tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post2597743114735856104..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: High Maintenance Queen CompetitionThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger47125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24463842807025463282009-12-09T10:03:06.549-05:002009-12-09T10:03:06.549-05:00LA DIVA CUCINA: Jill has raised the bar on high ma...<b>LA DIVA CUCINA</b>: Jill has raised the bar on high maintenance!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24663353825959838102009-12-08T17:56:25.821-05:002009-12-08T17:56:25.821-05:00Well, well, well, looky what La Diva's missed!...Well, well, well, looky what La Diva's missed! As long as I have my al-kee-hol, I am NOT high maintenance!<br /><br />But, darlings, I really HATE living up to your expectations so I would vote for JILL!!! She be bitch number one royal dowager empress in high maintenance!!!LaDivaCucinahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06000430029590301972noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22828513122316247482009-12-08T08:45:27.323-05:002009-12-08T08:45:27.323-05:00AYEM8Y: You could have been a contender!<b>AYEM8Y</b>: You could have been a contender!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18563824216929224322009-12-08T00:35:43.916-05:002009-12-08T00:35:43.916-05:00Upon morning IV resuscitation from my hyperbaric t...Upon morning IV resuscitation from my hyperbaric tube, I’m wheeled into the beauty chamber where I receive youthful injections made from the essence of boys then wrapped in mudpacks infused with yak placenta, sheep urine and bee venom. <br /><br />From there I’m rolled onto a table where I receive life giving blood transfusions from small infants mixed with vodka. Then it’s off to my couturier and some sort of creation involving rare extinct animal plumage and human skin. <br /><br />Make-up vault is next where an army of trained clinicians pluck, preen and powder me within an inch of my life. Then I’m off in a ambulance to have lunch with the ladies that involves loads of alcohol and amino acids for nutrition.<br /><br />Then it’s back to the hyperbaric chamber and the whole process starts anew for dinner time…<br /><br />I know, I know I am disqualified. I just thought you might enjoy a glimpse into my simple daily routine.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-40577185591339727352009-12-07T23:06:53.050-05:002009-12-07T23:06:53.050-05:00BITCHES: Thanks to everyone who entered and commen...<b>BITCHES</b>: Thanks to everyone who entered and commented.<br /><br />We’ll soon have the final five contestants posted!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69968253960243116102009-12-07T22:44:56.234-05:002009-12-07T22:44:56.234-05:00I'm the only cop who has a maid. 'nuff sai...I'm the only cop who has a maid. 'nuff said.Lord Bogglerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459657440975194707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31479971770326774452009-12-07T18:46:14.004-05:002009-12-07T18:46:14.004-05:00weekly professional massages so I can glide about ...weekly professional massages so I can glide about in three inch stilettos on a daily basis; daily remedial from husband. Need to know more? Visit my blog. There's a reason it's called smalltown adultery.Elliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10637001710961200469noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85706240345703947072009-12-07T18:25:27.887-05:002009-12-07T18:25:27.887-05:00I'd really like to participate in your quaint ...I'd really like to participate in your quaint contest but I don't like to keep Soo Yee waiting at the nail bar...Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24565992440865279212009-12-07T17:21:54.076-05:002009-12-07T17:21:54.076-05:00I think you need to extend the deadline - anyway I...I think you need to extend the deadline - anyway I am banned as usual. Also what is it with America or wherever you live having a different timezone? Change to UK time it suits me better - you will all get used to it soon enough...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74003763118707599162009-12-07T15:46:12.595-05:002009-12-07T15:46:12.595-05:00I'm low maintenance.
The lower the better.I'm low maintenance.<br /><br />The lower the better.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30765840758237622542009-12-07T15:01:20.027-05:002009-12-07T15:01:20.027-05:00*faints**faints*CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-27981322115743440352009-12-07T15:00:04.390-05:002009-12-07T15:00:04.390-05:00Absolutely!
A glass of red would be lovel.. *aaaa...Absolutely!<br /><br />A glass of red would be lovel.. *aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!*<br /><br />WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DON'T MIX COCKTAILS!?!<br /><br />I *NEED* a gin martini!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30253884078916541712009-12-07T14:57:20.602-05:002009-12-07T14:57:20.602-05:00I'm not really high maintenance. I just need e...I'm not really high maintenance. I just need everything to go my way or someone gets hurt really bad.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5126295438448278982009-12-07T14:53:27.532-05:002009-12-07T14:53:27.532-05:00Cyberpete, sweetie, I don't mix cocktails, I j...Cyberpete, sweetie, I don't mix cocktails, I just open the bottle.<br /><br />I gave up waiting for you to be bartender and opened a bottle of red.<br /><br />Want some? <br /><br />Mago?Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7833736065278946932009-12-07T14:04:47.173-05:002009-12-07T14:04:47.173-05:00FN - skip this Benadryl-poison and have some Benze...FN - skip this Benadryl-poison and have some Benzedrine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4347180572596977012009-12-07T12:38:43.033-05:002009-12-07T12:38:43.033-05:00How very dare you Roses!
