tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post2404772020129325002..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Thanksgiving GayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33891679032193941662011-11-24T22:19:55.339-05:002011-11-24T22:19:55.339-05:00NATIONS: I TOTALLY HAVE! Except it was black elect...<b>NATIONS</b>: <i>I TOTALLY HAVE! Except it was black electricians' tape. My kids still have issues with it, but grandchildren don't even seem to notice anymore.</i><br /><br />You should have “CAUTION” tape over those torpedos!<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>I got clocked at number 1.<br />"1. IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM ON YOU."<br />Which I misread as, "1. IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM IN YOU."<br />Because I'm a cum guzzling gutter slut.<br />*Stickers when Grandma asks, "Would you like some dressing with gravy?"*<br />Happy Thanksgiving!</i><br /><br />Do you wear a t-shirt that says “cum guzzling gutter slut?”<br /><br />Or is it just common knowledge?<br /><br /><b>AYEM8Y</b>: <i>Came back to correct *Stickers with *Snickers.<br />And to avoid an unhappy Thanksgiving by having been the 13th commenter.</i><br /><br />Being the 13th commenter is the new “Yay! First!”<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Marilyn Manson was not man enough for Dita, so I don't give a damn on his blabbing.</i><br /><br />She’s available after splitting with her French aristocrat, if you’re interested.<br /><br /><b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i>I'm not gay; I shot my first turkey today! <br />Folks were a bit startled in the frozen foods aisle though...<br />btw: nice rules list</i><br /><br />You’ve become entirely too butch.<br /><br /><b>THOMBEAU</b>: <i>He might have added "If you've never owned a Marilyn Manson album".</i><br /><br />That makes me a gay man!<br /><br /><b>NURSEMYRA</b>: <i>After reading #23 it all makes sense</i><br /><br />How is that marvelous son of yours, anyway?<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>smiths and no bankheads?</i><br /><br />He needs to rethink this entire list.<br /><br /><b>MAGO</b>: <i>Screw that Manson bloke, I always prefer Freddie.</i><br /><br />Yay!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43755815550536981652011-11-24T19:49:37.006-05:002011-11-24T19:49:37.006-05:00Screw that Manson bloke, I always prefer Freddie.Screw that Manson bloke, I always prefer <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KbqMD29qi58" rel="nofollow">Freddie</a>.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71510197135506274412011-11-24T15:46:31.672-05:002011-11-24T15:46:31.672-05:00smiths and no bankheads?smiths and no bankheads?normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73153583623154435182011-11-24T15:40:41.759-05:002011-11-24T15:40:41.759-05:00After reading #23 it all makes senseAfter reading #23 it all makes senseAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10037220564978393222011-11-24T15:00:27.453-05:002011-11-24T15:00:27.453-05:00He might have added "If you've never owne...He might have added "If you've never owned a Marilyn Manson album".Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48805634688641130032011-11-24T13:39:10.132-05:002011-11-24T13:39:10.132-05:00This comment has been removed by the author.Thombeauhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14610129742797260253noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-35230513735979043822011-11-24T13:09:06.903-05:002011-11-24T13:09:06.903-05:00I'm not gay; I shot my first turkey today!
F...I'm not gay; I shot my first turkey today! <br /><br />Folks were a bit startled in the frozen foods aisle though...<br /><br />btw: nice rules listMichael Guyhttp://troublespots.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77625636204997361942011-11-24T12:55:46.000-05:002011-11-24T12:55:46.000-05:00Marilyn Manson was not man enough for Dita, so I d...Marilyn Manson was not man enough for Dita, so I don't give a damn on his blabbing.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73398475580972780512011-11-24T12:50:33.556-05:002011-11-24T12:50:33.556-05:00Came back to correct *Stickers with *Snickers.
An...Came back to correct *Stickers with *Snickers.<br /><br />And to avoid an unhappy Thanksgiving by having been the 13th commenter.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-60907384138486028532011-11-24T12:45:43.507-05:002011-11-24T12:45:43.507-05:00I got clocked at number 1.
