tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post3704690934834666289..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Shenis EnvyThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger27125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67609439715721912972007-06-10T22:21:00.000-04:002007-06-10T22:21:00.000-04:00MYTOES: Email the Sheenis inventor! And report bac...MYTOES: Email the Sheenis inventor! And report back to us.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85295731475771990192007-06-10T18:15:00.000-04:002007-06-10T18:15:00.000-04:00Great invention. Can they write their names in the...Great invention. Can they write their names in the snow? Why gold?<BR/>What are they doing with them when not peeing?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78369098586082664482007-06-09T12:58:00.000-04:002007-06-09T12:58:00.000-04:00Um sureyeahthat's itUm sure<BR/><BR/>yeah<BR/><BR/>that's itCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17213597059248735612007-06-09T09:20:00.000-04:002007-06-09T09:20:00.000-04:00CYBERPETE: Like when I need a backscratcher?CYBERPETE: Like when I need a backscratcher?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-88145652949324978362007-06-09T04:38:00.000-04:002007-06-09T04:38:00.000-04:00Surefire extinguisherthat's it!Or just pull it out...Sure<BR/><BR/>fire extinguisher<BR/><BR/>that's it!<BR/><BR/>Or just pull it out of the purse on those special occationsCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17415380679071933192007-06-09T01:20:00.000-04:002007-06-09T01:20:00.000-04:00PISSOFF: I hope you're wearing steel-toed boots or...PISSOFF: I hope you're wearing steel-toed boots or hip waders.<BR/><BR/>Connie's mangina is a toxic waste dump.<BR/><BR/>AWA: It doubles as a truncheon so c'mon. Join us and give Connie a good thwack.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73151810104586584652007-06-09T01:11:00.000-04:002007-06-09T01:11:00.000-04:00I so want one of those now. If merely for shock v...I so want one of those now. <BR/><BR/>If merely for shock value, it would certainly be worth the money.Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49873423984806220502007-06-09T00:57:00.000-04:002007-06-09T00:57:00.000-04:00*knees Convict in mangina - then kicks SID just fo...*knees Convict in mangina - then kicks SID just for the hell of it*<BR/><BR/>I just couldn't resist.pissoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02507652867586105271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66000430341689454832007-06-09T00:54:00.000-04:002007-06-09T00:54:00.000-04:00CONNIE: *kicks Connie in the mangina*CONNIE: *kicks Connie in the mangina*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42646608642823760172007-06-08T22:18:00.000-04:002007-06-08T22:18:00.000-04:00The one stood at the toilet has man's knees and fe...The one stood at the toilet has man's knees and feet.<BR/><BR/>Must be MJAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44996256829939882372007-06-08T19:44:00.000-04:002007-06-08T19:44:00.000-04:00EDDIE: If we pluck your pubes one by one out of th...EDDIE: If we pluck your pubes one by one out of the plaster, it won't hurt as much as if we just give it one big rip.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4851482706308974972007-06-08T19:17:00.000-04:002007-06-08T19:17:00.000-04:00It was a fuckin' bitch and a half staying still wh...It was a fuckin' bitch and a half staying still while they made the cast of my cock. The plaster of paris made it itch like fuck an' all.Eddie Waringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950124311643686424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57168170622216923802007-06-08T18:32:00.000-04:002007-06-08T18:32:00.000-04:00MUTLEY: Vote for you? First I need to know your po...MUTLEY: Vote for you? <BR/><BR/>First I need to know your position on fitting microchips to wheelie bins and fortnightly rubbish collection.<BR/><BR/>SID: My bitch is back!<BR/><BR/>In your absence, I asked Knudsen to drop by to lick my shoes clean but now that you’re here, I’d prefer you to do my bidding.<BR/><BR/>Your tongue action is superior.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-37402569336947736202007-06-08T17:16:00.000-04:002007-06-08T17:16:00.000-04:00Talk about taking the piss!Next thing they will be...Talk about taking the piss!<BR/><BR/>Next thing they will be painting flowers on it.<BR/><BR/>Yes and for Gawds sake stand up woman and buy a different dress.<BR/><BR/>It looks like something MJ would buy.