Thursday, April 30, 2009

Hairstylist Appreciation Day

To celebrate Hairstylist Appreciation Day, we’ve flown Mr. Teazie Weazie into the Infomaniac House of Beauty, all the way from London, to coif your hair.


Using the most up-to-date equipment, Mr. Teazie Weazie will transform you into Gods and Goddesses…

Kaz was the first to benefit from his shears. Kaz calls it her hangover hairstyle

Beast cleans up good, doesn’t he?...

Donn could use a trim…

Via [Old Knudsen]

Looks like many of you are enjoying Hairstylist Appreciation Day to its fullest…

So get on the phone and invite all the others!

Wednesday, April 29, 2009

The Breakfast Club

Breakfast is now being served at The Infomaniac Diner.

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May we take your order?

Tuesday, April 28, 2009

Cheap Tarts

What’s the cheapest, tartiest outfit you’ve ever thrown together?

What overall look or item of clothing made you like a hoochie mama or pimp?

IVD, if you're reading this, don't bother commenting as we've all seen your skankiest outfit...

Monday, April 27, 2009

So What Are You Wearing?

Bitches, what are you wearing as you’re reading this?

Whatever it is, we disapprove.

Sunday, April 26, 2009

Smells Like Pussy

Fantasy Garden Incense...

Available in "Pussy" fragrance.

Saturday, April 25, 2009

Don Draper Day

Wasn’t it exciting yesterday to see Mean Dirty Pirate’s spectacular backside?

Before we return to our regularly scheduled parade of fat, nekkid old men, Infomaniac would like to take just one more day to celebrate the glory of masculinity.

We are dedicating this day to Don Draper

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I bet his arse is as hairy as Manuel’s arse, don’t you?

Bitches, please refrain from throwing your panties at the screen. Does this blog look like a laundrette to you?

More Don Draper pics here.

And for those of you fellas who need coaching, watch Don Draper’s Guide to Picking Up Women.

Friday, April 24, 2009

Filthy Friday – Introducing Mean Dirty Pirate

For those of you who complain that Filthy Friday is only about nekkid old man arse, take a look at what’s on the menu today!

Infomaniac takes great pleasure in introducing you to Mean Dirty Pirate … or should I say introducing you to Mean Dirty Pirate’s arse!...

Isn’t it delightful?

Who is the man behind the behind, you ask?

Mean Dirty Pirate has been surreptitously visiting us for some time now, all the way from Pensacola, Florida.

He’s finally decided to cast off his cloak of invisibility and become an Official Infomaniac Bitch and to join our gallery of Alluring Arses.

Please put your hands together to welcome Mean Dirty Pirate!

Mean Dirty Pirate (aka ayem8y)

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Scent of a Blogger

We asked you this question a year and a half ago.

But seeing as many new bitches have joined us since then, it’s time to examine this issue once again.

Well, that and the fact that I’m too lazy to think of anything original today.

If Mistress MJ could bottle you, what would you smell like?

Feel free to speculate on the scent of your fellow Infomaniac bitches as well.

Wednesday, April 22, 2009

Out on a Day Pass

Mistress MJ has been released from rehab on a day pass.

First stop? The pub...

Do you have a problem with that?

But what they don’t know at the rehab centre is that I’m never going back!

So, bitches, on my first day of freedom … where should I go and what should I do?

Tuesday, April 21, 2009


The cameras are rolling once again on Rehab Reality TV.

When traditional electroshock therapy failed, Priest Mago was summoned to perform an exorcism on Mistress MJ…

Mistress MJ has no recollection of the events as they unfolded.

Can you bitches shed some light on what happened?

Note: Having declared her a “hopeless case,” the good folks at the rehab centre have given up on trying to cure Mistress MJ’s blogaholism. Infomaniac shall continue to update on a regular basis with scattered intermissions here and there. And there may be days when Mistress MJ posts but cannot personally respond to each and every bitch so just suck it up, dammit.

In other news, rehab is still working on our “mind-altering substances” problem as is obvious from this exorcism.

Monday, April 20, 2009

Blogging Addiction

Hello, my name is Mistress MJ and I am a blogaholic.

The cameras are rolling once again on Rehab Reality TV …

Mistress MJ, unable to quit blogging cold turkey, (albeit temporarily) has been forced into electroshock therapy.

What will be the outcome?

Will she spend her valuable time continuing to read other bitches’ blogs and leaving inane comments?

Or worse, will she blog AGAIN?

Sunday, April 19, 2009

Rehab Reality TV

Mistress MJ getting her 15 minutes of fame

We know we said we wouldn’t post for several months but the rehab centre wants the free P.R. on this one.

As you can see in the photo above, a film crew has been sent to document Mistress MJ’s harrowing journey to sobriety in a new reality TV show.

Here’s a sneak preview as we watch a devoted Infomaniac bitch attempting to smuggle booze and pills into Mistress MJ’s private room…

Any other ideas for captivating plot lines?

They’re going to need extras on the set so if you think there’s a role that you could play, let us know.

Oh, and don’t expect another update for a long time.

*adds ‘blogging’ to list of addictions that need treatment*

Acknowledgement: Special thanks to Mistress MJ’s Official Pillow Fluffer and Blogger Troubleshooter, XL, who solved my wonky italicized comments problems.


Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Gone Into Rehab

The entire staff of Infomaniac (Mistress MJ, The Houseboys, The Infomaniac Dancers and The Infomaniac Orchestra) has gone into rehab.