"1. IF YOU GET SO...I got clocked at number 1.<br /><br /><i>"1. IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM ON YOU."</i><br /><br />Which I misread as, "1. IF YOU GET SOMEONE ELSE'S SPERM <i>IN</i> YOU."<br /><br />Because I'm a cum guzzling gutter slut.<br /><br />*Stickers when Grandma asks, "Would you like some dressing with gravy?"*<br /><br />Happy Thanksgiving!ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-4387839459613636382011-11-24T12:28:15.927-05:002011-11-24T12:28:15.927-05:00I TOTALLY HAVE! Except it was black electricians&...I TOTALLY HAVE! Except it was black electricians' tape. My kids still have issues with it, but grandchildren don't even seem to notice anymore.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-47831999772641084452011-11-24T11:43:51.567-05:002011-11-24T11:43:51.567-05:00NATIONS: I know for a fact you’ve done #27.<b>NATIONS</b>: I know for a fact you’ve done #27.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87293357882291323822011-11-24T11:31:39.009-05:002011-11-24T11:31:39.009-05:00*rears elegant, cranberry-smeared head, then dives...*rears elegant, cranberry-smeared head, then dives back in for some....stuffing*<br /><br />I've always thought of myself as the most completely satisfied transvestite ever born. I am proud to say that I don't even know who the fucking Smiths are, aside from hearing the name in passing c.1980-something. Morissey ditto. I get skleege everywhere which only means I'm an enthusiastic eater/skleeger. According to this, I'm a straight man. Tell ya what, though...if I had a nickel for every time I got caught doing #23...FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-24375454713115303502011-11-24T11:17:20.988-05:002011-11-24T11:17:20.988-05:00MITZI: I was recently onboard The Star Princess en...<b>MITZI</b>: <i>I was recently onboard The Star Princess enjoing an eastern Mediterranean cruise with American/Canadian company, so I was able to sample american fare and observe their ways. Sucatash anyone? <br />It's the life of a shirtlifter for me. With my hedonistic gay lifestyle consisting of stage musicals, visiting antiques shops and 24 hour amyl nitrite fuelled sauna parties, it's a wonder I have time to blog.<br />You're in good lesbian company MJ, eminent muff divers include: Moira Stewart, Pam St Clement, Patricia Routledge and Samantha Fox.</i><br /><br />I wasn’t aware that Pam St. Clement is lesbian despite the way she puts the “butch” in Pat Butcher.<br /><br />Now I have a troubling image of Pat and Dot between the dirty sheets at the launderette.<br /><br />Anyway, I’m getting sick of wearing these sensible shoes and have a craving for cock so enough of this lesbian talk.<br /><br />Shall we skip off to Billy Elliot at the Victoria Palace together?<br /><br /><b>TB</b>: <i>I guess that I'm not. It doesn't include reading "Pride and Prejudice" and imagining what Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley would look like 69ing on the billards table.</i><br /><br />That’s quite a lot of balls on the table, isn’t it?<br /><br /><b>VON LX</b>: <i>"how does an American celebrate Thanksgiving in Germany?"<br />This Texan celebrated with Thanksgiving dinner at the Hard Rock Cafe in Berlin. Very good roast turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, dressing, cranberries.<br />I declined the broccoli though. Broccoli? Really?</i><br /><br />Would you have preferred Brussels sprouts?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68380742907729503872011-11-24T08:46:39.349-05:002011-11-24T08:46:39.349-05:00"how does an American celebrate Thanksgiving ..."how does an American celebrate Thanksgiving in Germany?"<br /><br />This <i>Texan</i> celebrated with Thanksgiving dinner at the Hard Rock Cafe in Berlin. Very good roast turkey, gravy, mashed potatoes, dressing, cranberries.<br /><br />I declined the broccoli though. Broccoli? Really?LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-51373086518484989652011-11-24T07:58:50.384-05:002011-11-24T07:58:50.384-05:00I guess that I'm not. It doesn't include ...I guess that I'm not. It doesn't include reading "Pride and Prejudice" and imagining what Mr. Darcy and Mr. Bingley would look like 69ing on the billards table.TBnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74406155609217179742011-11-24T07:27:03.657-05:002011-11-24T07:27:03.657-05:00I was recently onboard The Star Princess enjoing a...I was recently onboard The Star Princess enjoing an eastern Mediterranean cruise with American/Canadian company, so I was able to sample american fare and observe their ways. Sucatash anyone? <br /><br />It's the life of a shirtlifter for me. With my hedonistic gay lifestyle consisting of stage musicals, visiting antiques shops and 24 hour amyl nitrite fuelled sauna parties, it's a wonder I have time to blog.<br /><br />You're in good lesbian company MJ, eminent muff divers include: Moira Stewart, Pam St Clement, Patricia Routledge and Samantha Fox.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-292399703291069462011-11-24T05:03:05.568-05:002011-11-24T05:03:05.568-05:00WALLY: I am first & I am gay
Are you in a 12-...<b>WALLY</b>: <i>I am first & I am gay</i><br /><br />Are you in a 12-step programme?<br /><br /><b>WALLY</b>: <i>Oh, and don't even get me started about Michael Stipe....<br />That relationship was the first & only time I thought about going straight!<br />Enjoy your Fish!...</i><br /><br />I’ve ordered the <a href="http://tinyurl.com/d2ludc5/" rel="nofollow">Kipper Surprise</a>.<br /><br /><b>SAVANNAH</b>: <i>well, i'm not first, so i guess i'll go back and really read the post.</i><br /><br />Care to join Ms. Nations and I for a threesome?<br /><br /><b>VON LX</b>: <i>Much relieved that "IF YOU HAVE EVER OWNED TOP GUN ON DVD" isn't on the list!</i><br /><br />Are you sure about #13?<br /><br />While you’re here, how does an American celebrate Thanksgiving in Germany?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-92213353187347047222011-11-24T00:44:40.308-05:002011-11-24T00:44:40.308-05:00Much relieved that "IF YOU HAVE EVER OWNED TO...Much relieved that "IF YOU HAVE EVER OWNED <i>TOP GUN</i> ON DVD" isn't on the list!LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30463475860939041042011-11-23T22:28:18.046-05:002011-11-23T22:28:18.046-05:00well, i'm not first, so i guess i'll go ba...well, i'm not first, so i guess i'll go back and really read the post. xoxooxosavannahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04310843901371718758noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66385596428519905982011-11-23T22:24:39.343-05:002011-11-23T22:24:39.343-05:00Oh, and don't even get me started about Michae...Oh, and don't even get me started about Michael Stipe....<br />That relationship was the first & only time I thought about going straight!<br /><br />Enjoy your Fish!...designing wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48519843986902532502011-11-23T22:22:30.786-05:002011-11-23T22:22:30.786-05:00I am first & I am gayI am first & I am gaydesigning wallyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13003391063934306188noreply@blogger.com