tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post116771775917984490..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Adopt-A-NunThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger18125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167806440204525132007-01-03T01:40:00.000-05:002007-01-03T01:40:00.000-05:00Chelly: Yay for naughty nuns!Chelly: Yay for naughty nuns!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167796799395166382007-01-02T22:59:00.000-05:002007-01-02T22:59:00.000-05:00MJ: Love your comment on those Sound of Music nuns...MJ: Love your comment on those Sound of Music nuns. Ha ha!Howeverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01014895791750552088noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167789498356183202007-01-02T20:58:00.000-05:002007-01-02T20:58:00.000-05:00Piggy: Welcome back from your NYE pissup with the ...Piggy: Welcome back from your NYE pissup with the Smunts!<BR/><BR/>*senses unresolved Catholicism issues and backs away*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167777641817149492007-01-02T17:40:00.000-05:002007-01-02T17:40:00.000-05:00Why isn't there a 'strangle a nun' site?*thinks ab...Why isn't there a 'strangle a nun' site?<BR/><BR/>*thinks about registering it*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167775987142847372007-01-02T17:13:00.000-05:002007-01-02T17:13:00.000-05:00Kapitano (aka Dr. Lector): Perhaps we could discus...Kapitano (aka Dr. Lector): Perhaps we could discuss it over some fava beans and a nice Chianti.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167773196948447652007-01-02T16:26:00.000-05:002007-01-02T16:26:00.000-05:00Dear Madam,I wish to register a complaint. One yea...Dear Madam,<BR/><BR/>I wish to register a complaint. One year ago I purchased the services of one of your sisters to interceed with the almighty on my behalf.<BR/><BR/>I am a busy man and do not have time to rearrange the universe to suit my needs, so I thought your business was exactly what I needed.<BR/><BR/>My first requirement was for my dear beloved wife to die from some rapidly progressive disease <BR/><BR/>I waited a whole month for the disease to appear, but my wife remained obstinately alive! I want you to know how aggrieved I felt at having to bump her off myself.<BR/><BR/>Furthermore, the lord God <I>again</I> failed to interceed when I was detained on a quite mistaken murder charge. I was forced to waste several thousands of dollars in bribing the police to let me go - and then even further inconvenienced by having to hire a hitman to keep the officers silent.<BR/><BR/>I'm sure you will agree I have not recieved the promised nun service. In fact, I venture to say I have recieved NUN at all! This is a joke. Ha ha.<BR/><BR/>If I am not presented with a new wife within the next week, I regret that I shall have to rescind my patronage or your institution.<BR/><BR/>Yours faithfully,<BR/>H Lector (Dr)sAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167772339003628792007-01-02T16:12:00.000-05:002007-01-02T16:12:00.000-05:00SID: Employed by nuns? It means you worked through...SID: Employed by nuns? It means you worked through force of habit.<BR/><BR/>Claire: Let's hear it for the Comment Ho. Happy New Year!<BR/><BR/>Empress: Did the Queer Chef pimp YOU too? He's a busy boy, that Charles. Happy New Year!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167770877670922892007-01-02T15:47:00.000-05:002007-01-02T15:47:00.000-05:00Happy New Year from the Queer Chef and Empress Mar...Happy New Year from the Queer Chef and Empress Maruja!<BR/><BR/>I think I don't need that Adopt-A-Nun Program. My prayers are enough to absolve me from sins, like the nuns were any more preferred by God.<BR/><BR/>But the nuns can pray for me all they want, as long as they provide a money-back guarantee. Kidding...<BR/><BR/>http://empressmaruja.tkAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167770505820565482007-01-02T15:41:00.000-05:002007-01-02T15:41:00.000-05:00Hmmm Tempting!The Comment Whore whisked me over to...Hmmm Tempting!<BR/><BR/>The Comment Whore whisked me over to wish you a Happy New Year! :DAnonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167769749378080622007-01-02T15:29:00.000-05:002007-01-02T15:29:00.000-05:00Yes used too!Yes used too!S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167765442129965532007-01-02T14:17:00.000-05:002007-01-02T14:17:00.000-05:00I have already adopted a penguin.What does it mean...I have already adopted a penguin.<BR/><BR/><BR/>What does it mean when your employed by nuns? I used to be.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167761888636123342007-01-02T13:18:00.000-05:002007-01-02T13:18:00.000-05:00D.Prince: But as crafty as the nuns who rescued th...D.Prince: But as crafty as the nuns who rescued the family Von Trapp in the Sound of Music? Can they thwart Nazis by removing distributor caps from their cars? I think not!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167751513659187902007-01-02T10:25:00.000-05:002007-01-02T10:25:00.000-05:00What an ingenious idea!Who knew nuns were so craft...What an ingenious idea!<BR/>Who knew nuns were so crafty?D. Princehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06848706505597885877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167747813259116652007-01-02T09:23:00.000-05:002007-01-02T09:23:00.000-05:00IDV: Housecleaning? Mind they don't fly off on you...IDV: Housecleaning? Mind they don't fly off on your broomstick.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167745287952484462007-01-02T08:41:00.000-05:002007-01-02T08:41:00.000-05:00I'm going to adopt a small task force of nuns and ...I'm going to adopt a small task force of nuns and train them to do my evil bidding!<BR/><BR/>MWAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HA!<BR/><BR/>Or failing that, they can clean my house and do the shopping...Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167743230582711652007-01-02T08:07:00.000-05:002007-01-02T08:07:00.000-05:00Fukkit: We'll pass the hat for you.Spikey1: I don’...Fukkit: We'll pass the hat for you.<BR/><BR/>Spikey1: I don’t know about adoption but for your rabbinical needs you could try www.rabbirentals.comThe Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167737149294385352007-01-02T06:25:00.000-05:002007-01-02T06:25:00.000-05:00Do they have a rabbi????Do they have a rabbi????Spikey1https://www.blogger.com/profile/15879880468463720568noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1167721082514280182007-01-02T01:58:00.000-05:002007-01-02T01:58:00.000-05:00Bugger. I'm gonna need a small lottery win to affo...Bugger. I'm gonna need a small lottery win to afford all the nuns I need.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.com