Sunday, May 31, 2009

Homo World

Welcome to Homo World: a unique new theme park…



We’re taking an informal survey to find out what you hope to find here at Homo World.

Free season passes to those who complete the survey!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Bouffant-abulous

Mistress MJ has an appointment to have her bouffant braced in place at The Infomaniac House of Beauty…



Please call back tomorrow.

Friday, May 29, 2009

Wednesday, May 27, 2009

Guess the Blogger

SCROLL DOWN FOR UPDATE!

The adorable little boy on the right (kissing another cute little fella) grew up to be an Infomaniac bitch…



(click to enlarge!)



Can you guess who it is?


Watch this space as his identity will be revealed here on Thursday!


UPDATE:

Have you guessed who our sweet little lad is yet?

Leah and Anonymous Boxer guessed correctly.

It’s Donn!!!



Now that he’s all grown up, Donn has forsaken kissing boys and has turned his attention to women, as illustrated by this photo of Donn with actress Monica Bellucci …



Note to Donn: I read that Monica Bellucci was buggered at Cannes and naturally I assumed you had something to do with it.

“Oh, that’ll be Donn,” I said.

But then I realized the headline said “burgled.”

Silly me.

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Mikey's Arse

Infomaniac welcomes Mikey’s arse!...




Mikey has dragged his sweet ass here all the way from Fresno, California.





We are quite certain the sun shines out of it.

Mikey’s ass has been added to Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses.

Is your arse represented?

Sunday, May 24, 2009

Mr. Nude Infomaniac

UPDATE: To see the winner, scroll to the bottom.

Which one of you bitches deserves to win the title of Mr. Nude Infomaniac?




Elect yourself and tell us why you deserve to win.

OR…

Nominate someone else and explain why they should be the winner.


UPDATE:

Congratulations Damien in New Zealand!



Damien, you’ve been voted Mr. Nude Infomaniac 2009!

Your prize is our adoration and adulation.

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Slip-Slop-Slap

If you’re out in the sun today, remember to do as the Australians do…




Slip-Slop-Slap!


Friday, May 22, 2009

Happy Birthday, Old Knudsen!

Fittingly, Old Knudsen’s birthday falls on a Filthy Friday so let’s see him blow this out!...





As you know, Old Knudsen is the World’s Oldest Blogger AND the World’s Greatest Blogger.

He will be celebrating his special day with one of the lucky Women of Infomaniac





And tonight, he’ll hook up with one of Infomaniac’s many male bitches who love and adore him so…





Happy Birthday, Old K!


“I want to know what love is, I want you to show me.”

Thursday, May 21, 2009

Birthdays

Mistress MJ is updating Infomaniac’s birthday list.



There was Beast’s birthday on Wednesday and another special Infomaniac bitch is having a birthday on Friday.

And the rest of you bitches?

When is your birthday?

If you’re lucky, Mistress MJ will bake you a cake.

Wednesday, May 20, 2009

Happy Birthday, Beast!

Wednesday, May 20th is Beast's birthday.

We’ve hidden your gift, Beast...



Can anyone guess what it is?

Or where we’ve hidden it?

Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Monday, May 18, 2009

Get Well, Winky Weinerhead

Long-time Infomaniac bitch Chris of "Snippets from Spaceship Orion" has been hospitalized.

You may know him better as “WW” or “Within Without” or “Winky Weinerhead” or as Donn’s best friend…


Chris (left) with Donn (right)


Or maybe you’re new here so you don’t know him at all. He doesn’t often leave comments although he reads Infomaniac on a regular basis.

In any case, there is a clot somewhere in his male brain…


(illustration blatantly stolen from Chris’s blog)


We’re hoping his condition improves soon so that he can go home to his loved ones and have fun again with the rest of us.

It is all very surreal and disheartening to have one of your blogging pals suddenly taken seriously ill.

As a result, Mistress MJ isn’t feeling her usual joie de vivre and has postponed the contest she intended to hold today.

Regular posts will resume after she takes her happy pill, swilled down with a vodka martini.

Chris, we hope your team of nurses is taking good care of you…



Come back to us soon.

Saturday, May 16, 2009

Gonna Soak Up the Sun


(click it)

Mistress MJ is enjoying the May Two-Four Weekend.

Infomaniac returns on Monday with an exciting new contest!

Friday, May 15, 2009

Filthy Friday – Damien’s Arse

All the way from bucolic New Zealand, Infomaniac presents Damien’s arse! …



Feast your eyes on this mound of meaty goodness.

And just look at those drumsticks!

New Infomaniac Bitch Damien has shown top form and obedience by wasting no time in sending Mistress MJ a photo of his agreeable arse.

