tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post1898815000487872983..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Office ToysThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger34125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10353777112483955052007-10-10T00:57:00.000-04:002007-10-10T00:57:00.000-04:00You unruly bastards! I can’t turn my back on this ...You unruly bastards! I can’t turn my back on this blog for an instant without you sullying its contents! Tatas, I see that in the absence of your own blog, you’ve taken over MINE. Dirty bitch. I am stunned to see that the others are encouraging your bad behaviour. Connie, control your bitch. And SID is right, Tatas. That tattoo looks like it’s on your freshly-spanked arse. Maybe Connie HAS been trying to discipline you after all. Smunty, you’re starting to sound like SID with that girlish giggle. Most unbecoming in a so-called Viking. Piggy, come on over and wax my snatch. SID, you can supervise Piggy. Come closer to inspect. *hopes SID gets a pube stuck in his teeth*. FN, my Cowboy Curtis wants to play Brokeback Mountain with YOUR Cowboy Curtis. And Chaucer’s Bitch? You can get your trebuchet <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/yuo5t8/" REL="nofollow">here</A>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62426904661565449032007-10-09T19:09:00.000-04:002007-10-09T19:09:00.000-04:00Did you get a discount because the tattooist was s...Did you get a discount because the tattooist was still training?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-58272058991412900732007-10-09T18:40:00.000-04:002007-10-09T18:40:00.000-04:00Sorry It's a butterflySorry It's a butterflyTatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076261560698172018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45793498257383596922007-10-09T18:39:00.000-04:002007-10-09T18:39:00.000-04:00Here goes (don't be saddened by it)My Nan died on ...Here goes (don't be saddened by it)<BR/><BR/>My Nan died on the 4th Nov last year and I inherited a broach that I've had put into the design of my tat in memory of her. I had it done on her Birthday 1st July this year.Tatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076261560698172018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55664218109303126302007-10-09T18:28:00.000-04:002007-10-09T18:28:00.000-04:00And what, pray tell, is it?A butterfly?A bird?And what, pray tell, is it?<BR/><BR/>A butterfly?<BR/><BR/>A bird?S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14418448673937431872007-10-09T18:24:00.000-04:002007-10-09T18:24:00.000-04:00Cheeky fuck, it's a fresh one and I have no regret...Cheeky fuck, it's a fresh one and I have no regrets what so ever, looking forward to the next one (If Connie allows me)Tatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076261560698172018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-66519053560406831492007-10-09T18:21:00.000-04:002007-10-09T18:21:00.000-04:00It's still a bit red...is it fresh or have you bee...It's still a bit red...is it fresh or have you been trying to scrub it away?S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10601909345139152032007-10-09T18:15:00.000-04:002007-10-09T18:15:00.000-04:00SID: No it's on my left shoulder. If it looks like...SID: No it's on my left shoulder. If it looks like it's on my ass then your dreaming buddy or you need glasses.<BR/>Silly twat.Tatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076261560698172018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52944626881189914522007-10-09T18:09:00.000-04:002007-10-09T18:09:00.000-04:00Lazy bastards aren't they?Is that tattoo on yer ar...Lazy bastards aren't they?<BR/><BR/>Is that tattoo on yer arse?S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41644683516408161162007-10-09T18:03:00.000-04:002007-10-09T18:03:00.000-04:00Oh come on.Connie signs out and the only one helpi...Oh come on.<BR/><BR/>Connie signs out and the only one helping me is SID. Keep up bitches.Tatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076261560698172018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-14173506277197713572007-10-09T17:54:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:54:00.000-04:00P&T: I don't listen to anyone else but myself.Conn...P&T: I don't listen to anyone else but myself.<BR/><BR/>Connie loves Tata's bread pudding with all that extra CREAM.<BR/><BR/>*licks lips*Tatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076261560698172018noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15910851338949119902007-10-09T17:38:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:38:00.000-04:00What about a mouldy creme brulee?What about a mouldy creme brulee?S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34629899146523194372007-10-09T17:20:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:20:00.000-04:00I imagine her crack resembles bread pudding.Out of...I imagine her crack resembles bread pudding.<BR/><BR/>Out of date bread pudding.<BR/><BR/>Very.<BR/><BR/>*wonders if the draught blows pretty green spores into the atmosphere*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-87159533610002646832007-10-09T17:16:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:16:00.000-04:00Doesn't soaking in milk soften crusts?Oh yes, that...Doesn't soaking in milk soften crusts?<BR/><BR/><BR/>Oh yes, that's bread pudding.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-21397242782830634032007-10-09T17:14:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:14:00.000-04:00Cheeky twat. HER, obviously.It might help to chis...Cheeky twat. HER, obviously.<BR/><BR/>It might help to chisel off the overlaying crust first, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-73260628679544477412007-10-09T17:04:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:04:00.000-04:00You or her?You or her?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-12977136434430691292007-10-09T17:00:00.000-04:002007-10-09T17:00:00.000-04:00Well I've heard a wash would be a good start.Well I've heard a wash would be a good start.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67544621503602586832007-10-09T16:58:00.000-04:002007-10-09T16:58:00.000-04:00You seem to be the expert.Maybe she needs to use W...You seem to be the expert.<BR/><BR/>Maybe she needs to use Wash and Go?Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81910601177708447402007-10-09T16:47:00.000-04:002007-10-09T16:47:00.000-04:00It's stubble, Connie.Silver stubble.Split ends too...It's stubble, Connie.<BR/><BR/>Silver stubble.<BR/><BR/>Split ends too.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2713602582937104892007-10-09T16:23:00.000-04:002007-10-09T16:23:00.000-04:00MJ hasn't got pubes. So she says.MJ hasn't got pubes. So she says.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18034986674199946632007-10-09T15:18:00.000-04:002007-10-09T15:18:00.000-04:00teeheeET Pinhead.teehee<BR/><BR/>ET Pinhead.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20708831302501561192007-10-09T15:12:00.000-04:002007-10-09T15:12:00.000-04:00*Laffs**Laffs*S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70984622809914524772007-10-09T14:54:00.000-04:002007-10-09T14:54:00.000-04:00Tatas darling, dont listen to that mong. He only ...Tatas darling, dont listen to that mong. He only ever tells half of what it should be.<BR/><BR/>Rip out her eyes AND each of her silvery grey pubes one by one.<BR/><BR/>Slowly.<BR/><BR/>Then....<BR/><BR/>Insert matchsticks into each of the open pores on her cellulite thighs, the acne craters on her neck chin and face, then send her out for halloween in the guise of 'PinHead' from 'Hellraiser' to scare all the kiddies.<BR/><BR/>She probably scares them anyway (fave word), but it'll enhance their terror.<BR/><BR/>Especially with that neck making her appear like ET PinHead!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30747502553478592612007-10-09T14:40:00.000-04:002007-10-09T14:40:00.000-04:00"Just wait poTATAS will be up and running shortly...."Just wait poTATAS will be up and running shortly."<BR/><BR/>*Away hopefully*<BR/><BR/><BR/>Yay!!<BR/><BR/>Rip her eyes out poTATAS!S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69601811640155014952007-10-09T13:23:00.000-04:002007-10-09T13:23:00.000-04:00desk toys? pfh.loaded .45, baby, cocked and locked...desk toys? pfh.<BR/>loaded .45, baby, cocked and locked.<BR/><BR/>*bites end off cigar, spits, adjusts balls, farts*<BR/><BR/>actually, that's in my nightstand. next to my copy of Penthouse Variations 6 and my Cowboy Curtis action figure (with rare removable hat!)<BR/><BR/>you think I am lying.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.com