tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post1487308983822710685..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Crisco Party!The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger21125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-285507129935657062011-02-20T16:05:30.874-05:002011-02-20T16:05:30.874-05:00ROSES: *sniff*
I missed the party.
That ship sa...<b>ROSES</b>: <i> *sniff*<br />I missed the party. </i><br /><br />That ship sailed hours ago.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-20037135910733037722011-02-20T13:52:04.797-05:002011-02-20T13:52:04.797-05:00*sniff*
I missed the party.*sniff*<br /><br />I missed the party.Roseshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07469442580348062913noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50130265777643649002011-02-20T11:44:55.677-05:002011-02-20T11:44:55.677-05:00Thank you, Mitzi.
I shall add that to my growing ...Thank you, Mitzi.<br /><br />I shall add that to my growing list of British slang.<br /><br />I hope to have occasion to use it.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-17801279772913297862011-02-20T11:35:44.460-05:002011-02-20T11:35:44.460-05:00It's punnilingus m'dear from lager loutIt's punnilingus m'dear from <a href="http://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lager_lout" rel="nofollow">lager lout</a>Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-33165275672662537702011-02-20T07:31:36.049-05:002011-02-20T07:31:36.049-05:00MITZI: What is a larder lout?
I'm still tryin...MITZI: What is a larder lout?<br /><br />I'm still trying to grasp Grandmother's footsteps.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-50293006465940629492011-02-20T07:29:08.266-05:002011-02-20T07:29:08.266-05:00Kubuki was a larder lout.Kubuki was a larder lout.Mitzi https://www.blogger.com/profile/01416789788174823493noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-53922633842734363192011-02-20T05:52:34.327-05:002011-02-20T05:52:34.327-05:00DAMIEN: Ive slipped......
Ive slapped.....
And now...<b>DAMIEN</b>: <i>Ive slipped......<br />Ive slapped.....<br />And now I wish to get VERY sloppy...<br />Takers?<br />***adopts the classic yoga posture known as "receptive dog"***</i><br /><br />Would you like a profile on our <a href="http://tinyurl.com/5nqgck/" rel="nofollow">Fag, Hag and the Odd Slag Dating Service</a>?<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>why am i not shocked by damien's position?</i><br /><br />Because his YouTube clip has gone viral?<br /><br /><b>COOKIE</b>: <i>Those men are dancing at the Crisco Disco!</i><br /><br />And the Crisco can is the DJ booth!<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Oh Yes I've seen that pose...<br />It's the one where you put one leg behind your ear and bend down and lick your privates isn't it? <br />Wow Damien that yoga's really working for you.<br />*Rousing round of applause*</i><br /><br />It’s the dog’s bollocks!<br /><br /><b>KABUKI</b>: <i>as a small child kabuki found a can of crisco in the cupboard while playing in the kitchen. kabuki coated all the kitchen walls and then proceeded to push handfulls of crisco through the screen door. kabuki recognized one is never to young to do a perfomance art piece. and that door was never really right after that.</i><br /><br />kabuki was a child prodigy.<br /><br /><b>ROXY</b>: <i>A plastic dropcloth is a valuable accessory for Crisco parties. I leave them permanently on the floors, since one never knows when fluids will start to fly.</i><br /><br />So thoughtful of you to make it easy on the Houseboys come cleanup time.<br /><br /><b>SCARLET</b>: <i>It's digestible!!<br />Makes a change from my usual topping of choice.</i><br /><br />Good heavens, Miss Scarlet…what IS your topping of choice?<br /><br /><b>STACIA</b>: <i>It's the digestible alternative! Hell to wash off, though.</i><br /><br />Roxy has thoughtfully provided us with dropcloths for the floors.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-81237135846235664792011-02-20T04:59:32.149-05:002011-02-20T04:59:32.149-05:00It's the digestible alternative! Hell to wash ...It's the <i>digestible</i> alternative! Hell to wash off, though.Staciahttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05250238254417726987noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-72193649856069898262011-02-20T04:39:58.516-05:002011-02-20T04:39:58.516-05:00It's digestible!!
