A peek at ‘the week that was’ with a handful of Infomaniac’s readers.
The following is an abbreviated edition of the
Blogging Roundup as Mistress MJ has cramps and would prefer to spend time curled up in the fetal position.
As if that’s not hell enough,
BETTY had to go and tell us that
Reg Varney died. (BBC report
here).
Reg was best known for his comedic role as bus driver Stan Butler in the British TV show “On the Buses.”
If you’re looking for me, I’m in front of telly watching my
On the Buses Ultimate Collection. All seven series! All 74 episodes!
BEAST AND MR. FROBISHER:
What’s in
your MANBAG?
That was the question of the week as both Beast and Mr. Frobisher compared MANBAGS, or “murses” as they’re also known.
This is
Beast’s poor excuse of a MANBAG…
Pathetic, isn’t it?
And one can smell the pong from across The Pond!
The contents of the so-called MANBAG are even duller than the MANBAG itself but in the unlikely event that they’re of interest to you, read about it
here.
Pictured below is
Mr. Frobisher’s more stylish MANBAG…
The contents of Frobi’s MANBAG are by far more interesting than Beast’s…
A few of the highlights in Mr. Frobisher’s MANBAG include the following (and I quote)…
My Colt Shower Shot attachment. As it says on the box "This water accessory easily installs onto any standard shower for an incredible burst of water pleasure and cleansing sensation. Soft, Jelly dong screws into the chrome flex hose for a secure mount. Unscrew shower head. Add washers to prevent water leak and screw in hose." This is an essential bit of kit, people still talk of my impression of the Trevi fountain in Rome when I hooked it up to the power shower in the changing rooms of the David Lloyd Sports Centre and shot artistic jets of water out of my mouth!Red hankie ;-)
Leather cock strap to keep everything up together and give that "bulge appeal" that women like so much. The male equivalent of a push up bra.
Pro-Sport Jock Strap, well you never know when your going to be invited to a Underwear party!
Machismo magazine - Latino Bad Boy Issue! The Worlds #1 Latino Sex Magazine.
2 packets of king size rolling papers (pure hemp of course) with an eight of Red Lebanese Hash and a quarter ounce of sticky black Afghan cream hash (personal - for medical reasons, my Social Anxiety Disorder).Bitches, I could go on about the fascinating contents of Mr. Frobisher’s manly MANBAG but you can read about it yourself
here.
ANONYMOUS BOXER:Boxer invited her readers to send in photographs of their
bulletin boards.
We here at Infomaniac think it was a fab idea and may consider doing this with our own bitches in future.
A personal fave was Old Knudsen’s bulletin board…
Click the pic to read his Post-it notes and observe the poked-out eyes of Oprah, Dr. Phil and the Sarah Palin family.
FIRST NATIONS:Nations outdid herself this week with
tales from the womens washroom.
And if that wasn’t hilarious enough, read “
You gotta wash yo ass!”
The bitch is a brilliant writer. Get yo ass over there if you haven’t paid her a visit yet.
KAPITANO:Someone wanted to give our
Kapi a
blowjob at midnight but Kapi had a headache.
Then, again at midnight, someone wanted to give Kapi a deep, long, wet blowjob.
But they cancelled!
EROSWINGS:Eros presented a display of World War II propaganda
recruiting posters.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
It's fun to stay at the y-m-c-a.
You can get yourself cleaned, you can have a good meal,
You can do whatever you feel...
OLD KNUDSEN: Old Knudsen pointed out to us that our
Donn Coppens (Homo Escapeons) and Jeremy Beadle were
separated at birth!
Donnnnnnn
Jeremy Beadle the late king of British pranksters.And last but not least…
A belated Happy Birthday (November 15th) to Canada’s own
WW in Winnipeg, Manitoba!
Donnnn (left) with Winky Weinerhead the birthday boyAND FINALLY…
NEW CUNT OF THE WEEK
Hey everybody, it’s
LEAH!
Being that I’m in pain and too lazy to make up anything original about this great gal, I’ll just copy and paste what it says in her Blogger Profile…
I'm working on my criminal justice dissertation, and I sort of keep house in Brooklyn for my husband Sgt. Pepper, my 7-year-old daughter Hedgehog, an ancient mutt, a hamster, and a beta fish; I play violin and mandolin; I knit, bead, and crochet. Our house is overrun with projects, thousands of books, and hundreds of skeins of yarn.Want to know more? Then read her “
100 Things About Me.”
Don’t have time? Well lucky you! I’ve copied the highlights below!...
I’ve always had a thing for a man in uniform.
I’ve never been really drunk.
I love hamsters.
(Note to Leah: If you love hamsters, you'll love the hamster wheel!...even though it's a gerbil.)
I’ve always had very vividly characterized imaginary boyfriends, even when I’ve had actual real boyfriends. My first “boyfriends” were Kirk and Spock. My current one is Severus Snape.
I am deeply ashamed of my rampant materialism.
When I was little, I used to borrow my cousin’s bra and wear it around stuffed with cotton balls.
I am not a prude. In fact, sometimes I think I’m as far from a prude as one can be.
I adore canned chicken spread.
I have White Trash in me from my dad’s side. I embrace it.
I love prescription tranquilizers.
I am so glad that I’m a woman.
Mistress MJ would just like to add one more thing about Leah…
She has admitted that she has a thing for
Old Knudsen!
I think I can speak for Anonymous Boxer, Carnalis, Savannah and First Nations when I say, “Back off, bitch!”
