tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post2560105412640355994..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Keeping Up AppearancesThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger30125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64202589726534306052014-07-01T12:12:41.475-04:002014-07-01T12:12:41.475-04:00See...I told you that yelling, "Get outta my ...See...I told you that yelling, "Get outta my house!" would come in handy.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14725173145026457292014-06-30T12:35:18.897-04:002014-06-30T12:35:18.897-04:00EROS: The ants are under control, I’m pleased to r...EROS: The ants are under control, I’m pleased to report.<br /><br />Not only do you have good home entertaining tips, your park bench suggestions are tip-top too.<br /><br />May I send my guests over to your place whilst I contemplate my tinfoil hat creation?<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32802430681229423552014-06-30T12:34:54.405-04:002014-06-30T12:34:54.405-04:00MAGO: You are lucky that Mistress MJ is not a mind...MAGO: You are lucky that Mistress MJ is not a mind reader.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34401610289376555322014-06-30T12:12:33.848-04:002014-06-30T12:12:33.848-04:001. Thanks for the shout out!
2. Pests suck! I wis...1. Thanks for the shout out! <br />2. Pests suck! I wish you well in your war! I hope you (or a reputable pest controller) finds and annihilates all their nests. <br />3. I've learned to put my bag and/or umbrella/walking stick and have even spilled some water/soda on the park bench to keep the bench all to myself! Selfish? Yes; but I'm free from the filthy, cell phoned, rude masses!<br />4. I'm brainstorming ideas for IDV's tinfoil hat competition in between paperwork and chores and activities...luckily, I'm not entertaining any guests in the foreseeable future.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-75020969888733983002014-06-30T07:06:25.584-04:002014-06-30T07:06:25.584-04:00 ... nno, I resist the temptation to comment on th... ... nno, I resist the temptation to comment on this ...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3444256265683308202014-06-30T04:14:35.028-04:002014-06-30T04:14:35.028-04:00NORMA: I’ll smear my arse with Cookie’s appetitzer...NORMA: I’ll smear my arse with Cookie’s appetitzer and let the crowd go wild!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-63311030604152677892014-06-30T04:13:55.555-04:002014-06-30T04:13:55.555-04:00COOKIE: What was it Dr. Frasier Crane once said? O...COOKIE: What was it Dr. Frasier Crane once said? Oh yes…<br /><br />“Yes, I’ll have a non-fat, decaf latte, please. Oh, what the hell? Look, make it a full-fat mocha with extra whipped cream. What the hell, put a slice of bacon on it!”<br /><br />Do you serve these as an appetizer before you serve Cookie’s Momma Koblentz’s Sweet and Sour <a href="http://tinyurl.com/pmmyhp2/" rel="nofollow">Brisket</a>?<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2210894358339984962014-06-30T04:12:59.463-04:002014-06-30T04:12:59.463-04:00LX: Did you get up and dance?LX: Did you get up and dance?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87672027687323854622014-06-30T00:12:10.332-04:002014-06-30T00:12:10.332-04:00i think mistress' ass would fit on top of that...i think mistress' ass would fit on top of that cart,<br />making it the perfect place to get plowed.<br /><br />who needs hor d'oeuvres!normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79761836832486593822014-06-30T00:10:04.381-04:002014-06-30T00:10:04.381-04:00i love you, but i'll pass.i love you, but i'll pass.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7856003295163400002014-06-29T20:30:11.944-04:002014-06-29T20:30:11.944-04:00My favorite cocktail food can be made again after ...My favorite cocktail food can be made again after a several year absence because RITZ now has Bacon flavored Ritz! 1) Empty one orange marmalade jar into a mixing bowl, and add two shots of tabasco, mix well. Add anymore and you will ruin this. 2) Take one package of Philadelphia Brand cream cheese and place it on the center of a flat bottom serving dish. 3) Scrap the marmalade from the bowl onto the cream cheese. Let it drip and fall down the block on its own. 3) Serve with bacon crackers. Seriously - this sound gross but it is to die for. I guarantee that your guests will gobble this up. You should only have the slightest essence of tabasco. The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-16336946193430886422014-06-29T19:12:53.255-04:002014-06-29T19:12:53.255-04:00The cats and I watched this version last night.The cats and I watched <a href="http://viewpure.com/hgp2wvhzp9k" rel="nofollow">this version</a> last night.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32355569748024622522014-06-29T18:41:46.861-04:002014-06-29T18:41:46.861-04:00MAGO: You sound a lot like Gloria Gaynor.MAGO: You sound a lot like <a href="http://tinyurl.com/afxe3pa/" rel="nofollow">Gloria Gaynor</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-90757108365015632702014-06-29T18:41:31.490-04:002014-06-29T18:41:31.490-04:00PEENEE: You’re gay enough?