Makes a change from my usual...It's digestible!!<br />Makes a change from my usual topping of choice.<br />SxMs Scarlethttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00449626572478125088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-70907449126498351932011-02-20T03:37:59.975-05:002011-02-20T03:37:59.975-05:00A plastic dropcloth is a valuable accessory for Cr...A plastic dropcloth is a valuable accessory for Crisco parties. I leave them permanently on the floors, since one never knows when fluids will start to fly.Roxyhttp://retroroxy.wordpress.comnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-59337087049950259432011-02-20T01:48:10.594-05:002011-02-20T01:48:10.594-05:00as a small child kabuki found a can of crisco in t...as a small child kabuki found a can of crisco in the cupboard while playing in the kitchen. kabuki coated all the kitchen walls and then proceeded to push handfulls of crisco through the screen door. kabuki recognized one is never to young to do a perfomance art piece. and that door was never really right after that.kabuki zerohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04986034897018304468noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-30169204317046331902011-02-20T01:40:10.246-05:002011-02-20T01:40:10.246-05:00Oh Yes I've seen that pose...
It's the one...Oh Yes I've seen that pose...<br />It's the one where you put one leg behind your ear and bend down and lick your privates isn't it? <br />Wow Damien that yoga's really working for you.<br />*Rousing round of applause*Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-52380068000930843362011-02-19T21:14:32.057-05:002011-02-19T21:14:32.057-05:00Those men are dancing at the Crisco Disco!Those men are dancing at the Crisco Disco!The Cool Cookiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04162345087029159056noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-49768741837019988232011-02-19T20:30:52.659-05:002011-02-19T20:30:52.659-05:00why am i not shocked by damien's position?why am i not shocked by damien's position?normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-74565040057861079742011-02-19T20:20:03.045-05:002011-02-19T20:20:03.045-05:00Ive slipped......
Ive slapped.....
And now I wis...Ive slipped......<br /><br />Ive slapped.....<br /><br />And now I wish to get VERY sloppy...<br /><br />Takers?<br /><br />***adopts the classic yoga posture known as "receptive dog"***Damienhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14413086752729344695noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-43664120219753367972011-02-19T19:56:43.777-05:002011-02-19T19:56:43.777-05:00IVD: Or Boy Butter Lite if I'm watching my wai...<b>IVD</b>: <i>Or Boy Butter Lite if I'm watching my waistline!</i><br /><br />What waistline?<br /><br />I could put both my hands around your so-called waistline!<br /><br /><b>NORMADESMOND</b>: <i>i've always preferred to go with the first ladies choice.</i><br /><br />I have a feeling that margarine is the only thing Eleanor was spreading by that time.<br /><br /><b>PRINCESS</b>: <i>Is that product some sort of suncare lotion? It is just that I've noticed some young gentlemen in old photo's rubbing the stuff all over their willies when outdoors...</i><br /><br />What is it you Aussies say?...<br /><br />Slip-Slop-Slap?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-67547348605382721532011-02-19T19:07:24.584-05:002011-02-19T19:07:24.584-05:00Is that product some sort of suncare lotion? It is...Is that product some sort of suncare lotion? It is just that I've noticed some young gentlemen in old photo's rubbing the stuff all over their willies when outdoors...Princesshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11021504621181130629noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-22917653537173080252011-02-19T18:02:14.577-05:002011-02-19T18:02:14.577-05:00i've always preferred to go with the first lad...i've always preferred to go with <a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6HY8vxYX78s&feature=related" rel="nofollow">the first ladies choice.</a>normadesmondhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17325110017442011627noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-25593777406207556972011-02-19T16:53:04.633-05:002011-02-19T16:53:04.633-05:00Or Boy Butter Lite if I'm watching my waistlin...Or Boy Butter Lite if I'm watching my waistline!Inexplicable DeVicehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04187364843729214996noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-85053336116123429922011-02-19T15:15:25.274-05:002011-02-19T15:15:25.274-05:00IVD uses Boy Butter.IVD uses <a href="http://www.boybutter.com/" rel="nofollow">Boy Butter</a>.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-2991384429449441642011-02-19T15:12:36.164-05:002011-02-19T15:12:36.164-05:00If one is out of Crisco®, may one substitute anoth...If one is out of Crisco®, may one substitute another product? Uh, asking for "a friend."LẌhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06337382169476392640noreply@blogger.com