Now fetch me a cocktail,...How very dare you Roses!<br /><br />Now fetch me a cocktail, stat!CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70192014407725331542009-12-07T12:12:18.837-05:002009-12-07T12:12:18.837-05:00I thought about entering this for maybe one second...I thought about entering this for maybe one second before I decided not to associate myself with anything so declasse'. Me? I mean, really, me? I mean this blog is tacky. Look at this blog. The color scheme simply screams 'catatonia'. And whats that horrible smell IS THAT YOU? WHO'S WEARING OLD SPICE? OH MY GOD IS THAT OLD SPICE? I SMELL LIME! Sweet sainted mother of Kylie Minogue *takes out purse-sized Febreeze and brandishes it about like a fire extinguisher* Hello, indoor air pollution anybody? Oh pissbiscuits; does anyone have a Benadryl? Oh wonderful now I'm getting HIVES look at my arms I'm getting HIVES OH NOW MY LIFE IS TOTALLY COMPLETE I HAVE HIVES OH GREAT! JUST GREAT! Well I'm ready for my closeup now aren't I? I can feel my throat swelling shut I swear to God COME ON WITH THE BENADRYL PEOPLE; I KNOW SOMEONE HAS SOME heaven knows you're all ready to whip out the poppers and condoms at a moments notice in this sinkhole COME ON, AND A BOTTLED WATER TOO PLEASE no I do not want a glass of water, is that TAP WATER? HELLO? CANADIAN TAP WATER? REALLY? REALLY????? *slaps glass out of houseboy's hand and collapses into tears* Nobody worry about me! I'll just find myself a dirty old corner and curl up and suffocate to death on department store aftershave fumes, don't mind me! *snif* just lay me out right here on the downmarket berber OH LORDY WHAT IN THE NAME OF GUMBY AND POKEY IS UP WITH THIS CARPET? Is this a color found in nature? Do you raise puppies? What is this color? We need to talk about this color. Well we would except my trachea is closing. COULD WE SNAP IT UP WITH THE BENADRYL LADIES? AND A CASCADE SPRINGS? And a slice of lemon?FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82442248116771228002009-12-07T11:07:45.662-05:002009-12-07T11:07:45.662-05:00BOGGLER: Welcome to Infomaniac!
Did someone menti...<b>BOGGLER</b>: Welcome to Infomaniac!<br /><br />Did someone mention <a href="http://cakefarts.com/" rel="nofollow">cake</a>?<br /><br /><b>BITCHES</b>: Mistress MJ is away for the rest of day shopping for Christmas pressies for The Houseboys.<br /><br />Please refrain from disorderly conduct in her absence.<br /><br />Continue on with your entries.<br /><br />So far, it appears that CyberPete should be voted “Most Desperate to be Queen”.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70640822257157022822009-12-07T10:52:08.250-05:002009-12-07T10:52:08.250-05:00May*May*Lord Bogglerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459657440975194707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24483318365334424562009-12-07T10:51:10.262-05:002009-12-07T10:51:10.262-05:00@XL thanks for the heads up. and its boggler not b...@XL thanks for the heads up. and its boggler not blogger haha. Well Mistress, my I have a "Welcome Aboard" cake?Lord Bogglerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459657440975194707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81723062088437316622009-12-07T10:48:49.704-05:002009-12-07T10:48:49.704-05:00@ The Blogger: It is traditional for newbies to as...@ The Blogger: It is traditional for newbies to ask Mistress MJ for a "Welcome Aboard" cake.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25470333182333408052009-12-07T10:42:13.635-05:002009-12-07T10:42:13.635-05:00Muhahahaha!!Witness the acendence of the Boggler, ...Muhahahaha!!Witness the acendence of the Boggler, ye degenerate fools! No longer am I a sulking Anon! I am confusion personifide!! Kneel!! If that is okay with you, Mistress MJ....Lord Bogglerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04459657440975194707noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22899220336373001452009-12-07T10:38:54.821-05:002009-12-07T10:38:54.821-05:00High maintenance? I am worth it, but don't wan...High maintenance? I am worth it, but don't want to cause inconvenience ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21619222850728037872009-12-07T10:15:27.642-05:002009-12-07T10:15:27.642-05:00ANONYMOUS: p.s. Your sulking qualifies you as high...ANONYMOUS: p.s. Your sulking qualifies you as high maintenance.<br /><br />Perhaps you'll win the sticky notes!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18003891269991102472009-12-07T10:01:14.017-05:002009-12-07T10:01:14.017-05:00BITCHES: I shall return at day's end to tally ...BITCHES: I shall return at day's end to tally up the results. You'll vote Tuesday on whatever Mistress MJ deems the top five entries.<br /><br />ANONYMOUS: As you can see, Mistress MJ didn't respond to any of her REGULAR bitches previously, let alone YOU. Obviously, Mistress MJ is too busy to deal with ANY of you today, hence her silence thus far.<br /><br />Now stop sulking, give yourself a name other than Anonymous, and join in if you wish...as long as you refrain from sulking.<br /><br />You may call me Mistress MJ.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com