tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post116175554554575875..comments2024-03-28T21:27:46.327-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Infomaniac InsomniacThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger23125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1162271513687444502006-10-31T00:11:00.000-05:002006-10-31T00:11:00.000-05:00I wish Oscar was alive now...he would have been a ...I wish Oscar was alive now...he would have been a superstar!<BR/>The world could use a giant erudite smartass right about now!Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161853713836190662006-10-26T05:08:00.000-04:002006-10-26T05:08:00.000-04:00Still awake!Still awake!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161837660162045832006-10-26T00:41:00.000-04:002006-10-26T00:41:00.000-04:00i can't sleep without my 20-inch box fan blowing o...i can't sleep without my 20-inch box fan blowing on me. it doesn't matter if it's winter or summer, i'll have that sucker on medium.<BR/><BR/>you could try listening to a baptist church sunday morning sermon. that'll put you to sleep in 10 minutes flat. works for everyone else.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161832723536844292006-10-25T23:18:00.000-04:002006-10-25T23:18:00.000-04:00Kapitano: My mind is at ease knowing you're not ar...Kapitano: My mind is at ease knowing you're not aroused by The Lone Ranger.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161819425992457282006-10-25T19:37:00.000-04:002006-10-25T19:37:00.000-04:00Having talk radio quietly on in the background som...Having talk radio quietly on in the background sometimes works for me. If it's inoffensive and doesn't engage me, I can lie and listen to it passively, giving my consious mind something to do that isn't thinking about sleep or insomnia.<BR/><BR/>In short: Get distracted, but not involved.<BR/><BR/>(I'm trying Old Time Radio broadcasts from ShoutCast. And have found it's almost impossible to masturbate while listening to The Lone Ranger.)Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161810008760394072006-10-25T17:00:00.000-04:002006-10-25T17:00:00.000-04:00Awaiting: Why do I get the feeling you've tried th...Awaiting: Why do I get the feeling you've tried this remedy yourself?<BR/><BR/>FN: I know the commercial of which you speak. I'll just be attracted to sources of light if I take the moth drug.<BR/><BR/>Jacqueline: Susudio makes me scream. Not sleep.<BR/><BR/>Pamer: Listen. I fell asleep during Corrie this week... I've missed 2 episodes. If I could just stay out of it for the rest of the night. EastEnders had become really boring lately. I'll try that.<BR/><BR/>SID: You sweet-talkin' Oirish bitchslut hooer. <BR/>*melts*<BR/><BR/>Vicus: Been there done that. But if you don't get well soon and post something new, I may doze off.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161807047917224432006-10-25T16:10:00.000-04:002006-10-25T16:10:00.000-04:00Read my blog.Read my blog.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161805451943882072006-10-25T15:44:00.001-04:002006-10-25T15:44:00.001-04:00What you need is something sweet and fragrant,warm...What you need is something sweet and fragrant,warm and aromatic in you.<BR/><BR/>Anagram of "Insomniac Infomaniac"?<BR/><BR/>"I'm a fiasco in cinnamon"S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161805440444397092006-10-25T15:44:00.000-04:002006-10-25T15:44:00.000-04:00Do we call you the InfoSomniac know??I have found ...Do we call you the InfoSomniac know??<BR/><BR/>I have found that I have a hard time falling alseep unless the TV is on...don't know why...it just has to be on and i drift away in no time.Pamerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10561888907609183739noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161798796732946312006-10-25T13:53:00.000-04:002006-10-25T13:53:00.000-04:00Phil Colin cd's.Phil Colin cd's.Jacquelinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03320731404481745944noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161793097704000602006-10-25T12:18:00.000-04:002006-10-25T12:18:00.000-04:00i know how not to go to sleep...use that 'luna mot...i know how not to go to sleep...use that 'luna moth commercial' sleep medication. oh, you'll think you're asleep, but actually you'll be wandering around in the garage at 2 am. <BR/><BR/>now the Biker takes Trazadone and that seems to help, but only in desparation because,DAYUM, does it work.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161791217943436772006-10-25T11:46:00.000-04:002006-10-25T11:46:00.000-04:00Oh by the way...I stay up to about 3-4 every morni...Oh by the way...I stay up to about 3-4 every morning only to wake again at 630. I feel ya on the not sleeping thing. Its a real bitch.Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161791093834869632006-10-25T11:44:00.000-04:002006-10-25T11:44:00.000-04:00Okay, just stay up. Forget the 3-4 hours and stay ...Okay, just stay up. <BR/><BR/>Forget the 3-4 hours and stay up all night and day. The whole while, exhaust yourself with sex,booze and rock and roll. Party like you are 18 and go to a titty bar and bless the hardworking strippers with crumpled dollar bills. After you leave, followup with a couple dozen shots of tequila with limes and dance naked in your backyard while blasting "Princes of The Universe".<BR/><BR/>When its time for work, take a quick shower, brush your hair, apply your lipgloss, and drink a 44 ounce cup of hot coffee with no cream or sugar. <BR/><BR/>Rinse, wash and repeat for about 5 days and you should be back to sleeping in no time.Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161784507947287842006-10-25T09:55:00.000-04:002006-10-25T09:55:00.000-04:00Frobi: A specialist ruled out depression. If I opt...Frobi: A specialist ruled out depression. If I opt for the warm bath/hot milk remedy, can I follow it with a vodka chaser?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161781334068262662006-10-25T09:02:00.000-04:002006-10-25T09:02:00.000-04:00Broken sleep patterns often signify depression. Yo...Broken sleep patterns often signify depression. Yoga can be a great help. And the old remedies of a warm bath and hot milk do work. If you share a bed try a couple of nights alone and see if that helps.<BR/><BR/>But really if you're managing on 3-4 hours perhaps thats all you need.Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161777724845739462006-10-25T08:02:00.000-04:002006-10-25T08:02:00.000-04:00Pink: I tried a tape of moose mating (I AM Canadia...Pink: I tried a tape of moose mating (I AM Canadian, after all) but it did nothing for me.<BR/><BR/>Funny Thing: I'll play that moose mating tape again as background then.<BR/><BR/>Benjamin: One pill makes you larger<BR/>And one pill makes you small<BR/>And the ones that MJ takes<BR/>Don't do anything at all<BR/><BR/>Hardhouse: I have a problem with maths. Not sure I could reach 20 without a tutor.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161768345067337242006-10-25T05:25:00.000-04:002006-10-25T05:25:00.000-04:00take the blue pill xtake the blue pill xBenjaminhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14569723790804783220noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161766762347141672006-10-25T04:59:00.000-04:002006-10-25T04:59:00.000-04:00Masturbate. Works for me.......Masturbate. Works for me.......Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161762385259424822006-10-25T03:46:00.000-04:002006-10-25T03:46:00.000-04:00have you tried listening to those soothing nature ...have you tried listening to those soothing nature sounds? like running water, babbling brooks, swaying bridges, etc.? i mean, for me, all it does is make me tinkle. well, that and it makes me want to slap the shit out of the stereo cause i can't stand to listen to that stuff, and i just forgot where i was going with this sentence. this is what i get for losing all my marbles before i turned 25.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161760950076659572006-10-25T03:22:00.000-04:002006-10-25T03:22:00.000-04:00Awaiting: Yay for cheap vodka!Pink: Yay for mixed ...Awaiting: Yay for cheap vodka!<BR/><BR/>Pink: Yay for mixed meds!<BR/><BR/>Who knew insomnia could be so much fun?<BR/><BR/>OnceWas: I have no self-discipline but ta for your suggestion.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161760326447476992006-10-25T03:12:00.000-04:002006-10-25T03:12:00.000-04:00Self conditioning.I can fall asleep anytime anypla...Self conditioning.<BR/>I can fall asleep anytime anyplace, so long as i'm listening to skyscraper by underworld, I rarely hear past the first minute of the track.<BR/>It took about 2 months to condition myself, and now it itstantly makes me drowsy, and if i'm laying down, i'm gone :)Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161759989522358002006-10-25T03:06:00.000-04:002006-10-25T03:06:00.000-04:00i have a cd player beside my bed that i turn on be...i have a cd player beside my bed that i turn on before i get in bed. i normally don't make it past song number 4. that helps me.<BR/><BR/>or, the way that i accidently found out to make yourself go to sleep - mix pain medications. that'll make you definately sleep.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1161758163126869992006-10-25T02:36:00.000-04:002006-10-25T02:36:00.000-04:00I know...buy a gallon of vodka...the really cheap ...I know...buy a gallon of vodka...the really cheap kind and drink it STRAIGHT.<BR/><BR/>You'll be sleeping in NO time.<BR/><BR/><BR/><BR/>Might not be able to get up in the morn, but at least you will sleep!Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.com