Friday, September 29, 2006

TICKERS: Steelworker by Day. Pantykin by Night?


More frillies for men at Xdress.com



Our Tickers seems to be quite well-informed on the subject of straight men wearing women’s knickers.

Tickers recently posted that 36 per cent of men enjoy wearing women’s panties.

Tickers is a member of that most manly profession, steelworkers. Yet one wonders. Does he belong by night to the Pantykin community?





Above: Tickers in his youth. Twas a slippery slope from wearing short shorts to wearing Manties.

So fellas. Tell us about your first time wearing ladies knickers. We’re listening.

And ladies? How do you feel about your bloke wearing lacy undergarments?

More Red Boots

These pics are dedicated to fellow Canuck Ginny.

Ginny left a couple of comments on my Red Wellies posting declaring her passion for red boots.

Fill your boots, Ginny!





You asked for motocross boots, you got 'em...

Thursday, September 28, 2006

The Return of ‘Search Me’



Geoff and Betty’s Search Me blog is back!

Search Me is a blog devoted to those search engine queries that led readers to Geoff and Betty’s

other

blogs

Arse-In-The-Box




What's the only way to MOON that perfect individual and get your feelings out from thousands of miles away while remaining completely anonymous?

AssInTheBox, That's How!

Wednesday, September 27, 2006

Red Boots




A man and his passion for red wellies.



Via [Arbroath]

Happy Birthday, Frobisher!




G’won over and wish our Frobi a happy birthday.

Tuesday, September 26, 2006

Unh!




A collection of gutteral moans from Aaaaaaaaaa! to Yyaaaargggg! in comic book panels.

Nipple Training




Believe me when I say I tried to post something in good taste today instead of this. (NSFW)

Sleep in the Subway, Darlin’




Do you frequently miss your Tube stop when you doze off?

These stickers will help you get home safe and sound.

Monday, September 25, 2006

Knackered




Still not operating on all cylinders.

Come again tomorrow.

Sunday, September 24, 2006




Too lazy to post. Back tomorrow.

Friday, September 22, 2006

Fantasy Snogs

A recent Brit poll asked which celebrities both men and women would most like to snog.

The verdict? Jessica Alba has the most kissable lips.




Jessica Alba. Oops! One moment please…





This end up



Other fantasy snogs include Angelina Jolie, Eva Longoria, Kelly Brook and Wayne Rooney's fiancee Coleen McLoughlin.

Women most want to snog Robbie Williams but Brad Pitt, Prince Harry (huh?), Daniel Craig, and footballer Frank Lampard also made the top 5.




Robbie Williams



Over to you now. Which celebrity is on your list for most kissable lips?

Thursday, September 21, 2006

A Dig Through My Bookmarks

I’ve had a dig through my hundreds of bookmarks and randomly selected a few links for you.

You may have seen these sites elsewhere on the Internet as they’ve been collecting dust in my folders for some time.

Nonetheless, I hope you find something here for your amusement. Enjoy.





Farting Doughboy (turn on your speakers)





Barbie From Hell




Let’s spice it up a bit now, shall we?

Cocksucker’s Mirror (NSFW)

Wednesday, September 20, 2006

Boxers, Briefs or Sacfree?




sacfree men’s undies.

Plural Clothing




Clothing that can be worn by two people at once.

Caution: Wear at the risk of alienating everyone you know and making your single friends sick.


Smittens

and

The Hug Jacket.

Knit a Princess Leia Hat




Are you a knitter and a Star Wars fan? Knit a Princess Leia hat.

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

Is Your Little Baby Going to Go Gay?

Here’s an early warning sign . . .






Still not sure? Read these handy homo prevention tips for concerned parents with suspect toddlers.

Monday, September 18, 2006

How Good Are You?




In yesterday’s posting we found out how dodgy you are.

Today let’s find out how if there’s any goodness in you at all.

Take the Morality Quiz.

(If you’re an Oirishman, don’t bother. You’re going straight to hell.)

Sunday, September 17, 2006

How Dodgy Are You?




Have you ever strolled around your house naked? Or been drunk in a pub? Then you may be living dangerously. Take this test and find out how dodgy you are.