Before you say “no, no, no” let me say that when I come back you’ll "know, know, know."

But you might want to add Infomaniac to your ‘Followers’ list because we don’t know when we’ll be updating again … possibly several months from now.

Since you’ve made lots of new friends as a result of the party, you should have plenty of opportunities to be entertained elsewhere.

In the event that you need something to peruse whilst you’re waiting for our big comeback, Infomaniac has thoughtfully provided an extensive list of …


is manflu a real disease?
spells to get rid of unibrows / monobrows
women make fun of me for having a dirty foreskin
sagging "male buttocks"
Clam burger vagina
British men just want to shag
oh what the hell show me some older pussy photos
how to become a good transvestite?

Naked hairy Irish men…

pictures of infomaniacs fucking in bed
how to snap a mousetrap to your tongue
Irish have small dicks
how many quarters can you put in your foreskin?
old fags paying to get laid
why do i have long labia is it because i am a slag?

Fat men with small cocks…

show me your bearded taco
stories of male slaves cleaning mistress arse hole using thier tongue
caught wanking in the woods
do spiders live in dreadlock hair?
"panties are itchy
artillery shell in arse
do transvestite boys have milk in there tatas?
put phone in foreskin
airing out the foreskin
british sexual habits
i want to see a woman licking a man armpit
video of woman insertion shower head in arse
pics of penises with big pee-holes

tongue up the arse pics…

pictures of naked men over 70
fat old mens cocks
let me suck your foreskin
looking for old slags sucking cock
toenail inside a cockhole
penis stuck to a cold pole
when bottoming how do you clear out your arse?
gagging for a shag
Irish armpit
fenian porn
filthy old fat slags
cheese rolling -is it dangerous?

men scratching cock balls pictures…

lick smelly armpit
why do i love to lick armpit stubble?
giant red stiletto shoe found dorset
Agnetha Faltskog wearing Panties
where to buy wood to make a glory hole?
thumbs up bums
i like to wank in women's tights but i am aman
who was the inventor of porn?

ginger pubed men with their cocks out…

women who wank with vegetables free porn
famous men who wear berets
dreadlocks white people why?...
mj's gogo dancers
men holding their crotches desperate pee
inserting nipples in the arse

which nipple is biggest?...

10 sex positions you shouldnt attempt
bare arsed German bitches
Coronation Street Sally and Rita catch Norris wanking
cheese-scented dental assistant
it is as easy as pissing on two fingers
Pudenda galore
men in sheer socks poked fun at
warning extreme pms alert
women smuggling sausage in hair
caught wearing your mums dirty underwear pics
wobblesome buttocks

I effing love timbits...

slave lick my socks clean
why do canadians love kraft dinner?
dating service for guys with dreads
what is a cock supposed to look like?
scrotum slapping
pictures of men who pump their nipples

fat old poofs…

my husband wants me to wear a remote control vibrator
irish filthy tarts
are foreskins more fun?
dirty irish fuck sluts
how to find a bar slut?
wanking outdoors in dirty knickers
women hissing while pissing
how to stretch your cock hole?

homos in black sock photos…

guys who will let you sniff their socks
"piss off you old cunt"
ginger gays turn me on
stinky minge
putting your own cock in your ass
its time you shaved off that filthy bush
VIDEOS of boys in lederhosen being spanked by ladies
wanking in pantyhose on motorway
driving and wanking in pantyhose

sad ginger bastards with dreadlocks…

ladyboys with dentures
cannot get armpits clean
how to stop odor in foreskin?
filthy irish cock sucking whores
naked men and chips
well here i am what are your other two wishes?

And finally…

sticking a banana in the bum…

Adieu, mes amis.

Eat cake and be happy.

‘Til we meet again.

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

The Morning After

Mistress MJ is hungover exhausted...

We wish to thank the many participants who mixed ‘n’ mingled at yesterday’s party.

It’s hard to say who hoored themselves out the most, visiting other blogs. We’d say it’s a toss-up between Mister Miss Anonymous Boxer, Miss Scarlet, Carnalis, Eroswings, Kaz and Old Knudsen.

It was heartwarming to see so many of you making new friends ...

Not surprisingly, Old Knudsen made out with the most women…

Let’s do it all again this time next year, shall we?

Hey baby. I was sent here by MJ from Infomaniac.

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Blow-Out Party

We are gathered here today so that we may become better acquainted with our fellow Infomaniac bitches.

It’s been exactly a year since our last big mix and mingle social event. Remember what a success that was in bringing you bitches closer together?

Here’s how it goes…

Study Infomaniac's Blogroll.

Select at least one blog that you’ve never visited and/or commented on and click upon it. The more blogs you visit, the more fun you’ll have.


Now read at least one entry on that blog.

What a fascinating blog!


Leave a comment on their blog as follows:

“I was sent here by MJ from Infomaniac.”

Feel free to add more to your comment if you wish.

Remember…play nicely!...

If you don’t have something nice to say about another bitch’s blog, don’t say anything at all! Move along until you find a blog more to your liking.


Come back to Infomaniac and tell us which blog(s) you commented on.

Where do you think you're going? We’re not done yet!

When you come back we’ll all gather in the kitchen where we’ll share a potluck dinner.

What dish are you bringing?

Manuel has volunteered to wait tables but please don’t touch the waiter’s sugarloaf!...

Now head over to the Blogroll and meet some new people!

Looks like Old Knudsen’s got a head start on the rest of you…

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Get this party started!