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44455872853564480292007-06-08T17:07:00.000-04:002007-06-08T17:07:00.000-04:00Its also possible this has some bizarre psycho-sex...Its also possible this has some bizarre psycho-sexual meaning - did anyone think og that?? Blogpower voting is on.... follow the link on my blog to vote for me...I am being crushed by the forces of reaction at the moment...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85120309698597370922007-06-08T15:25:00.000-04:002007-06-08T15:25:00.000-04:00CYBERPETE: Other uses for the Shenis? Like a fire ...CYBERPETE: Other uses for the Shenis? <BR/><BR/>Like a fire extinguisher, perhaps?<BR/><BR/>KNUDSEN: Men are worth having around if they do my bidding.<BR/><BR/>I'll make you a nice cup of tea if you'll lick my shoes clean. <BR/><BR/>CONNIE: If I could have a penis, it would have to be considerably larger than yours.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64514296183648946822007-06-08T15:13:00.000-04:002007-06-08T15:13:00.000-04:00MJ has penis envyMJ has penis envyAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55292460920672379852007-06-08T14:48:00.000-04:002007-06-08T14:48:00.000-04:00Why are weemen so insecure? as long as they can ma...Why are weemen so insecure? as long as they can make a nice cup of tea and satisfy my lustful needs they are worth having around, gingers will of course be judged on a case by case basis.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68472054009400588752007-06-08T14:20:00.000-04:002007-06-08T14:20:00.000-04:00The device has other uses as well I am sure.The device has other uses as well I am sure.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47845494450516582622007-06-08T11:20:00.000-04:002007-06-08T11:20:00.000-04:00HE: Oh blow it out your urethra!HE: Oh blow it out your urethra!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44703054345347639892007-06-08T11:08:00.000-04:002007-06-08T11:08:00.000-04:00Hrrumph!My word Madame. I do not approve of anythi...Hrrumph!<BR/>My word Madame. I do not approve of anything that tampers with the natural order of micturition. <BR/><BR/>Regardless of such scientific advances availing themselves to the fairer sex, the pursuit of 'happy penis' should be best left in the capable hands of the Gentlemen down at the Club. <BR/><BR/>We are not amused.<BR/>Good Day to you Madame!!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38146567222264618702007-06-08T10:20:00.000-04:002007-06-08T10:20:00.000-04:00PIGGY: Oh, wot’s this? Is this the blogger formerl...PIGGY: Oh, wot’s this? Is this the blogger formerly known as John formerly known as Piggy? What alias will you be assuming NEXT week?<BR/><BR/>This woman was obviously about to break out into the Austrian Schuhplattler dance to liven up the otherwise ho-hum pishing experience. Hence the bent knees.<BR/><BR/>JJ: Spot on! <BR/><BR/>If she really wanted to pish like a man, she’d look at the ceiling to ensure accuracy of aim.<BR/><BR/>K8: <BR/>Call and they'll come to you <BR/>Smiling and covered with dew <BR/>Vegetables dream, <BR/>Vegetables dream, <BR/>Vegetables dream, <BR/>Of responding to you.<BR/>- Frank Zappa, “Call Any Vegetable”<BR/><BR/>CB: Please inform us when you post pics (and a video) of this on your blog.<BR/><BR/>TICKERS: But it’ll fit in that little shitbox car of yours. <BR/><BR/>And isn’t a car just a big purse on wheels?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2028667850679867542007-06-08T10:10:00.000-04:002007-06-08T10:10:00.000-04:00That's not going to fit in my hand bag.That's not going to fit in my hand bag.Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42908528679877480892007-06-08T07:48:00.000-04:002007-06-08T07:48:00.000-04:00Ooh, i SO need one of those! When we compete in h...Ooh, i SO need one of those! When we compete in head races all the blokes can stand up before the race and pee out the boat, but us lassies either have to hold it or pee on oursleves. I'm totally going to get a shenis. I can't wait to see the looks on the other rowers' faces when i stand up in the boat and pee out the side!!!!!Moominmamahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11750304448922417139noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70291148197959582212007-06-08T06:49:00.000-04:002007-06-08T06:49:00.000-04:00Having your fanny tickled by vegetation while you ...Having your fanny tickled by vegetation while you pee isn't necessarily a bad thing...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com