Saturday, September 16, 2006

#@&*!





Note: Not safe for work. Use headphones.

Press the keys from left to right on this xylophone.

And type on Buffy’s Swearing Keyboard


(Thanks Geoff for the xylophone link)

SOM-thing Else




Note: Not safe for work.

Fellas, when you need a helping hand, try the Men’s Som from Japan.

There’s one for the ladies too.

Friday, September 15, 2006

Spotted Dick




Spotted Dick. What is this shite, anyway?

You Brits will put anything in your mouths, won’t you?



Thursday, September 14, 2006

Rear of the Year


Piggy: The real Arse of the Year


The winners of the 2006 Rear of the Year were announced today with the accolades going to singer Javine Hylton and retired footballer Ian Wright.

Hylton says she stays in shape by pole dancing. She said: "I'm flattered to be voted Rear of the Year. I've been pole dancing loads in the new stage production Daddy Cool, so it's definitely paid off for me."

View a slideshow of beauteous buttocks (male and female) in The Sun.

Who is your choice for the most alluring arse?

Fabio Cannavaro’s Arse




The photo above is for all of you who wanted me to post over the previous photo of Bubbles Devere and Roman Devere and Desiree Devere of Little Britain fame.

Are you happy now?

Please excuse me now while I finish off this bottle of red wine.

Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Little Britain for Beginners – Continued


The Deveres: Bubbles, Roman and Desiree


What began on Infomaniac as an introduction to Little Britain for Americans and Canadians has now become a request line for Little Britain clips, thanks to you lot of Brits.

Midget Arse and Piggy and Tazzy want to see the uber-zaftig character Bubbles Devere.

Today’s Clip: Roman Devere is visiting the spa and enjoying a facial when in walks his ex-wife Bubbles. Roman doesn’t notice Bubbles enter the room because his eyelids are covered with cucumber slices. Bubbles slips the spa attendant some hush money. The attendant slips out of the room and Bubbles takes her place. Bubbles begins massaging Roman and throwing in some “extras” when in walks the current Mrs. Devere, Desiree.


Christmas Comes Early Chez Infomaniac




Crimbo (slang term for Christmas in the UK) has come early chez Infomaniac.

Our first Crimbo card arrived yesterday … 3 and a half months before Christmas!

The card arrived creased and bent out of shape, much like its senders.

The inscription? “Greetings, Cocksucker!”

I’m not really a Crimbo person but it brought a smile to my face nonetheless.

I placed the card on the mantelpiece and left for work.

Imagine my surprise when I returned home to find that Benny the Cat had other ideas for the card!…




(photo taken by our Loo Cam)



Makes you feel warm all over and fills you with the Christmas spirit, doesn’t it?

Thanks, fellas.

Tuesday, September 12, 2006

Baby Toupees


No baby, no cry

Baby Toupees.

It’s what celebrity babies are wearing.



Suri Cruise: Poster child for Baby Toupees

Little Britain for Beginners – Continued




Our Hardhouse just left a comment on my previous posting asking me to find a clip of Dafydd closing the live show with a disco number called "I'm Gay.”

Here you go Hardhouse…

Little Britain for Beginners




Everyday this week I’ll show clips from the popular BBC TV comedy sketch show Little Britain. A personal fave on the telly chez Infomaniac.

My postings are aimed at those Canucks and Yanks who haven’t yet caught the show. If, by the end of this week you like what you see, the Yanks can view Little Britain on BBC America and the Canucks on BBC Canada or Showcase. Or you can purchase DVDs of the series.

As for the Brits reading this post, tell us what you like (or don’t like) about the show.


Today’s Clip: Daffyd Thomas (aka The Only Gay in the Village) has set up a Gay and Lesbian stall at the village fete.





For those of you who want details about the show, there’s loads of info and links on Wikipedia and on the BBC’s Little Britain page.


Want more of Daffyd? Here he is …


Monday, September 11, 2006

Cock Blog




I’ve just discovered a new British blog and it’s ALL ABOUT COCKS!

