Our Donn, Canadian citizen and winner of The Freakin’ Green Elf Shorts, has been detained by Immigration officials in Mexico.
This story first broke via ace reporter Old Knudsen (read it here) who published this photo…
Old Knudsen explained, “Donn is only guilty of one thing, having a smile that could melt the heart of a heartless person.”
Cub reporter Mago took up the slack where Old Knudsen left off. Read Mago's account here.
Mago goes on to say that Donn has been brought to the infamous "Vallarta-Hilton".
Infomaniac has obtained secret photographic evidence (thanks to new Infomaniac bitch Larry) that Donn is being held against his will at the Vallarta-Hilton …
Can you help this man?
Bring Donn back to Canada!