tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post1783624861565284626..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Sorrowful SundayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger35125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55308224453208249072008-03-03T15:39:00.000-05:002008-03-03T15:39:00.000-05:00LORD T: Sending me a pic of your bare bottom would...LORD T: Sending me a pic of your bare bottom would cheer me up tremendously.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-38933216714042324142008-03-03T13:51:00.000-05:002008-03-03T13:51:00.000-05:00That is sad %(I wish that there was something that...That is sad %(<BR/>I wish that there was something that I could do to cheer you up.<BR/>Something legal anyway.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3201569207418879742008-03-03T08:46:00.000-05:002008-03-03T08:46:00.000-05:00CONAN: Hello Conan Drumm and your lovely Irish bum...CONAN: Hello Conan Drumm and your lovely Irish bum.<BR/><BR/>Simnel was Knudsie's instructor at the Killamory jet fighter school.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-64481623188539490912008-03-03T08:32:00.000-05:002008-03-03T08:32:00.000-05:00Oh, Simnel cake. I remember that.Btw, was it named...Oh, Simnel cake. I remember that.<BR/><BR/>Btw, was it named for one of Cromwell's genocidal maniacs that Knudie fought with?Conan Drummhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12377667084973491628noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-9195395374974735582008-03-03T08:04:00.000-05:002008-03-03T08:04:00.000-05:00BBB: I’ve only just weaned myself off EastEnders.O...BBB: I’ve only just weaned myself off EastEnders.<BR/><BR/>One day at a time.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2531092619802417222008-03-03T04:43:00.000-05:002008-03-03T04:43:00.000-05:00A what cake? I imagine I'm not the first to ask th...A what cake? I imagine I'm not the first to ask this. <BR/>And Corriemelation Street - rots your brain. Don't do it.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59021753371877953862008-03-02T21:29:00.000-05:002008-03-02T21:29:00.000-05:00GEO: If it's true that men marry women that remind...GEO: If it's true that men marry women that remind them of their mothers, that means your ma is like Maidy.<BR/><BR/>So no thanks.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74861329419696270572008-03-02T18:54:00.000-05:002008-03-02T18:54:00.000-05:00You can have mine.You can have mine.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22644320532706306622008-03-02T18:08:00.000-05:002008-03-02T18:08:00.000-05:00DINAH: I'm dubious about IVD's claim that there's ...DINAH: I'm dubious about IVD's claim that there's such a thing as mini Mr Kipling Battenburgs.<BR/><BR/>I'm almost certain Dev's Corner Shop doesn't stock them.<BR/><BR/>T-BIRD: Would you like to sample IVD's "Spotted Dick"?<BR/><BR/>IVD: See comments to Dinah and T-Bird.<BR/><BR/>KNUDSEN: I've a nice fresh birch switch here if you'd like to revisit your past.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-79224323789660218672008-03-02T17:19:00.000-05:002008-03-02T17:19:00.000-05:00Father Flanagan's Boys' HomeAh the brutal memories...<I>Father Flanagan's Boys' Home</I><BR/><BR/>Ah the brutal memories are flooding back. 3 floggings a day whether we needed it or not.Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-41060137618902832282008-03-02T16:10:00.000-05:002008-03-02T16:10:00.000-05:00Good gods! I've just got home from visitng The Mo...Good gods! I've just got home from visitng The Mother and realised that I didn't get any simnel cake!! The horror! And I love marzipan, too.<BR/><BR/>I did, however, come away with a box of six mini Mr Kipling Battenburgs.<BR/><BR/>(To reuse an old unfunny phrase) Marzipan is for life, not just Christmas/Easter/Mother's Day etc.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50720938843040923002008-03-02T16:03:00.000-05:002008-03-02T16:03:00.000-05:00Hugs for MJ! Guys, we don't get Corrie over here -...Hugs for MJ! <BR/><BR/>Guys, we don't get Corrie over here - let alone Eastenders. It's our way of distancing ourselves from the Empire. <BR/><BR/>Simnel cake's active ingredient is Marzipan? I'm going to catalogue that in *untouchable* right next to most of English cusine. Black pudding indeed.Miss Smuggershamhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14206572373676151684noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1553142445079133592008-03-02T15:54:00.000-05:002008-03-02T15:54:00.000-05:00I frequently judge how Brit something is by whethe...I frequently judge how Brit something is by whether or not I've seen it on Coronation Street.Dinahhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01656786749947858948noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17461590694722090132008-03-02T15:35:00.000-05:002008-03-02T15:35:00.000-05:00KNUDSEN: Poor you? Poor ME! I don't even remember ...KNUDSEN: Poor you? Poor ME! I don't even remember me Da. I was a wee baby when he died.