You said it, Mary.PEENEE: You’re gay enough?<br /><br />You <i>said</i> it, Mary.<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-23019843561928514002014-06-29T18:41:12.138-04:002014-06-29T18:41:12.138-04:00MR. DeVICE & MAGO: Could you be referring to “...MR. DeVICE & MAGO: Could you be referring to “nodal?”<br /><br />Nodal is a secretory (ick) protein in humans.<br /><br />Unicorn poo is looking good in comparison.<br />The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4712863553619990552014-06-29T18:40:51.126-04:002014-06-29T18:40:51.126-04:00ANITIA MOORECOCK: Where did I leave my stickers?ANITIA MOORECOCK: Where did I leave my <a href="http://tinyurl.com/mj6598r/" rel="nofollow">stickers</a>?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25241718414062545122014-06-29T17:00:13.224-04:002014-06-29T17:00:13.224-04:00& something with alu.& something with alu.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-13676512763707574352014-06-29T16:59:24.531-04:002014-06-29T16:59:24.531-04:001. Survive.
2. Pay.
3. Website.
4. Drink.
5. Survi...1. Survive.<br />2. Pay.<br />3. Website.<br />4. Drink.<br />5. Survive.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-83368327706901664142014-06-29T16:56:44.341-04:002014-06-29T16:56:44.341-04:00Noodle ?Noodle ?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-284887286826061572014-06-29T15:12:30.139-04:002014-06-29T15:12:30.139-04:00Today is Gay Pride in San Francisco and I'm tr...Today is Gay Pride in San Francisco and I'm trying to hide from it. It's sort of overwhelming, and besides, I'm already gay enough.<br /><br />Thinking aluminum foil.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13361948301941861890noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7994781492513737052014-06-29T13:23:59.717-04:002014-06-29T13:23:59.717-04:002010 model (I don't know what a nodel is).2010 <b>m</b>odel (I don't know what a nodel is).Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82106613658978250492014-06-29T13:23:02.543-04:002014-06-29T13:23:02.543-04:001. Going to work while Inexcuseable and her husban...1. Going to work while Inexcuseable and her husband have the week off. Ugh.<br /><br />2. Clearing up unicorn poo. It seems one of the blighters has found it's way into the shed and doesn't want to leave.<br /><br />3. Trying to find a turquoise strapless frock and gold hostess trolley to replicate the scene above.<br /><br />4. Also trying to find time to buy and construct a tinfoil chapeau as my 2010 nodel is hideously out of date!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2332253332841350702014-06-29T11:33:44.623-04:002014-06-29T11:33:44.623-04:00I adore the name you gave your coochie " revo...I adore the name you gave your coochie " revolving door of hospitality". Probably more appropriate for my Mistress, but if the pump fits. Happy entertaining Anitia Moorecockhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03631025256092261984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55848375930946530782014-06-29T10:07:51.292-04:002014-06-29T10:07:51.292-04:00LX: Or I could just shove it up her arse.LX: Or I could just shove it up her arse.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53064616182807387482014-06-29T10:02:30.656-04:002014-06-29T10:02:30.656-04:00There are ways to deal with that. If I may quote R...There are ways to deal with that. If I may quote Richard Nixon: "but that would be <a href="http://www.nola.com/traffic/index.ssf/2014/05/florida_man_who_jammed_cell_ph.html" rel="nofollow">wrong</a>."LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com