tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3748174150526215376..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Go AwayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger40125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31230874470661326962009-06-05T10:42:09.289-04:002009-06-05T10:42:09.289-04:00LaDivaCUCINA: See you in the gutter.LaDivaCUCINA: See you in the gutter.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51891001698805454572009-06-05T10:28:46.939-04:002009-06-05T10:28:46.939-04:00LOL!!! Damn girl your comments are ALWAYS sure to...LOL!!! Damn girl your comments are ALWAYS sure to put a smile on me gob! Have a good weekend, dear! xxxxLaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47729146684385274372009-06-04T22:19:02.783-04:002009-06-04T22:19:02.783-04:00BAMATRAV: Mistress MJ is a busy woman.
She has ju...BAMATRAV: Mistress MJ is a busy woman.<br /><br />She has just returned from work, she has SATANIC CRAMPS FROM HELL and she has just put up a new post.<br /><br />She cannot be everywhere at once, you know!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1330202147847530062009-06-04T22:14:45.834-04:002009-06-04T22:14:45.834-04:00MJ , I love redwings, did you not know that. Why h...MJ , I love redwings, did you not know that. Why have you not been to my blog, taking my stellotos off to stroke your back with my tongue.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83501468368986939592009-06-04T21:53:32.938-04:002009-06-04T21:53:32.938-04:00SAVANNAH: of course, it had to be me, sugar! i'...SAVANNAH: <i>of course, it had to be me, sugar! i'm old and barren now! :~D xoxoxo<br />*setting a tall tequila sunrise next to you*<br />(y'all have to drink a different drink during these trying times, honey!)</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Tequila sunrise?<br /><br />*cues the Eagles and calls for another round*<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />KAZ: <i>Ther are advantages to being 'of a certain age'.</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Discount days at Tesco?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />VOICES: <i>*unloads custom built automatic tampon launcher in mj front yard* <br />its even got night vision to help you keep away the rabble when you are "resting"... <br />*waters plants before turning it on*</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Gimme that <a href="http://tinyurl.com/qb4yb/" rel="nofollow">Tampon Shooter</a>.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />LaDivaCUCINA: Welcome to Infomaniac!<br /><br />Both you AND Mr. Peenee all on one day?<br /><br />This is truly a red letter day!<br /><br /><br /><i>MJ, you have such a good time entertaining yourself don't you?!! I went to Heff's cuz I felt like slummin' Hey, even Divas slum every once in a while! I'm here aren't I?!</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />You were slummin’ it at Heff’s but by visiting Infomaniac you have hit rock bottom.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><i> What's with all the uncut no hair bears?</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />It takes all kinds here on Infomaniac.<br /><br />Be patient and observe.<br /><br /><br />Oh and did you notice that Anonymous Boxer is one of my bitches?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70212904725236946232009-06-04T18:05:53.297-04:002009-06-04T18:05:53.297-04:00MJ, you have such a good time entertaining yoursel...MJ, you have such a good time entertaining yourself don't you?!! I went to Heff's cuz I felt like slummin' Hey, even Divas slum every once in a while! I'm here aren't I?!<br /><br />What's with all the uncut no hair bears?LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48357914781145647762009-06-04T17:51:02.853-04:002009-06-04T17:51:02.853-04:00*unloads custom built automatic tampon launcher in...*unloads custom built automatic tampon launcher in mj front yard* <br /><br />its even got night vision to help you keep away the rabble when you are "resting"... <br /><br />*waters plants before turning it on*INNER VOICEShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09711910995629845274noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71814248626049260152009-06-04T16:24:09.315-04:002009-06-04T16:24:09.315-04:00Ther are advantages to being 'of a certain age...Ther are advantages to being 'of a certain age'.