<BR/><BR/>Did they send you to Father Flanagan's Boys' Home?<BR/><BR/>Were you raised on gruel?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-18071124329021742482008-03-02T14:32:00.000-05:002008-03-02T14:32:00.000-05:00I am a poor wee orphan my mammy she is dead, my da...I am a poor wee orphan my mammy she is dead, my daddy was a drunkard and wouldn't buy me bread, I sit beneath the window and hear the organ play, and bless my poor wee mammy whose underneath the clay.<BR/><BR/>Thanks for the dooner, I'm off to *hug* me mammy.<BR/><BR/>*horizontally*Old Knudsenhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05939476225847425724noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-57927507958060735852008-03-02T12:56:00.000-05:002008-03-02T12:56:00.000-05:00MAIDY: Who do you think I learned all THAT from?*s...MAIDY: Who do you think I learned all THAT from?<BR/><BR/>*stares hole through Maidy's shirt*<BR/><BR/>KAPI: That chocolate sandwich is the reverse of an oreo cookie, isn't it?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-42116706946535849542008-03-02T12:05:00.000-05:002008-03-02T12:05:00.000-05:00Simnel cake? Never tried it. Not sure what a simne...Simnel cake? Never tried it. Not sure what a simnel is either.<BR/><BR/>Have a <A HREF="http://bangkokparlour.blogspot.com/2007/07/thailand-skin-colour-and-voice.html" REL="nofollow">chocolate sandwich</A> instead. O lucky MJ.Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-54240369751434163612008-03-02T10:25:00.000-05:002008-03-02T10:25:00.000-05:00bitch piss whine moanWaaah waaah fucking waaah.Gla...bitch <BR/><BR/>piss <BR/><BR/>whine <BR/><BR/>moan<BR/><BR/>Waaah waaah fucking waaah.<BR/><BR/>Glad to see some things aren't changing.<BR/><BR/>word verif: zolta ... I like that word.Maidyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09552795753236139244noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-46044745844194838282008-03-02T10:00:00.000-05:002008-03-02T10:00:00.000-05:00BETTY: Does this mean I have to massage Beast's fe...BETTY: Does this mean I have to massage Beast's feet?<BR/><BR/>Geoff is my light onto the wacky world of Britdom. Well both of you are, really.<BR/><BR/>I think you're ALL mad.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-77369085871665733002008-03-02T09:43:00.000-05:002008-03-02T09:43:00.000-05:00I'd not heard of simnel cake before I met Geoff. ...I'd not heard of simnel cake before I met Geoff. Mind you, his mother is mad.<BR/><BR/>I think these days buying your mum chocolates for Mother's Day just isn't enough. You're supposed to pay for her to spend a week getting her feet massaged in a Swiss health clinic, or something like that.Bettyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11296810448779372875noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19933145073904180272008-03-02T09:38:00.000-05:002008-03-02T09:38:00.000-05:00GEOFF: Don’t fret about your mum’s health.Tomorrow...GEOFF: Don’t fret about your mum’s health.<BR/><BR/>Tomorrow there’ll be a headline in the Daily Mail that shouts BRITISH SCIENTISTS DISCOVER CURE FOR DIABETES! LOWER YOUR CHOLESTEROL AT THE SAME TIME! AND STILL EAT TRIFLE!<BR/><BR/>I suppose she’s already read <A HREF="http://tinyurl.com/37x8r6/" REL="nofollow">this</A>.<BR/><BR/>BINGOWINGS: Are you orphaned too?<BR/><BR/>*weeps again*<BR/><BR/>*weeps more at the thought of Angelina or Madonna as my mummy*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53610046773724445612008-03-02T09:00:00.000-05:002008-03-02T09:00:00.000-05:00Perhaps MJ, you and Frobi and I shall get lucky an...Perhaps MJ, you and Frobi and I shall get lucky and get adopted by Angelina Jolie...<BR/><BR/>hell, I'll even settle for Madonna...eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67936579370023034482008-03-02T08:59:00.000-05:002008-03-02T08:59:00.000-05:00No simnel cake for my mum. She's doing so well con...No simnel cake for my mum. She's doing so well controlling her diabetes and her cholesterol tablets have just been upped...<BR/><BR/>"Don't get old, Geoff" she told me.<BR/><BR/>She's gone to my sisters for a meal for six. She's taking a gravy boat, a tureen, a trifle and a copy of the Daily Mail with her. No kitchen sink, though.Geoffhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00340519450159428760noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1948259017430783802008-03-02T08:52:00.000-05:002008-03-02T08:52:00.000-05:00MeanieMeanieCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-7987093771229259172008-03-02T08:44:00.000-05:002008-03-02T08:44:00.000-05:00FROBI: Maybe Beast will be your mummy too.Or Piggy...FROBI: Maybe Beast will be your mummy too.<BR/><BR/>Or Piggy and Tazzy could adopt us and we'll go to live in their house in Barnsley with Piggy as our mummy and Tazzy as our daddy.<BR/><BR/>No wait. SID's my daddy.<BR/><BR/>Whatever will become of us?<BR/><BR/>*mixes a chocolate martini for Frobi and cries again*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.com