tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post1760529406941221868..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Spa DayThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82936881358204530092010-04-19T23:17:22.062-04:002010-04-19T23:17:22.062-04:00“Meanwhile over at the tranquility bath, Ayem8y (l...<i>“Meanwhile over at the tranquility bath, Ayem8y (left) and Miss kabuki zero exchange words …”</i><br /><br />You simply must see my hairdresser, I DETEST whoever does yours.ayeM8yhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07258615853099164514noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78450685613403199232010-04-19T21:14:09.639-04:002010-04-19T21:14:09.639-04:00BEAST: Anyone wanting a firm massage ??? I will ju...<b>BEAST</b>: <i>Anyone wanting a firm massage ??? I will jump up and down on ya till I hear bones crack..........Its very relaxing<br />***sniggers*** </i><br /><br />What’s that smell?<br /><br />Oh, hello Beast.<br /><br /><b>CYBERPOOF</b>: <i>Oh my!<br />HRH 'Pete had his appointment at Elizabeth Ardens for his Spring Spa day yesterday. <br />Have a good one. I see Miss Scarlet is offering her services with a stick of butter. I wish you luck with that.<br />I'm off lounging on my chaise with a bottle of Moet and Caviar.</i><br /><br />We’ll be hearing more from Miss Scarlet and her butter treatment later.<br /><br /><b>IVD</b>: <i>Why, Mr Peenee's beautiful! <br />Now, does the spa have any depilatories to remove that fine down around his shoulders and cuffs?</i><br /><br />Mr. Peenee DOES have a certain je ne sais quoi.<br /><br />I just don’t know what it is.<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>i just had the hair waxed out of my ears so now i can finally hear what you're saying.</i><br /><br />Wait ‘til I get out the Velva cream!<br /><br /><b>MICHAEL GUY</b>: <i>"Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone..."<br />[exits dressing room in a swish of chiffon]</i><br /><br />Key word “swish”.<br /><br />No bone?<br /><br />Oh honey, Mistress MJ wants bone.<br /><br /><b>MANUEL</b>: <i>I need a shave....well you know that....you've seen the photos.....heh</i><br /><br />Don’t change a hair for me<br />Not if you care for meThe Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62854934870236684412010-04-19T18:43:37.306-04:002010-04-19T18:43:37.306-04:00I need a shave....well you know that....you've...I need a shave....well you know that....you've seen the photos.....hehManuelhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16333257013163173911noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86977130374890502982010-04-19T16:52:41.208-04:002010-04-19T16:52:41.208-04:00"Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Z..."Our new one-piece lace foundation garment. Zips up the back and no bone..."<br /><br />[exits dressing room in a swish of chiffon]Michael Guyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11939701498074991413noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-3624954226787520202010-04-19T12:55:46.053-04:002010-04-19T12:55:46.053-04:00i just had the hair waxed out of my ears so now i ...i just had the hair waxed out of my ears so now i can finally hear what you're saying.normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-71918587664563272072010-04-19T12:42:33.583-04:002010-04-19T12:42:33.583-04:00Why, Mr Peenee's beautiful!
Now, does the s...Why, Mr Peenee's beautiful! <br /><br />Now, does the spa have any depilatories to remove that fine down around his shoulders and cuffs?Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91671961632269974182010-04-19T12:33:44.326-04:002010-04-19T12:33:44.326-04:00Oh my!
HRH 'Pete had his appointment at Eliza...Oh my!<br /><br />HRH 'Pete had his appointment at Elizabeth Ardens for his Spring Spa day yesterday. <br /><br />Have a good one. I see Miss Scarlet is offering her services with a stick of butter. I wish you luck with that.<br /><br />I'm off lounging on my chaise with a bottle of Moet and Caviar.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-48582028653304195332010-04-19T11:54:25.418-04:002010-04-19T11:54:25.418-04:00Anyone wanting a firm massage ??? I will jump up a...Anyone wanting a firm massage ??? I will jump up and down on ya till I hear bones crack..........Its very relaxing<br />***sniggers***BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-86036309211127303272010-04-19T11:45:07.293-04:002010-04-19T11:45:07.293-04:00XL: I will be interested in one of Miss Scarlet...<b>XL</b>: <i>I will be interested in one of Miss Scarlet's treatments if there is a low-fat alternative to butter offered.</i><br /><br />Arse-nic, apparently!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84011162115174355652010-04-19T11:06:04.521-04:002010-04-19T11:06:04.521-04:00SCARLET: Ah, I'd never use bleach. It was an a...<b>SCARLET</b>: <i>Ah, I'd never use bleach. It was an ancient organic homeopathic treatment championed by Elizabeth I - arsenic.</i><br /><br />ARSE-nic.<br /><br />Teehee.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20895178196241106832010-04-19T10:39:55.558-04:002010-04-19T10:39:55.558-04:00Ah, I'd never use bleach. It was an ancient or...Ah, I'd never use bleach. It was an ancient organic homeopathic treatment championed by Elizabeth I - arsenic.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25993265196442793342010-04-19T10:14:55.428-04:002010-04-19T10:14:55.428-04:00SCARLET: The notorious Bubbles Devere?
