tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3790267568391162638..comments2024-02-28T06:23:55.895-05:00Comments on Infomaniac: Career PathsThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger48125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35464910601947317982010-11-21T19:47:07.621-05:002010-11-21T19:47:07.621-05:00School counselor by day, drunk by night. Just like...School counselor by day, drunk by night. Just like in 'Looking for Mr. Goodbar'.Salty Miss Jillhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02603806796783950508noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85787768118801220722010-11-19T04:38:04.018-05:002010-11-19T04:38:04.018-05:00CYBERPOOF: No, I kick them wearing my Bridget'...<b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>No, I kick them wearing my Bridget's Back. That way I can buy them and write them off as a business expense.<br />I'm not as dumb as I look sometimes.</i><br /><br />Death by stiletto.<br /><br /><b>JASON</b>: <i>Private Dick.</i><br /><br />I’m sure you did a lot of “undercover(s)” work.<br /><br /><b>ROXY</b>: <i>My resume and my rap sheet read about the same.</i><br /><br />Lady wrestler?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39181914923492567572010-11-19T01:53:56.023-05:002010-11-19T01:53:56.023-05:00My resume and my rap sheet read about the same.My resume and my rap sheet read about the same.Roxyhttp://retroroxy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6157543177247423012010-11-18T23:02:11.944-05:002010-11-18T23:02:11.944-05:00Private Dick.Private Dick.jasonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11116663308431251286noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39962194645916565892010-11-18T22:15:09.527-05:002010-11-18T22:15:09.527-05:00No, I kick them wearing my Bridget's Back. Tha...No, I kick them wearing my Bridget's Back. That way I can buy them and write them off as a business expense.<br /><br />I'm not as dumb as I look sometimes.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15257873904541615412010-11-18T20:45:09.633-05:002010-11-18T20:45:09.633-05:00MISS JANEY: Miss J was a Ten-Cents-a-Dance girl. S...<b>MISS JANEY</b>: <i>Miss J was a Ten-Cents-a-Dance girl. Some years back she worked at several different hostess clubs in the seedy heart of Los Angeles...</i><br /><br />Will you do the Fandango?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68613046150769661202010-11-18T19:52:09.296-05:002010-11-18T19:52:09.296-05:00Miss J was a Ten-Cents-a-Dance girl. Some years ba...Miss J was a Ten-Cents-a-Dance girl. Some years back she worked at several different hostess clubs in the seedy heart of Los Angeles...Miss Janeyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11434497632651114929noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72670296357358179422010-11-18T19:27:39.284-05:002010-11-18T19:27:39.284-05:00KAPI: Here's a good job: Plushie Pornstar
No ...<b>KAPI</b>: <i>Here's a good job: Plushie Pornstar</i><br /><br />No floppy discs at THAT hard drive party!<br /><br /><b>SID</b>: <i>*anoints Random's forehead with ashes*<br />MJ ~ Now a bankrupt filthy Irish catholic thank you very much!</i><br /><br />Has the Celtic Tiger lost its stripes?<br /><br />*places Irish dumpling in SID’s pot o’ broth*<br /><br />Does this mean no Crimbo pressie for me this year?<br /><br /><b>MITZI</b>: <i>I use to be a toll booth troll at the Humber Bridge. I was a lone worker and would ease the tedium by pretending to be in the red light district of Amsterdam with my very own window. I would lick my lips suggestively at the drivers and whisper "It's a tenner extra for anal" as I handed them their change.</i><br /><br />Is that how you were able to take early retirement?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78103792502459699582010-11-18T19:24:32.045-05:002010-11-18T19:24:32.045-05:00I use to be a toll booth troll at the Humber Bridg...I use to be a toll booth troll at the Humber Bridge. I was a lone worker and would ease the tedium by pretending to be in the red light district of Amsterdam with my very own window. I would lick my lips suggestively at the drivers and whisper "It's a tenner extra for anal" as I handed them their change.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72349983222150326892010-11-18T18:45:58.719-05:002010-11-18T18:45:58.719-05:00*anoints Random's forehead with ashes*
MJ ~ N...*anoints Random's forehead with ashes*<br /><br />MJ ~ Now a bankrupt filthy Irish catholic thank you very much!S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55512725782765654502010-11-18T18:24:04.661-05:002010-11-18T18:24:04.661-05:00Here's a good job: Plushie PornstarHere's a good job: <a href="http://dirtyboyvideo.com/promo/1709-1710plushie/?dcwid=128551" rel="nofollow">Plushie Pornstar</a>Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22567221131661282382010-11-18T18:07:28.458-05:002010-11-18T18:07:28.458-05:00DONN: During evenings when I was still in High Sch...<b>DONN</b>: <i>During evenings when I was still in High School I was a short order cook in a downtown bar filled with Prostitutes, Heroin addicts, Cokeheads, and Gangbangers. And those were just my co-workers! <br />I got home around 2am and slept through all of my classes so that I'd make it to work.</i><br /><br />Isn’t that how Anthony Bourdain got his start?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53005592547340688762010-11-18T17:12:27.671-05:002010-11-18T17:12:27.671-05:00During evenings when I was still in High School I ...During evenings when I was still in High School I was a short order cook in a downtown bar filled with Prostitutes, Heroin addicts, Cokeheads, and Gangbangers. And those were just my co-workers! <br /><br />I got home around 2am and slept through all of my classes so that I'd make it to work.