tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post115320095951873573..comments2024-03-26T13:17:24.172-04:00Comments on Infomaniac: Love EmergencyThe Mistresshttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comBlogger15125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153263308081650622006-07-18T18:55:00.000-04:002006-07-18T18:55:00.000-04:00*makes note to leave Maddie's husband the-hell-alo...*makes note to leave Maddie's husband the-hell-alone*The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153262413371615642006-07-18T18:40:00.000-04:002006-07-18T18:40:00.000-04:00Well...being the wife of a cop I can tell you that...Well...being the wife of a cop I can tell you that women so that shit all the time. It pisses me off to no end to. I may be 5'2" but I will put a redneck, mud hole stomping ass whuppin on a bitch that messes with my husband. I will make my whole STATE look bad. A stripper made the mistake of coming on to my husband and she didn't know I was his wife. Before I knew it, I was on her so hard she kept screaming 'yall stop'. It's the only time I've ever hit another human being out of anger.Maddiehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06126688645270461176noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153252817120402922006-07-18T16:00:00.000-04:002006-07-18T16:00:00.000-04:00You are so right MJ. Those vital seconds could be ...You are so right MJ. Those vital seconds could be a matter of life and death, and almost certainly were. Thank the good Lord above for the invention of the digital phone.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153250403018524542006-07-18T15:20:00.000-04:002006-07-18T15:20:00.000-04:00Tom: Look who's here! It's Tom! *beams signal acro...Tom: Look who's here! It's Tom! <BR/>*beams signal across ocean*<BR/>Aren't you a know-it-all? Well done, Tom. There is one flaw in this theory. I agree that the 9 would be easy to find as it's the last hole on the dial. But it's also the hole that takes longest to come full circle. Thus prolonging the time it takes to get through to the emergency centre. No?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153243521749120032006-07-18T13:25:00.000-04:002006-07-18T13:25:00.000-04:00Oh my god I'm so boring I actually know why it is ...Oh my god I'm so boring I actually know why it is 999. If you are in the dark and find the dial, then you find the last hole and dial it three times. Of course now we have digital phones it's no help at all.tom909https://www.blogger.com/profile/03379818222923297356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153229938993476422006-07-18T09:38:00.000-04:002006-07-18T09:38:00.000-04:00Piggy: Clever technological people... a euphemism ...Piggy: Clever technological people... a euphemism for "geeks."The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153227474887528522006-07-18T08:57:00.000-04:002006-07-18T08:57:00.000-04:00Actually, we have no need to remember any numbers ...Actually, we have no need to remember any numbers at all - we just shout 'EMERGENCY' at the phone and it dials it all by itself.<BR/><BR/>On our mobiles, we simply press and hold '9' and it dials it by itself (or say Emergency' if we've got the voice dialling turned on).<BR/><BR/>Actually dialling numbers manually is soooooooooooooooo last century.<BR/><BR/>We're clever technological people, we is.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153225081869072042006-07-18T08:18:00.000-04:002006-07-18T08:18:00.000-04:00Awaiting: I'm glad you said it because it was the ...Awaiting: I'm glad you said it because it was the first explanation that crossed my mind.The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153223288631311432006-07-18T07:48:00.000-04:002006-07-18T07:48:00.000-04:00It's 9-9-9 because Piggy & Tazzy couldn't get the ...It's 9-9-9 because Piggy & Tazzy couldn't get the other number right, so they made it easier for them to remember.<BR/><BR/>Daft cunts.Divianhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06484640303658366940noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153222506244853702006-07-18T07:35:00.000-04:002006-07-18T07:35:00.000-04:00Good morning (4:30 a.m. here) everyone! Lovely to ...Good morning (4:30 a.m. here) everyone! Lovely to wake up and find you’ve all visited.<BR/><BR/>An American, Leland Gregory, wrote a book entitled, "What's the Number for 911?” containing transcripts of wacky emergency calls. The title of the book is based on an actual question posed by someone who couldn’t remember the emergency number even though they mentioned the number itself in their question.<BR/><BR/>999 would be the easier number to dial in emergency.<BR/><BR/>I didn’t know that South America had it backwards with 119 instead of 911. Although if you’re a South American, you could say we Canadians have it backwards. <BR/><BR/>Why can’t they standardize the number worldwide in case someone from Canada is visiting a foreign country and has an emergency?The Mistresshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07109289531733623207noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153216513163287552006-07-18T05:55:00.000-04:002006-07-18T05:55:00.000-04:00Actually, we can dial 999, 112, or 911 - they all ...Actually, we can dial 999, 112, or 911 - they all work here.<BR/><BR/>There are plans to introduce a new emergency number soon, due to the increasing number of non-emergency calls (stupid crap like 'I've hurt my finger', or 'I've got an ingrown toenail' or unbelievably, 'It's 2am and I need milk, can you tell me which shops are open') hat are being received.<BR/><BR/>911 seems to me to be the hardest number to dial in an emergency, due to the placement of the number pad - try dialing it in the dark, or in a smoke filled room as the house burns down around you.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153212377442335552006-07-18T04:46:00.000-04:002006-07-18T04:46:00.000-04:00Anorak time: it's 999 here because it was thought ...Anorak time: it's 999 here because it was thought that that would be the easiest number to dial on the olde worlde telephones with a dial if it were dark or smokey. Of course 111 would have been quicker. It used to be 112 in Europe, not sure now. <BR/><BR/>There. That was really boring.Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153208397690737312006-07-18T03:39:00.000-04:002006-07-18T03:39:00.000-04:00Don't worry in South America it is 119- swear to G...Don't worry in South America it is 119- swear to GOD! I was robbed once at gun point, flipped out, trying to call the damn police and I can not get the flipping number to work right... I kept dialing 911! Finally my gf grabbed the phone from me and tries it... same thing! LMAO<BR/><BR/>Great blog by the way!T-girlhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/01880195323752995377noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153205887346928792006-07-18T02:58:00.000-04:002006-07-18T02:58:00.000-04:00I was engaged to be married but she bloke it off!I was engaged to be married but she bloke it off!Tickersoidhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03836158766198278595noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-24611442.post-1153202801329866212006-07-18T02:06:00.000-04:002006-07-18T02:06:00.000-04:00Oh My God! Some people, really.For the last 10 ye...Oh My God! Some people, really.<BR/><BR/>For the last 10 years I have had a recurring nightmare about someone trying to kill me I eventually find a phone and dial 911 and it just rings and rings and rings. No help comes for poor old me and I die. <BR/><BR/> Stay off the line unless it's an emergency people! Even if it is a love emergency.D. Princehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06848706505597885877noreply@blogger.com