She’s behi...<b>SCARLET</b>: The notorious Bubbles Devere?<br /><br />She’s behind in her payments! Is THAT why you’re seeking employment elsewhere?<br /><br />And are YOU the one responsible for her anal bleaching?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78082970434324906562010-04-19T10:01:02.428-04:002010-04-19T10:01:02.428-04:00One very happy client.
Sx<a href="http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00391/littlebritain_682_391888a.jpg" rel="nofollow">One very happy client</a>.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31324714762512856392010-04-19T09:44:50.947-04:002010-04-19T09:44:50.947-04:00EROS: I'm here for a haircut...and the free fo...<b>EROS</b>: <i>I'm here for a haircut...and the free food.</i><br /><br />I hope you like double egg salad on white toast.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i> Oh how Marvelous,<br />That should be just the ticket...<br />An "Up Do" please, and a daquri bucket thankyou...<br />Something Festive and fabulous for the nails I think... Do you have a "Blodshot Red" to mach my eyes? </i><br /><br />How about something from Opi’s new <a href="http://tinyurl.com/yexcrc8/" rel="nofollow">Alice in Wonderland</a> collection?<br /><br /><b>MR. PEENEE</b>: <i>I KNEW you would recognize that line.</i><br /><br />I’m wearing cha cha heels as we speak!<br /><br />And furthermore…<br /><br />"I wouldn't suck your lousy dick if I was suffocating and there was oxygen in your balls!"<br /><br /><b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>*looks down scuffing feet*<br />This one thought you would include him at the shoe shine stand Mistress......<br />Slave Damien *sighs*</i><br /><br />We just assumed you were too busy worshipping at the feet of Sir David Attenborough.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>I would like to be a beauty therapist and would be happy to practice on the Infomaniac clientele.<br />I can do amazing things with warm dung, medical bandages, butter and milk. I'm only charging £300 for 30 minutes. Bargain!</i><br /><br />Your prowess with dung and a pound of butter is all well and good but do you have a knack for gossip?<br /><br />And may we have a list of your previous clientele?<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Why These 4 have had a lovely time a the spa...</i><br /><br />Candidates for The Hair Hall of Fame!<br /><br /><b>BOXER</b>: <i>ru-roh, I only brought Vodka. After an "incident" in my youth, I no longer recognize the existance of Daiquiri's.</i><br /><br />Mistress MJ could say that about <i>any</i> alcoholic beverage but she never let that stop her.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-15819949702066496792010-04-19T09:08:01.029-04:002010-04-19T09:08:01.029-04:00ru-roh, I only brought Vodka. After an "inci...ru-roh, I only brought Vodka. After an "incident" in my youth, I no longer recognize the existance of Daiquiri's.Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-55739237710740797692010-04-19T08:59:08.868-04:002010-04-19T08:59:08.868-04:00Why These 4 have had a lovely time a the spa...Why <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yGjfzu3Gz20&feature=related" rel="nofollow">These 4</a> have had a lovely time a the spa...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43515698409428946182010-04-19T03:25:22.032-04:002010-04-19T03:25:22.032-04:00I would like to be a beauty therapist and would be...I would like to be a beauty therapist and would be happy to practice on the Infomaniac clientele.<br />I can do amazing things with warm dung, medical bandages, butter and milk. I'm only charging £300 for 30 minutes. Bargain!<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74191017948578970362010-04-19T02:47:37.915-04:002010-04-19T02:47:37.915-04:00*looks down scuffing feet*
This one thought you w...*looks down scuffing feet*<br /><br />This one thought you would include him at the shoe shine stand Mistress......<br /><br /><br /><br />Slave Damien *sighs*Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20893436923997159432010-04-19T00:32:18.386-04:002010-04-19T00:32:18.386-04:00I KNEW you would recognize that line.I KNEW you would recognize that line.mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85716370047385308182010-04-19T00:12:25.552-04:002010-04-19T00:12:25.552-04:00Oh how Marvelous,
That should be just the ticket....Oh how Marvelous,<br /><br />That should be just the ticket...<br /><br />An "Up Do" please, and a daquri bucket thankyou...<br /><br />Something Festive and fabulous for the nails I think... Do you have a "Blodshot Red" to mach my eyes?Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11319446009840690092010-04-19T00:08:32.719-04:002010-04-19T00:08:32.719-04:00I'm here for a haircut...and the free food.I'm here for a haircut...and the free food.eroswingshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06678990077292314028noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-82430742588388167442010-04-18T23:48:36.136-04:002010-04-18T23:48:36.136-04:00XL: 1st
I could use a spa day.
But YOU’RE in cha...<b>XL</b>: <i> 1st<br />I could use a spa day.</i><br /><br />But YOU’RE in charge of towel fluffing!<br /><br /><b>MR. PEENEE</b>: <i> Could somebody run and get me a double egg salad on white toast?</i><br /><br />Why?<br /><br />Are you having female trouble?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-29732336636488348632010-04-18T23:41:43.894-04:002010-04-18T23:41:43.894-04:00Could somebody run and get me a double egg salad o...Could somebody run and get me a double egg salad on white toast?mrpeeneehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05206554819014030083noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17476186385590227952010-04-18T22:53:45.887-04:002010-04-18T22:53:45.887-04:001st
I could use a spa day.1st<br /><br />I could use a spa day.LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com