tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post1668150757582899392..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating ServiceThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger36125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-91299454336475564332008-06-26T10:16:00.000-04:002008-06-26T10:16:00.000-04:00DAISY: We can just follow the scent of Ma Beastie'...DAISY: We can just follow the scent of Ma Beastie's chickpea curry to his doorstep.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-11009131345869926762008-06-26T06:14:00.000-04:002008-06-26T06:14:00.000-04:00mj...you give me more credit than i deserve...i do...mj...you give me more credit than i deserve...i do not have beast's phone number...he is an elusive beast after all...Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52590370005400941722008-06-26T01:04:00.000-04:002008-06-26T01:04:00.000-04:00DAISY: Could one of those "unsuspecting men" be BE...DAISY: Could one of those "unsuspecting men" be BEAST?<BR/><BR/>DONNNNN: Tricks?<BR/><BR/>How dare you assume that the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service is THAT kind of agency?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-45476315676410425132008-06-26T00:26:00.000-04:002008-06-26T00:26:00.000-04:00I heard that one of her disgruntled 'tricks' pushe...I heard that one of her disgruntled 'tricks' pushed her into a vat of Necrotizing Fasciitis (flesh-eating disease) but it didn't take.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31634295246355369312008-06-25T19:20:00.000-04:002008-06-25T19:20:00.000-04:00she must be a ted nugent roadie with all that anim...she must be a ted nugent roadie with all that animal stuff and no shirt...however i didn't see a tail...<BR/><BR/>i have nothing to offer her except perhaps a few phone numbers of unsuspecting men...:)Daisyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15190578784452773984noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-32624929815293412422008-06-25T18:18:00.000-04:002008-06-25T18:18:00.000-04:00GARFY: All you need now is a big ole blonde fright...GARFY: All you need now is a big ole blonde fright wig and a couple o' watermelons stuffed down your blouse.<BR/><BR/>You gotta take this show on the road.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-65606370411061425912008-06-25T17:52:00.000-04:002008-06-25T17:52:00.000-04:00Brandine, Brandine, Brandine, BrandineIm begging o...Brandine, Brandine, Brandine, Brandine<BR/>Im begging of you please dont take my man<BR/>Brandine, Brandine, Brandine, Brandine<BR/>Please dont take him just because you can<BR/>Your boob job is beyond compare<BR/>With flaming locks of auburn hair<BR/>With orange skin and eyes of emerald green<BR/>Your girth is like a breath of spring<BR/>Your breath is rank like boiled sheeps brain<BR/>And I cannot compete with you, Brandine<BR/><BR/>He talks about you in his sleep<BR/>Theres nothing I can do to keep<BR/>From crying when he calls your name, Brandine<BR/><BR/>And I can easily understand<BR/>How you could easily take my man<BR/>But you dont know what he means to me, Brandine<BR/><BR/>Brandine, Brandine, Brandine, Brandine<BR/>Im begging of you please dont take my man<BR/>Brandine, Brandine, Brandine, Brandine<BR/>Please dont take him just because you cangarferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67294507115656447552008-06-25T17:38:00.000-04:002008-06-25T17:38:00.000-04:00GARFY: I'll soon be on hols.Donn has turned me dow...GARFY: I'll soon be on hols.<BR/><BR/>Donn has turned me down but perhaps you would like to write copy for me in my absence?<BR/><BR/>You have a wonderful turn of phrase.<BR/><BR/>MAGO: Funny, she doesn't look German.<BR/><BR/>Except for the pork knuckles.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-31775392295164454902008-06-25T17:35:00.000-04:002008-06-25T17:35:00.000-04:00Brandine is my next door neighbor. She's most time...Brandine is my next door neighbor. She's most times friendly, some of her friends are a little sinister.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85488717218723036532008-06-25T17:29:00.000-04:002008-06-25T17:29:00.000-04:00The sylph like Brandine has a full service history...The sylph like Brandine has a full service history and has had only 50 careful owners. A good little runner, she puts the vroom in your broom and will rattle your dipstick.<BR/><BR/>Brandine's tank requires regular topping up, but the lustful purr from her big bore motor will satisfy your wildest desires.<BR/><BR/>Available for spares or repair. A potential future classic with (freak) show potential.<BR/><BR/>$1 or nearest offer secures.garferhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11886540088842849166noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61916761119000854592008-06-25T17:22:00.000-04:002008-06-25T17:22:00.000-04:00CYBERPOOF: Speaking of water ballet, did you ever ...CYBERPOOF: Speaking of water ballet, did you ever manage to learn to swim without the use of water wings?<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Is it anything like a Nations/burrito related incident?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-84360216194681108172008-06-25T17:05:00.000-04:002008-06-25T17:05:00.000-04:00MJ you wouldn't want to go in the lav after a Bran...MJ you wouldn't want to go in the lav after a Brandine /curry related incidentBEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-5931750182712645912008-06-25T16:01:00.000-04:002008-06-25T16:01:00.000-04:00Oh and does water balletOh and does water balletCyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2116502460704733202008-06-25T15:39:00.000-04:002008-06-25T15:39:00.000-04:00Brandine is a psychology major. In her spare time ...Brandine is a psychology major. In her spare time she works at a homeless shelter and eats as much mexican food as she can get.CyberPetehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08162744785244322710noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-69961526033185508792008-06-25T14:01:00.000-04:002008-06-25T14:01:00.000-04:00HERGE: And a sheep dip.KAZ: Pucker up, doll face.HERGE: And a sheep dip.<BR/><BR/>KAZ: Pucker up, doll face.