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74048607154213893552009-06-04T15:25:21.863-04:002009-06-04T15:25:21.863-04:00of course, it had to be me, sugar! i'm old and...of course, it had to be me, sugar! i'm old and barren now! :~D xoxoxo<br /><br />*setting a tall tequila sunrise next to you*<br /><br />(y'all have to drink a different drink during these trying times, honey!)savannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11369067932887620682009-06-04T14:43:15.861-04:002009-06-04T14:43:15.861-04:00BOXER: at least you have access to those FABULOUS...BOXER: <i> at least you have access to those FABULOUS 222's. </i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Fat lot of good THOSE do.<br /><br />Until they invent chewable Morphine, Mistress MJ suffers…<br /><br />BUT NOT IN SILENCE!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32694431772890120832009-06-04T14:34:12.548-04:002009-06-04T14:34:12.548-04:00at least you have access to those FABULOUS 222'...at least you have access to those FABULOUS 222's.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23591575898955744792009-06-04T14:09:32.108-04:002009-06-04T14:09:32.108-04:00MAGO: "Girl you thought it was a man, but it ...MAGO: <i>"Girl you thought it was a man, but it only was a MUFFIN!"<br />F.Z.<br />(have to sleep now, the nightshift is looming ... urg) </i><br /><br><br /><br><br />And the crux of the biscuit…<br /><br />Gute Nacht, Herr Mago.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br />AYEM8Y: <i>Perhaps a visit to the imperial embalmers might assuage the Divine one’s discomfort? Meanwhile Pirate is flogging the slaves and readying the royal barge for Mistresses migration to the summer palace. </i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Please assure that my fan bearers are in place.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35873057435349541252009-06-04T13:54:11.861-04:002009-06-04T13:54:11.861-04:00Perhaps a visit to the imperial embalmers might as...Perhaps a visit to the imperial embalmers might assuage the Divine one’s discomfort? Meanwhile Pirate is flogging the slaves and readying the royal barge for Mistresses migration to the summer palace.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75441364885720068292009-06-04T13:42:08.693-04:002009-06-04T13:42:08.693-04:00"Girl you thought it was a man, but it only w..."Girl you thought it was a man, but it only was a MUFFIN!"<br />F.Z.<br /><br />(have to sleep now, the nightshift is looming ... urg)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60158989994573308462009-06-04T13:16:11.253-04:002009-06-04T13:16:11.253-04:00SAVANNAH: Mistress MJ is not welcoming visitors to...SAVANNAH: <i>Mistress MJ is not welcoming visitors today.<br />seems y'all already have a visitor, sugar! xoxoxo</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />I wondered who would be first with that quip.<br /><br />*allows Savannah to mix me a cocktail*<br /><br /><br /><br />MAGO: <i>… Stückchen Brot in der Hand,,,,</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Are you sure that’s a Stückchen Brot in mein Hand?<br /><br />Perhaps it’s a “Brotleib”?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47620624437705106052009-06-04T12:37:50.312-04:002009-06-04T12:37:50.312-04:00"Es war einmal ein armes, kleines Mädchen, de..."Es war einmal ein armes, kleines Mädchen, dem war Vater und Mutter gestorben, es hatte kein Haus mehr, in dem es wohnen, und kein Bett mehr, in dem es schlafen konnte, und nichts mehr auf der Welt, als die Kleider, die es auf dem Leibe trug, und ein Stückchen Brot in der Hand, das ihm ein Mitleidiger geschenkt hatte; es war aber gar fromm und gut."Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85285385335037241062009-06-04T11:37:44.090-04:002009-06-04T11:37:44.090-04:00Mistress MJ is not welcoming visitors today.
seem...<i>Mistress MJ is not welcoming visitors today.</i><br /><br />seems y'all already have <i>a visitor,</i> sugar! xoxoxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8948725220182538832009-06-04T10:53:31.183-04:002009-06-04T10:53:31.183-04:00MAGO: Das arme Mädchen
I’m listening.