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55518162432012772872010-11-18T16:46:09.968-05:002010-11-18T16:46:09.968-05:00RANDOM: I used to work as a fry cook at H. Salt Fi...<b>RANDOM</b>: <i>I used to work as a fry cook at H. Salt Fish & Chips. I used to come home reeking of fish. I hated Fridays during lent too. Damn Catholics. Ooops! Did I just say that out loud???</i><br /><br />Those filthy Irish Catholics are the worst.<br /><br />*casts sideways glance at SID*<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>I'm good at anticipating peoples needs before they know it themselves. And making people pay their bills.</i><br /><br />What are you going to do?<br /><br />Throw your Louboutins at them?<br /><br /><b>KARL</b>: <i>I'm guessing it would be considered inappropriate (considering the knowledge, I now have) to offer Roses a job?</i><br /><br />Introductions are in order first.<br /><br />Karl, Roses.<br /><br />Roses, Karl.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15414423082302600302010-11-18T16:18:58.883-05:002010-11-18T16:18:58.883-05:00I'm guessing it would be considered inappropri...I'm guessing it would be considered inappropriate (considering the knowledge, I now have) to offer Roses a job?Karlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18233754448811631284noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11542705928567269272010-11-18T16:03:35.743-05:002010-11-18T16:03:35.743-05:00I'm good at anticipating peoples needs before ...I'm good at anticipating peoples needs before they know it themselves. And making people pay their bills.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16219488916497084412010-11-18T15:09:39.249-05:002010-11-18T15:09:39.249-05:00I used to work as a fry cook at H. Salt Fish &...I used to work as a fry cook at H. Salt Fish & Chips. I used to come home reeking of fish. I hated Fridays during lent too. Damn Catholics. Ooops! Did I just say that out loud???Random Chickhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14845600890470354063noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83022323402512998302010-11-18T14:18:07.284-05:002010-11-18T14:18:07.284-05:00KAPI: Anything else need fluffing?
That got the h...<b>KAPI</b>: <i>Anything else need fluffing?</i><br /><br />That got the houseboys’ attention.<br /><br />There’s a queue forming as we speak.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78408794623950413062010-11-18T14:07:47.831-05:002010-11-18T14:07:47.831-05:00Anything else need fluffing?Anything else need fluffing?Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34935301901029372862010-11-18T13:55:44.955-05:002010-11-18T13:55:44.955-05:00You can fluff my pillows while you're here, XL...You can fluff my pillows while you're here, XL.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61755018706072406272010-11-18T13:54:18.957-05:002010-11-18T13:54:18.957-05:00@ Roses: That shower grout isn't going to clea...@ Roses: That shower grout isn't going to clean itself, you know!<br /><br />Did that work?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29238713280247434652010-11-18T13:53:14.814-05:002010-11-18T13:53:14.814-05:00KAPI: I was a model.
No, really. For a group of ot...<b>KAPI</b>: <i>I was a model.<br />No, really. For a group of other teen boys to sit around, sketching and painting me - in the middle of undressing.<br />The undressing part was the art teacher's idea. Hmmm.<br />There are few things less sexy than holding one pose for two hours solid in the middle of doing something that should take a few seconds.<br />And you know the thing about models sleeping with artists? I seem to have missed out on that one. Huh.</i><br /><br />What happened if you got a cramp?<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>I Went From Door-to-Door <br />Salesman...<br />To Apartment <br />House<br />Hustler...<br />Actually I never had a Worst job...<br />They’re all the worst job.<br />But each time I discover that someone else has a far more horrible occupation I say, “I love my job...I love my job...”</i><br /><br />And now you’re a truck stop trollop.<br /><br />Don’t you just love a happy ending?<br /><br /><b>KAPI</b>: <i>BTW, does the Cool Cookie have any examples of his art? They'd make a good Infomanic competition prize.</i><br /><br />Cookie, are you listening?<br /><br /><b>SID</b>: <i>Archaeologist ~ I uncovered the old relic that is MJ.</i><br /><br />You experienced the curse of my womb, er, tomb.<br /><br /><b>ROSES</b>: <i>Unfortunately, yes. I do have a habit of shagging the boss.<br />I'm trying not to make the same mistake at my new places of work.<br />What can I say? I like men who boss me about.</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ enjoys bossing you about as well.<br /><br />Fix me a drink, would you?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45000355439034795802010-11-18T13:48:27.032-05:002010-11-18T13:48:27.032-05:00Unfortunately, yes. I do have a habit of shagging ...Unfortunately, yes. I do have a habit of shagging the boss.<br /><br />I'm trying not to make the same mistake at my new places of work.<br /><br />What can I say? I like men who boss me about.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-6291646583077010072010-11-18T13:37:47.894-05:002010-11-18T13:37:47.894-05:00Archaeologist ~ I uncovered the old relic that is ...Archaeologist ~ I uncovered the old relic that is MJ.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25939263819577632032010-11-18T13:15:19.334-05:002010-11-18T13:15:19.334-05:00BTW, does the Cool Cookie have any examples of his...BTW, does the Cool Cookie have any examples of his art? They'd make a good Infomanic competition prize.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.com