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-62916287478095976362008-06-25T13:46:00.000-04:002008-06-25T13:46:00.000-04:00I'll pass on this one - whatever she is.As you kno...I'll pass on this one - whatever she is.<BR/>As you know I only do lesbian when Michelle Pfeiffer's involved.<BR/><BR/>Except for snogging you dear.KAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20788349531380728212008-06-25T13:22:00.000-04:002008-06-25T13:22:00.000-04:00See Brandine is a classy lady, you've just got to ...See Brandine is a classy lady, you've just got to treat her right... i'd treat her with some very strong disinfectant.Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25384356013622427132008-06-25T13:11:00.000-04:002008-06-25T13:11:00.000-04:00HERGE: I misread “dyke tyke” as “dyke trike” and t...HERGE: I misread “dyke tyke” as “dyke trike” and thought she was trying to ride you.<BR/><BR/>DIVA: A bra model, eh?<BR/><BR/>I thought maybe they used her gazongas as molds to make cupholders for semi trucks.<BR/><BR/>Those 7-11 Slurpees just keep getting bigger and bigger, you know.<BR/><BR/>TATAS: Something is making you feverish and particularly chatty today.<BR/><BR/>Do you have hoof and mouth?<BR/><BR/>RANDOM: I have a friend with 501 troll dolls. <BR/><BR/>Is he going to be miffed when he reads this.<BR/><BR/>MATTHEW: Yes, she would but I warned her…<BR/><BR/>Once you go black, you never go back.<BR/><BR/>BOXER: But if she’s into yoga and has half a brain, she’s blown it.<BR/><BR/>HERGE: “YOU HAVE GREAT BOOBS”.<BR/><BR/>With those four words you’ve captured the essence (or is that Marmite I smell?) of a true first impression dating scenario.<BR/><BR/>IVD: If it’s a scrawny man she’s after, you would be well advised to bolt the door.<BR/><BR/>BEAST: Brandine would slim down in a hurry…<BR/><BR/>after a plate of Ma Beastie’s chickpea curry!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-10341296018518187452008-06-25T12:57:00.000-04:002008-06-25T12:57:00.000-04:00***leaving a trial of pies and donuts to lure Bran...***leaving a trial of pies and donuts to lure Brandine to the Beasts Lair****<BR/><BR/>Is Brandine the before model for any dieting company ad ???BEASThttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15428640137434521072noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-61393532837825302732008-06-25T12:56:00.000-04:002008-06-25T12:56:00.000-04:00Brandine is a nuclear physicist by day and the sup...Brandine is a nuclear physicist by day and the superheroine Zebra Girl by night. Except on Tuesday evenings when she helps out at the homeless shelter.<BR/>She likes wood effect veneer but dislikes actual wood veneer - she says it's sinister.<BR/>She has several hobbies including allowing small planets to orbit her and chinese aphrodisiac cooking.<BR/>She's looking for a scrawny man who can hold his breath for a long time - In case he gets trapped in one of her fat folds.Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30375004456819761232008-06-25T12:55:00.000-04:002008-06-25T12:55:00.000-04:00Brandine is a multi- transexual and former spice g...Brandine is a multi- transexual and former spice girl tribute band member (she was a more well endowed baby spice). <BR/><BR/>Today she cleans gun barrels with her tongue (pictured) and plays host to a nest of gerbils (pictured). <BR/><BR/>She likes the work of Balzac and drinks anything made of liquid. <BR/><BR/>In a mate she's looking for someone who can figure out what's going on with her genitalia and can stomach the over powering stench of warm marmite which emanates from two saucer sized scent glands she had cosmetically attached for vanity purposes. <BR/><BR/>No one actually knows what sex she is currently or what sex she started as. She prefers SHE due to a crippling speech impediment that causes her to default to the feminine. A recent aliment which ended a blossoming career as a French/ Thai translator at the UN.<BR/><BR/>I don't have what it takes to bring her eternal happiness, but I do know that 4 words will bring her momentary elation , 'YOU HAVE GREAT BOOBS'.Herge Smithhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15701491477498598512noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-78399786278861773542008-06-25T12:34:00.000-04:002008-06-25T12:34:00.000-04:00I think Brandine is looking for what every average...I think Brandine is looking for what every average, sensitive, well dressed woman is seeking; Pina Coladas, and getting caught in the rain.<BR/>And the feel of the ocean, and the taste of champagne... making love at midnight, in the dunes of the cape.<BR/><BR/>No?Jennyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11280822962202098606noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-44777957724809472142008-06-25T11:41:00.000-04:002008-06-25T11:41:00.000-04:00Would Brandine date an African American man?;)Would Brandine date an African American man?<BR/><BR/>;)Matthew Mientkahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01814539500977557195noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43539842452518238232008-06-25T11:32:00.000-04:002008-06-25T11:32:00.000-04:00Brandine is about to hurl, which is something she ...Brandine is about to hurl, which is something she is very good at because she's never very far from her BFF Jack Daniels. <BR/><BR/>She looks good in a leopard leotard and fishnet stockings. Oh, don't forget her signature zebra cowboy hat!<BR/><BR/>She's currently starring in an indie movie entitled: Sex, Lies, and Walmart Crap.<BR/><BR/>She has a collection of 501 troll dolls and can do amazing things with macramé.<BR/><BR/>I can't offer her anything because I'm highly allergic to anything that makes ME hurl.<BR/><BR/>Good luck, Brandine! You're in good hands at the Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-34921678075463744662008-06-25T11:30:00.000-04:002008-06-25T11:30:00.000-04:00Thought you'd like that one MJ.Brandine smells lik...Thought you'd like that one MJ.<BR/><BR/>Brandine smells like hoof:-<BR/><BR/>http://mommynomommy.wordpress.com/2008/01/18/brandine-smells-like-hoof/Tatashttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08076261560698172018noreply@blogger.com