GARF...MAGO: <i> Das arme Mädchen</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />I’m listening.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />GARFY: <i> Fair dos.<br />I'm off for a nice curry. </i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Stay away from Ma Beastie’s Chickpea Curry being served at Café C in Dorchester.<br /><br />You’ll get the most foul case of explosive diarrhea.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />HEFF: <i> MJ, I always thought you WERE a satanic cramp....</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />*stomps on Heff…careful NOT to remove stiletto heels beforehand*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71184512674050240982009-06-04T10:43:29.014-04:002009-06-04T10:43:29.014-04:00MJ, I always thought you WERE a satanic cramp....MJ, I always thought you WERE a satanic cramp....Heffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13396114362826135207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21255213465185050052009-06-04T10:41:28.548-04:002009-06-04T10:41:28.548-04:00Das arme Mädchen
http://gutenberg.spiegel.de/?id=...Das arme Mädchen<br /><br />http://gutenberg.spiegel.de/?id=5&xid=969&kapitel=45&cHash=b2042df08bdasarmem#gb_foundAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-8729637310369079172009-06-04T10:40:04.154-04:002009-06-04T10:40:04.154-04:00Fair dos.
I'm off for a nice curry.Fair dos.<br /><br />I'm off for a nice curry.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9493250156702203702009-06-04T10:39:02.313-04:002009-06-04T10:39:02.313-04:00LEAH: Me too, MJ, me too.
You know how girls in s...LEAH: <i> Me too, MJ, me too.<br />You know how girls in sorority houses get their periods in synch? Do you think that's happening here on the interwebs?<br />what a scary thought. </i><br /><br><br /><br><br />What a coincidence!...<br /><br />BEAST is having his period too!<br /><br />*flings economy-size box of Kotex at Leah*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-39429531823493621222009-06-04T10:35:35.784-04:002009-06-04T10:35:35.784-04:00Me too, MJ, me too.
You know how girls in sororit...Me too, MJ, me too.<br /><br />You know how girls in sorority houses get their periods in synch? Do you think that's happening here on the interwebs?<br /><br />what a scary thought.Leahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14061893047279652658noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78895233910188916352009-06-04T10:34:37.450-04:002009-06-04T10:34:37.450-04:00DAMIEN: Damien runs around with a big bag of salt ...DAMIEN: <i>Damien runs around with a big bag of salt making a circle of protection around MJ whilst simultaneously laying out electric fence.<br />Buh-Bye !</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />It sounds more like you’re attempting to eradicate garden slugs!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />VICUS: <i>You may not want any visitors, but you have been visited by the Lords of Karma. Stop showing this filth and do some nice articles about keeping your house clean, or some recipes, or some moderate political comment.<br />This is not the first time that I have had to warn you about this.</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Mistress MJ has turned all the Lords of Karma into Houseboys.<br /><br />They are scrubbing her floors and preparing her tea as we speak.<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />XL & DAMIEN: XL is Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer.<br /><br />Everyone is eventually assigned a role around here and XL performs his task admirably.<br /><br />Mistress MJ has not yet decided how best to put Damien to use.<br /><br />Suggestions welcome.<br /><br /><br /><br /> <br /><br /><br /><br />MAGO: <i>Drops package with Ibuprofen (against paine), Mönchspfeffer (helps) and Johanniskraut (makes happy). <br />And a Duke Nukem cd. </i><br /><br><br /><br><br />YOU are all the Johanniskraut a girl could want.<br /><br />Now read me another story in Deutsch, bitte.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44099786960077292552009-06-04T10:33:38.414-04:002009-06-04T10:33:38.414-04:00BEAST: ****stuffs hot water bottle up Miss MJ'...BEAST: <i>****stuffs hot water bottle up Miss MJ's vest , sprinkles holy water and runs like hell****</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Do you see that tampon in my hand, Beast?<br /><br />*flings tampon at Beast’s head*<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />SCARLET: <i>Men really haven't got a clue.</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Shouldn’t that be a “Cluedo”?<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />KEVIN: <i>*ponders mr.peenee's choice*<br />yeah, you know what. I'm outta here. who knows what your "situashe" is going to produce.<br />byeeee</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Damn that <b>PEENEE</b>!<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><br />NWT: <i>And I came here looking for more tit pictures....<br />Are there Satanic Cramps From Heaven as well as from Hell?<br />Just curious.</i><br /><br><br /><br><br />Apparently Beast has arranged for divine intervention with his vial of holy water and Eroswings with his exorcism.<br /><br />Come back on Titty Tuesday if it’s boobage you seek.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com