tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post115847198714163931..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: How Dodgy Are You?The Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger24125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-19104776009128921142007-02-15T01:22:00.000-05:002007-02-15T01:22:00.000-05:00Eddie: And who amongst us CAN'T say we've simulate...Eddie: And who amongst us CAN'T say we've simulated anal sex with a 15 year old mannequin in a car while talking on a stolen cellphone, high on illegal drugs on a Sunday?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-68790916235396784572007-02-14T22:44:00.000-05:002007-02-14T22:44:00.000-05:00Apparently I shall be waking up with a large black...Apparently I shall be waking up with a large black gentleman straddling my chest screaming "Push 'em t'gether bitch" for the next 121 years. It seems a bit harsh just for having simulated anal sex with a 15 year old mannequin in a car while talking on a stolen cellphone, high on illegal drugs on a Sunday.<BR/>The bastards will never take me alive.....Eddie Waringhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01950124311643686424noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158679491315013872006-09-19T11:24:00.000-04:002006-09-19T11:24:00.000-04:00HE: I'd get a second opinion if I were you. And us...HE: I'd get a second opinion if I were you. And use of the word 'neener' is banned here from now on.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158679245447806572006-09-19T11:20:00.000-04:002006-09-19T11:20:00.000-04:00I am Dudley Doo-Right!Dick Tracy! Elliot Ness! I h...I am Dudley Doo-Right!Dick Tracy! Elliot Ness! I have never done anything wrong or illegal...and I answered each question carefully and followed the explicit directions of an online Attorney.<BR/><BR/>It said although You are a huge f*cking liar all formal charges have been dropped and you are free to go.... and that I should tell everybody else that they should be ashamed of themselves...and my lawyer said that it would be OK if I said 'neener'.Romeo Morningwoodhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10826410608415260786noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158550509876178052006-09-17T23:35:00.000-04:002006-09-17T23:35:00.000-04:00"Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or ..."Placing a postage stamp that bears the Queen (or King) upside down is considered treason in UK. Until very recently treason was still an offence punishable by death in the UK." . . .<BR/><BR/>Damn! I knew I'd go down for this crime! You Brits blew the whistle on me when I sent you those postcards from Vegas, didn't you?<BR/><BR/>Please come and visit me in The Big House.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158536684051108522006-09-17T19:44:00.000-04:002006-09-17T19:44:00.000-04:00What's the penalty for necrophillia? And is it chi...What's the penalty for necrophillia? And is it child abuse if they were under 12 when they died?Kapitanohttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14647896216499813443noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158530800394170822006-09-17T18:06:00.000-04:002006-09-17T18:06:00.000-04:00She is locked in a cell by herself ala Hannibal Le...She is locked in a cell by herself ala Hannibal Lector.<BR/><BR/>We don't even mention her name.S.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158524858304789762006-09-17T16:27:00.000-04:002006-09-17T16:27:00.000-04:00maidink: I get the top bunk!!!MJ: We all notice th...maidink: I get the top bunk!!!<BR/><BR/>MJ: We all notice that you have not revealed your own test results, conveniently.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158524656694155142006-09-17T16:24:00.000-04:002006-09-17T16:24:00.000-04:00Low blow, MJ, low blow.Low blow, MJ, low blow.WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158520470846359302006-09-17T15:14:00.000-04:002006-09-17T15:14:00.000-04:00well looks like i am an angel compare to you lot d...well looks like i am an angel compare to you lot <BR/>do i get a prize??Tazzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12740301459210137491noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158519521987189052006-09-17T14:58:00.000-04:002006-09-17T14:58:00.000-04:00Maidink: £7000? It's only bad because you'll be sh...Maidink: £7000? It's only bad because you'll be sharing your cell with WW.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158516810375807702006-09-17T14:13:00.000-04:002006-09-17T14:13:00.000-04:00WW: £7000? You ARE dodgy. Sometimes Dudley don't D...WW: £7000? You ARE dodgy. Sometimes Dudley don't Do-Right.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158515494150656132006-09-17T13:51:00.000-04:002006-09-17T13:51:00.000-04:00Appears I'm Dudley Do Right compared to some of th...Appears I'm Dudley Do Right compared to some of the future cons in here...<BR/><BR/>I AM Dodgy, at least...and am up for six years in prison and total fines of £7000WithinWithouthttps://www.blogger.com/profile/05545398587099834271noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158515191214371722006-09-17T13:46:00.000-04:002006-09-17T13:46:00.000-04:00It's a den of thieves in here!It's a den of thieves in here!The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158513954324650512006-09-17T13:25:00.000-04:002006-09-17T13:25:00.000-04:00See you in 25 years. Thank god I don't live in Ind...See you in 25 years. Thank god I don't live in IndonesiaKAZhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06621294189351906599noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158511678449917752006-09-17T12:47:00.000-04:002006-09-17T12:47:00.000-04:00holy crap, 112 years in prison?i swear to god, oss...holy crap, 112 years in prison?<BR/><BR/>i swear to god, ossifer, i wasn't as driving or as naked as you drunk i think.FirstNationshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13387748372500478809noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158510912404726332006-09-17T12:35:00.000-04:002006-09-17T12:35:00.000-04:00Crooked!As expectedCrooked!<BR/><BR/>As expectedS.I.D.https://www.blogger.com/profile/15360630347283039214noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158507092992586022006-09-17T11:31:00.000-04:002006-09-17T11:31:00.000-04:00I'm dodgier than I thought.Years in Prison: 36.5Po...I'm dodgier than I thought.<BR/><BR/>Years in Prison: 36.5<BR/>Potential fines: 2000 PoundsD. Princehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06848706505597885877noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158496714925018062006-09-17T08:38:00.000-04:002006-09-17T08:38:00.000-04:0027 years inside and £7k fine - I'd rather shoot th...27 years inside and £7k fine - I'd rather shoot the Scots - off to wittle myself a bow straight away and look out those green tights.Zighttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14325808421083028026noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158488246174813112006-09-17T06:17:00.000-04:002006-09-17T06:17:00.000-04:00I'm a scoundrel, apparently facing a fine of 9,500...I'm a scoundrel, apparently facing a fine of 9,500 quid.<BR/><BR/>It's nice to know I can legally shoot the Welsh with a crossbow, though.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158483404026341752006-09-17T04:56:00.000-04:002006-09-17T04:56:00.000-04:00Oh well, it's a fair cop, guv. Death penalty for m...Oh well, it's a fair cop, guv. Death penalty for me.Frobisherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/14139984461096994586noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158479304176930272006-09-17T03:48:00.000-04:002006-09-17T03:48:00.000-04:00Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000*i swear...Years in prison: 7.5 Potential fine: £5000<BR/><BR/>*i swear i'm a good girl, officer!*Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158477358520577822006-09-17T03:15:00.001-04:002006-09-17T03:15:00.001-04:00Oy, can't resist a test. I am so dodgy!Oy, can't resist a test. I am so dodgy!Girliehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10380454816676310833noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1158477300345358452006-09-17T03:15:00.000-04:002006-09-17T03:15:00.000-04:00yipeeeee 1stha haa i took the quiz and i am Dubiou...yipeeeee 1st<BR/><BR/>ha haa i took the quiz and i am Dubious!!!`and i could spend 5.5 yrs in prison but i won't get fined <BR/><BR/>that was fun MJTazzyhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12740301459210137491noreply@blogger.com