are either holding a fag, or food. Or both.KJhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16686599680060644339noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34738694620036553482010-09-20T21:45:45.087-04:002010-09-20T21:45:45.087-04:00she needed an handbag, sugar, and a fag (hat)! xox...she needed an handbag, sugar, and a fag (hat)! xoxoxoxoxsavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63348451107819318392010-09-20T21:16:14.271-04:002010-09-20T21:16:14.271-04:00Feodorowna Komsomolskaya was ready for the next ti...Feodorowna Komsomolskaya was ready for the next tire change.<br />In no time!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65287303653355731342010-09-20T21:00:24.208-04:002010-09-20T21:00:24.208-04:00I say "Dead Fish" is doing alright for h...I say "Dead Fish" is doing alright for herself. Someone gave her a pearl necklace!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com