Let this be a lesson to the rest of you stragglers. Join Damien now in Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses by submitting a photo of your bare bottom.

In the meantime, enjoy the view. Damien’s arse will be here all day!

Thursday, May 14, 2009

Make Yourselves Useful

Ask not what Mistress MJ can do for YOU but what YOU can do for Mistress MJ.



Well?

Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Pick Kevin’s Arse

You all remember Kevin’s arse, don’t you?

Because of your efforts, Kevin finally removed his pants due to peer pressure.

However, Kevin didn’t identify which of these three arses is HIS arse.

So it’s up to you bitches to pick Kevin’s arse.

Is it Arse Number 1?...




Arse Number 2?...



Or Arse Number 3?...


Only Kevin knows for sure so keep your fingers crossed that he tells us by the end of the day.

Tuesday, May 12, 2009

Titty Tuesday


(click to inflate flotation devices)

Monday, May 11, 2009

Kevin’s Arse

As you know, it is a requirement of all male Infomaniac bitches to submit a photo of their bare bottom to Mistress MJ.

Today we are delighted to present Kevin’s arse from Toronto, Ontario, Canada…



Well, to be honest, it’s more like Kevin’s Manties we’re presenting than his actual bare arse but he’s a shy and sensitive hothouse flower.

Better than nothing, we suppose.

It must be difficult, after all, to be the follow-up to Mean Dirty Pirate’s ass.

Perhaps with a little encouragement from the rest of you bitches, he’ll reveal more in future.

Kevin’s arse has been included in Infomaniac’s gallery of alluring arses.

If your arse isn’t pictured there, where IS it?

We invite submissions of male bare bottoms to be posted in our gallery, or, if you’re ultra-shy, you may submit the photo for Mistress MJ’s private collection.

Shy fellas may also do as Kevin has done and simply display their wares covered.

Just do it, bitches!

And thank you, Kevin.

We hope to see MORE of you in future.

Sunday, May 10, 2009

The Blob

Mistress MJ has cramps and is too cranky to entertain you.


Via [Café Muscato]


Substituting in her place is The Infomaniac Orchestra joined by The Infomaniac Dancers…



*throws flaming uterus at first commenter*

*and all subsequent commenters, for that matter*

Saturday, May 09, 2009

Hellhole of Sin

In which Mistress MJ went to bed a brunette and woke up a ginger…



[Via Arthur Ignatowski]

Friday, May 08, 2009

Filthy Friday


(click pic to enhance your viewing pleasure)

Thursday, May 07, 2009

Back Off, Bitches



Mistress MJ is taking the day off and wants to be alone.

If you have something to say, go ahead and say it but she will not respond to your comments.

It will, however, be business as usual on Filthy Friday.

Leave a comment at your peril.

Wednesday, May 06, 2009

Infomaniac Talent Show

Surely this Infomaniac reader (identity concealed ) isn’t the only one of you bitches with a unique skill…



Tell us about your special talent!

Tuesday, May 05, 2009

Happy Birthday, First Nations!



Today we celebrate the birth of a Nation.

*keels over laughing at self*

Join us as we celebrate the birthday of Whatcom County’s finest wench and a proud member of the Knudsen Nation.

Her blog is on hiatus but if you want quality writing wrapped up in an entertaining package, you’ll read the archives.

There’s a chance she might drop in for a visit today so if she shows up, we ask that you beg her to come back.

GET ON YOUR KNEES AND GROVEL, BITCHES!


p.s. Who else but Ms. Nations can give you Mr. Egyptian Penis Man? ...

Monday, May 04, 2009

International Respect for Chickens Day

May 4th is International Respect for Chickens Day.

We ask that you show respect for chickens today and every day.

After all, chickens have dignity too...

Sunday, May 03, 2009

Shape-Up Sunday

That packet of Jammie Dodgers you just ate is doing your figure no favours.

Back away from your computer and get some exercise for a change, you lazy bitches…

Click to enlarge these, as usual...





Saturday, May 02, 2009

Roast Your Weenie

Is it a bright, sunny day in your neck of the woods?

Then why not roast your weenie?...


("Roast My Weenie" weenie roaster available here)



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Friday, May 01, 2009

Filthy Friday

How are you celebrating No Pants Day?


(click to biggify)


We here at Infomaniac draw your attention to item #9 on their FAQ page stating…

Did you know that in Britain “pants” means underwear? Shouldn’t it be No Trousers Day instead?
Hmmm.. this holiday could be extremely interesting in Britain, then. But seriously, No Pants Day just sounds catchier, doesn’t it? And besides, this gives British people something to mention when you bring up the holiday around them. They laugh and say, “In Britain, ‘pants’ means….” etc, etc, and they feel good for being the center of attention. So bully for them!