A veritable CORNUCOPIA OF COCKS written by A COCK LOVER!

He’s a busy man (SO MANY COCKS, SO LITTLE TIME) so he’ll only be updating the COCK BLOG once a week or so.


Yes, I am a cock lover. And nothing gives me more pride or pleasure than my own cock.

But I don't want this blog to be purely about my own cock. I want this blog to be the definitive cock site on the internet. My aim is to get as many pictures of cocks of all types posted on here. They say variety is the spice of life and I have many contacts all over the world who would just love to have pictures of their multifarious cocks broadcast to the world at large.



So visit this new COCK BLOG today!

Saturday, September 09, 2006

Truce



Maidink and I, in the interest of foreign relations, have declared a truce. Not only here but on Maidink's blog as well.

The pic in this posting is for Piggy, who insists we carry on scrapping.

Behold: The Power of MJ

Maidink mentioned recently that I could probably kick her ass with one leg tied behind my back.

Too right Maidink. Too right.




MJ warms up as she prepares to give Maidink a good swift arse-kicking



MJ vs. Maidink. Who’s your money on?

Friday, September 08, 2006

Your Best Chippy?



(Note to Yanks and Canucks: A chippy is the UK word for “fish and chip shop.”)

If you want a decent order of fish and chips in Vancouver, your choices are limited. This is a city of tofu-eating, granola-munching health nuts.

The chippies here tend to over-batter the fish. And it’s greasy to boot.

If you’re in Vancouver and crave fish ‘n’ chips, you’d be wise to make a trek out to Steveston, BC.

Steveston is a seaside town with a few good fish and chips shops. One of the best is Dave’s Fish and Chips at 3460 Moncton Street.




Dave's Fish & Chips


So tell me. If I visited your town, whether you’re in the UK or elsewhere, where would I find the best chippy?

And what accompaniments do you use? For me it’s a squeeze of lemon on the fish. And plenty of salt and malt vinegar on the chips. Oh, I almost forgot. State your choice of beverage to go with it.

Thursday, September 07, 2006

Beauty Tip

Best Boobies




Welsh singer Charlotte Church is Britain’s choice for Best Celebrity Real Breasts 2006.


The Top 10 Celebrity Real Breasts:

1. Charlotte Church
2. Kelly Brook
3. Lorraine Kelly
4. Billie Piper
5. Fern Britton
6. Kate Garraway
7. Melinda Messenger
8. Dawn French
9. Jessie Wallace
10. Jane Goldman

See a slideshow of the Top Ten in The Sun.

Who are your choices for best boobies? Who has the most gorgeous gazongas? Not just in Britain but best international celebrity boobies? Remember, they have to be real breasts. If you can’t tell real ones from fake ones, here’s a handy how-to guide.

One more thing… This is National Breast Pride Week in the UK. But why should they have all the fun? Let’s here it for Canadian and American titties too!

Wednesday, September 06, 2006

Papa's Red Hat




Has the Pope joined the Red Hat Society?

MJ’s Video Post

At last! I’m revealing myself to the world. See and hear me as I make my debut video post.

You know me as MJ but in my video post I’m using my stage name, Baba Alla.

Warning: My hot body and sexy moves may be too much for some of you. Viewer discretion is advised.

Ready?

Here we go ...





Tuesday, September 05, 2006

Hello! Canada


Photo © MJ, Infomaniac


The premiere Canadian edition of Hello! Magazine is on the newsstands.

Everyone loves reading about Celine Dion, don’t they?

Every Tom, Dick and Harry Cox




As a child, I enjoyed perusing the telephone book for unique names.

Some things never change.

All the names below are listed in Infospace White Pages.

Add to my list if you wish.

Dick Wanker
Harry Cox
Harry Dick
Esmeralda Arse
Kum Bum
Frank Fecker
Billie J. Fuchs
Helen Sluti
Alice Klit
Sarah Kunt
Jason Boner
Bonnie Nipple

And finally, from a realtor’s website, there’s Gaye Mayles.

Monday, September 04, 2006

Irish Porn

I found these dirty photos while I was rummaging through Oirishman SID’s closet…